Nings to all
Rest a while & chat on this rather foul and rainy morning.

(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 7:36, 254 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

morning!
is a bit miserable here. wouldn't go as far as foul though...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 8:19, Reply)

Morning
Anyone about?

Nice day off work for me but off to docs in a bit in this lovely weather.

*edits*
Morning Vipros!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 8:19, Reply)

Greetings
It's positively vile here - Even teh kitteh took one look out of the conservatory and decided "Sod that!".

On an entirely unrelated note I am just about to cook a black pudding sarnie on tomato ciabatta avec a fookin' massive mug o' tea.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 8:27, Reply)

that sarnie
sounds awesome. I love black pudding.

I had an orange juice, pineapple, melong, grape, mandarin and apple smoothie this morning and some bread and peanut butter.

exciting stuff.

where is this horrible weather? it's not too bad down in exeter, just pretty grey
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 8:30, Reply)

Ta muchly
Black pudding from Richardsons butchers in Bowness ...... The premier Krug of black pudding.

The mighty city that is Sheffield is suffering from a bout of shitty weather......... Just persistently crap more than anything.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 8:32, Reply)

It's horrid in Yorkshire.
I've had a large cup of tea, and a ciggie.
I'm sitting with a pleasant head rush and a bit of Muse playing in the background.

*edit* The weather's horrid in Yorkshire, not the place. I happen to like living here.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 8:33, Reply)

mmm
think I might have to get some black pudding to feast on this weekend.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 8:40, Reply)

Morning all
I get to leave work at 15:00 today.

/smug

:edit: It seems my eyesight is awful this morning - I'm struggling to read my screen. Really should replace my glasses soon

/not smug
( Captain V, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 8:43, Reply)

Good stuff Capt V
What's the occasion?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 8:45, Reply)

Morning V.
Day off for me, was supposed to be in Sheffield last night for a gig but decided I was too poor to go. Kept the day off though.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 8:45, Reply)

Good morning.
I'm just waiting for the bookeeper to arrive to do the monthly accounts.

And the weather is poo here as well.

I just live on the Yorkshire/Lancashire border in Yorkshire but work in Lancashire. I'm always joking that when the weather is bad here at work I'll go home and see what the weather is like in Yorkshire.

Well it makes me laugh : )
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 8:46, Reply)

@SV
A hospital appointment =/
( Captain V, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 8:46, Reply)

Not so good
Still ...... Time not spent at the coal face = Good.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 8:48, Reply)

Indeed it is
On the subject of good.

The bash last night was good. It was good to meet so many lovely b3tans. They were very good and made me feel very welcome. The cider I drank and the pasty I ate was good.

I had a good time.
( Captain V, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 8:52, Reply)

who did you meet?
*jealouses*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 8:53, Reply)

Hey BGB
I is off now to docs and stuff.
Back later, no doubt.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 8:55, Reply)

A thing of beauty is a joy forever .....
i78.photobucket.com/albums/j92/Swan_Vesta/PICT0153.jpg

or in this case about 5 mins.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 8:57, Reply)

Mornings all
I'm a bit later than usual this morning, but I'm here now.

All well, I trust?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 9:00, Reply)

This is where I miss somebody out....
But here it goes anyway:

Althegeordie
Becky
Bob Fossil
Clendrix
Davros
DiT
Herr Doktor
Kaol
MM
Wanderlust
Wookie

I'm sure I've forgotten somebody - I'm crap with names and remembering in general. Apologies in advance to anybody left out.
( Captain V, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 9:01, Reply)

Captain V!
I was going to have at you for not putting me first on that list.

Then I realised. Damn alphabet.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 9:04, Reply)

morning Kaol
how's the monkey rapture?

Swan_vesta: nice sandwich
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 9:06, Reply)

How's the what?
Speak a language I can read.

Capt'n V, you forgot BobFossil!
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 9:07, Reply)

teehee
unfortunately I think I'm going to have to do some work for the next couple of days....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 9:14, Reply)

Morning all!
How was the bash last night? Anyone got any pics?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 9:14, Reply)

@Kaol
No I didn't *shifty eyes*

@himjim

Bash was good although there were two big disappointments.

