There's a roundabout on the way over the Tyne Bridge where you can be a cheeky cunt
and turn right in the left hand lane. This bloke tried that and missed the space he was trying to shoehorn his car into, then got all narky about it.

Lols for spannerrage
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:48, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

I had a guy nearly cause a huge accident in a similar way,
Tried to pull accross in front of me on the inside, I didn't let off and he came close to head on with a barrier. He came screaming up alongside me and started shouting and cursing about how I was a that, nearly killed him, blah blah, report me to my company blah blah. I lied and told him our vans have cameras and he shut up and drove off looking a bit sheepish.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:52, Reply)

Nice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:53, Reply)

I had a bus company try the "our buses have cameras and it all looks fine to me"
but when I asked for the footage it suddenly disappeared and they said that under the circumstances they'd reluctantly accept my complaint even though all their drivers are saints and deffo wouldn't have blocked a road by trying to overtake a line of traffic as if he was Sebastian Vettel and not a fat spastic in a five ton diesel double decker.
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:58, Reply)

A few months ago I was down on the seafront for the ParkRun when I heard a massive bang and a scream
A woman had been hit by a car and well and truly fucked up. I went over to help her and keep her still as she'd put her head through the windscreen. Coppers and ambulance turned up and it seems the bloke driving was going like a fucking nutter as caught on camera by two buses.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:01, Reply)

I may have mentioned it before and I accept that I am perhaps being a little naive
But if you drive for a living, shouldn't your standard of driving be a little higher than the average road user?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:05, Reply)

People are cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:11, Reply)

Arriva drivers in Derby are so good that when they're in traffic in their car, they force female motorcyclists off their bikes.....
Then when the traffic's out of the way, park their cars 25 metres away, run back, assault the female biker and push the recently-righted bike back over - all while in uniform and on camera.
I have the footage.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:19, Reply)

What was his justification?
He must have believed she did something wrong?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:21, Reply)

His justification?
He was a cunt. An old cunt. A cunt who didn't like having to wait in traffic while a new biker found first gear so he ran his car into her back wheel.
A cunt who will either be fired or crippled. It won't be his choice.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:23, Reply)

Really? Jesus.
A few times when I used to ride people would get angry at you for filtering and jumping the queue. I bet he wouldn't ram a car if the person in front stalled.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:26, Reply)

Woman on a motorbike.
If her husband or father aren't going to do anything about it, it's up to brave members of the public to put her right.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:24, Reply)

My daughter

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:25, Reply)

So you admit you are at fault here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:26, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:31, Reply)

I mean what on earth was a women doing in charge of a vehicle
there was surely some cleaning that needed doing
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:31, Reply)

It's not like you can even carry that much shopping on a motorbike.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:32, Reply)

if they weren't useless shitcunts then they wouldn't be driving buses for a living.

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:22, Reply)

Exactly

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:24, Reply)

Oh yeah, fair point
It's the same as when I get annoyed with the cleaner for being annoyingly thick.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:24, Reply)

You should be used to it by now with that little woman of yours at home

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:37, Reply)

I had a chap have a go at me in a petrol station after he did something very similar and I gave him a particular gesture in response.
He came bulling up with a "What the fuck was that fucking hand gesture for?"
I said "You know exactly what it was you did. You deserved it."
His best response was "Yeah..well..you're a wanker too".

I looked at him for a couple of seconds in silence and he just sort of wandered off. Worst threatening behaviour ever.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:02, Reply)

+ and then went home for a big wank

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:03, Reply)

The Wanker

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:06, Reply)

^^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:08, Reply)

The absolute worst case of failed threatening behaviour I've experienced
was a chav kid who pulled a cap gun on me because I gave a lighter to his mrs when she asked.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:08, Reply)

I had a guy try to break a plastic bottle while shouting about slitting my throat with the the shards,
The entire bar laughing at him quickly diffused his anger.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:17, Reply)

haha!
BOING!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:17, Reply)

I had someone take a swing at me when I was working behind a bar
unfortunately in his anger he hadn't seen the large wooden upright from the bar to the ceiling that smashed his hand to bits mid punch while I laughed at him
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:19, Reply)

Oooff

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:22, Reply)

fortunately for him A&E was pretty close so
Once his couple of friends stopped laughing as well they bundled him off apologising for their mate being a prick.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:25, Reply)

Someone threw the payphone at the end of the bar at me once when I barred him.
Smashed a load of glasses. Prick.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:41, Reply)