The desk was surrounded by a swarm of young lads, all desperate to impress the bright young filly whose phone couldn't get an IP address.
In comes the quietly authoritative mature heart-throb, gently pushing aside the throng, before getting on his knees and reseating the cable in the girl's port.

With many sighs and a heart all a-flutter, she breathlessly thanked me before sliding clean off her chair.
( Kroney, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:18, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Ah the classic
"have you checked that everything is correctly plugged in"

You sir are a Hero for our times.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:20, Reply)

Give over, I had to run a new cable AND re-patch the comms.

( Kroney, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:21, Reply)

*swoons*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:22, Reply)

Some prick here only patched the first four (occupied) ports in a server rack.
I mean... honestly.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:35, Reply)

What sort of cahnt would do that?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:39, Reply)

That is a somewhat draconian approach to policing corporate internet use.

( Kroney, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:43, Reply)

Are you the one with glasses, from thee IT crowd?

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