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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Yeah well you Frenchie’s have a reputation for being belligerent.....and then running away as fast as possible
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:48,
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latest was 10 years ago)
Fucking pathetic, isn't it?I'm cringing with embarrassment at my own lack of spine.
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Kroney, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:50,
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Still you could always flash your nice legs and arse(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:53,
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I hope he remembered our military giving their all for him on Rememberance Sunday,whilst the frenchies smoked Gitanes and cycled around with onions.
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+ in my doorway(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:52,
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A worse one for my pridewas when I saw a girl I had met once previously and had a crush on, in the local pubs beer garden looking upset. I went out to be a shoulder to cry on and had a long intense conversation with her about her relationship with her sister etc.
At the end she hugged me and thanked me. I trotted out a truly wanky 'hey, there're some things you can only tell a stranger', put my hand on the snow covered wall and vaulted over to the pavement.
What I'd forgotten is that the snow obscured wall was actually a fucking hedge. When I put my weight on my hand I essentially fell into it, screaming like a woman, headfirst up to my stomach, legs flailing and part of one arm free. Gravity got me out after about 5 seconds of frantic kicking and landed me on my back on the pavement with most of the buttons torn off my shirt. 5 seconds is a long time when you're upside down in a bush with your shirt half off in front of a girl you want to fuck. She didn't fuck me.
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Haha, who the fuck are you?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:00,
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I only recently remembered my passwordto the site so I'm getting back involved.
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Well that's 98% of the posters here (well apart the skinhead and no ears part)(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:10,
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Nice one, so when was you last posting?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:04,
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^still is^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:08,
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He drives me mad with this It's one of my pet hates.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:48,
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Stop YAKing on about it (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:49,
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Well I'm not suprised what with that Peado beard(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:52,
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Glistening How's your shady, unethical new job?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:54,
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Alright thanks, anyway you dunt even know what it is...do you?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 19:00,
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About 10 months agothere've been some name changes it seems. The general seething low level belligerence and world weary cynicism that I love have remained the same though. Fantastic!
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By the way I'm the best one not here, ok?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:08,
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