1) Kaol isn't half as angry or stabby in real life. He also didn't look anything like I expected (even though I did guess who he was...)
2) Wanderlust isn't a 57 year old (male) paedophile.
( Captain V, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 9:15, Reply)

No pictures.
But Captain V expected me to be much smaller.
PJM said the same when I met him...

Do I give off small-person-internet-vibes?
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 9:15, Reply)

Goood morning B3tans :)
How are we all this morning?

My friend bought me back some yummy cheese from Slovakia that I was nomming on last night... sadly it did make me have really weird dreams! And now I have that thing where you feel a bit weird in the day as well anyone else get that? Just me...?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 9:16, Reply)

You give off
I'm not big and cuddly vibes. This is evidently not true.

:edit: Not saying you're fat! I meant big in the sense of tall and broad. *takes foot out of mouth*
( Captain V, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 9:19, Reply)

Good Morning!
Today marks the 7 year anniversary of 9/11.

It's been the better part of a decade since that happened; can you believe it?

/morbid
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 9:21, Reply)

Cheese is a kind of meat.
A tasty yellow treat.

Morning TGB! *hugs*

EDIT: Capt'n V, I know what you mean *grins*
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 9:21, Reply)

Captain V
you think Kaol is cuddly?

morning TGB. if I have a particularly weird dream, or a long or vivid one, I do find it affects me during the day afterwards


today it's the seventh anniversary of 9/11 and there will only be one thing on the minds of Americans.

Fucking Cheeseburgers!

/sickipedia
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 9:23, Reply)

Only once he's taken the knives out of his pockets
Otherwise hugging him feels too much like dying ='[
( Captain V, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 9:26, Reply)

If I ever meet Kaol
I shall pump special pheromones into the air that will make him angrier (but not necessarily smaller), to make everyone happy.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 9:26, Reply)

Capt'n V
I only had one knife on me last night, t'was my travelling knife, for legal reasons.

I think you might have seen it when I was adjusting my lighter.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 9:29, Reply)

What
are we all upto this fine morning?
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 9:29, Reply)

I'm writing an epic story
About my journey home from the bash last night.

Warning: May contain traces of sex, drug use and strong language.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 9:31, Reply)

I don't remember seeing you adjust your lighter
Is this where I start to realise that I don't really remember any of last night at all and that something truly awful has happened to me?
( Captain V, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 9:32, Reply)

@ S/Weasel
I am putting a whole lot of tickets into quality order. It's mindmeltingly laborious.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 9:33, Reply)

@SW
Watching the human bearbaiting that is Jeremy Kyle, supping tea and luring teh kitteh into a fase sense of security before I take him to the vet later ...... And yourself?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 9:33, Reply)

No...
But the fact that I was playing with a very sharp, slightly rusty knife, about three inches from your knee without you noticing was interesting...
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 9:34, Reply)

Kaol is cuddly!
*hugs back*


Hey Vipros that joke did make me chuckle a little :p My phone says it 11.9 though so I really didn't make the connection! That and the fact it never directly effected me so I tend to forget.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 9:35, Reply)

@SV
Playing Spore on the DS

It's surprisingly addictive.
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 9:38, Reply)

@Kaol
Doesn't surprise me really. I'm usually one of two things: Almost completely oblivious to everything that's going on around me or so alert and perky that I notice everything and start talking about it no matter how trivial/boring/stupid it is.

Fortunately for those around me I'm usually the former.

:edit: @SW Spore eh? What's it like? I've not read any reviews yet.
( Captain V, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 9:39, Reply)

@Vipros
That's gone out via text ...... I'll expect the replies of complaint later *chuckles maniacally*
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 9:41, Reply)

@CV
It's not as polished as the 360 version, it has this cartoonish kids feel about it.

It's still fun though, and definitely enjoyable, but sometimes it's just not challenging or interesting enough, as it's made to appeal to a broad demographic.
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 9:44, Reply)

glad you enjoyed the joke
there are more:

As we all know, September 11th marks a certain anniversary.

Regardless of how bad the subject is, as a matter of respect and common decency, I think all b3ta users should unite and just say 'Happy Birthday Moby'.

:-D
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 9:54, Reply)

Ugh
Someone should fly a plane into Moby
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 9:56, Reply)

Morning guys
How's it going?

Have I missed something with all the fucking idiots from /talk being on Off Topic? I've not checked this board for a couple of days and I'm greeted with "I'm busting for a piss". That's about as worthwhile as this post complaining about it is.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 9:57, Reply)

Right
STORY TIME!
www.b3ta.com/questions/customersfromhell/post241104
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:00, Reply)

Morning
I have a rather nasty head cold and now I'm wet from having to walk from my car to the office in the rain.

Oh, the humanity, will my suffering never end?
( Kroney, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:00, Reply)

*bursts in*
Good MOOOOR-NING!

*shakes off rain*

How are we all on this fine British Summer's Day?

Bash was grand last night. Just a shame that I couldn't stay longer, really. I bet all the good stuff happened after I left. :(
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:01, Reply)

Kaol
You're a freak :D in the best possible way!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:02, Reply)

Hey Dit
All the really good stuff happened where I was. Not at the bash. So you did miss it. It involved Super Cock Passion Juice

Would you like a hug Kroney? *hugs*

*hands DiT a pre-emptive cookie*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:04, Reply)

*sticks tongue out at himjim*
My first ever QOTW pun.
Pooflake would be proud.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:04, Reply)

hugs would be lovely
and are much appreciated.

What I really need though, is a duvet day, a mug of lemsip and some geeky telly.
( Kroney, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:06, Reply)

*imagines flying a plane into moby*
teehee

I had a thoroughly unexciting evening.

tried to go to sleep at a reasonable time without herbal assistance.

it didn't work
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:07, Reply)

Hehe
I did see about your super cock passion juice.

I dread to think what it's like in their factory!

I think I've mentioned it before, but in Denmark there's a delicious little liquorice sweetie called, simply, 'Spunk'.

Pure class.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:08, Reply)

Well
I hope the Denmark spunk tastes nicer than my Isle of Wight cock juice did I hope the sweetie tastes nicer than my cider
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:11, Reply)

I LOVE SPUNK
Because it's gorgeous tasty salt liquorice!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:11, Reply)

That reminds me
Of the spunky pasties last night...
( Captain V, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:12, Reply)

@Captain V
So you wanted me to be a 57 year old male kiddy fiddler?

I guess I could dress up as one if you really wanted me to...
( wanderlust, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:14, Reply)

salty liquorice is vile
my swedish mates at uni brought back some stuff called (approximately) Djungelvraal

it was disgusting. bleurgh
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:14, Reply)

'Snot raining. Yet.
However I have to take the small blonde screaming machine to see the pead...peed...paed...kid's quack at the hospital.

Her appointment is for 11.27. I know consultant scab-lifter's time is precious, but that precious??

Glad to see the bash was all fluffy and lovely and sociable. I got pissed while playing an old game (Soldier of Fortune II if you're that interested), burnt the tea, went for chips and fell asleep, after posting abusive bollocks on the tinterweb.

I think you had the better night.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:15, Reply)

My pasty was lovely
Although I had ominous rumblings when I woke up this morning.
That might have been from that chunk of hooker-lung though.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:15, Reply)

@lust
*splurts*

Actually I'm glad you weren't. It'd have been awkward if you were.
( Captain V, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:17, Reply)

Captain V
Out if interest, was anyone as you expected?
Or particularly different to how you expected?
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:19, Reply)

@Kaol
Well wookie and becky were as expected (I'd looked at their photos in their profile to help me recognise people). MM looks very different in the flesh when compared to the photo of her grabbing Tourettes' boobs.

As mentioned before you looked nothing like I expected.

Otherwise I hadn't really got any preconceived ideas as to what people might look like.
( Captain V, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:23, Reply)

Sounds about right!
I didn't know Wookiee had a picture of him in his profile...

*saves to hard drive*
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:30, Reply)

Morning all
Glad you all had fun last night.

Being back home and having silly slow internet sucks. Sucks lots.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:33, Reply)

Mornin' PoD!
Thanks for the gaz you sent me.
It explained things nicely.
Also, no, I don't want to go out with you, sorry.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:45, Reply)

To be fair...
Cappy V is probably still blown away by our beauty.


Minor rant: Why are people dicks? I have a proper job to do, yet my morning so far has been taken up by the News Editor whinging that she doesn't have the right version of Outlook (until 2 days ago, I was the only outlook user in the company). She wants us to shell out on a whole new Office package for her (she's in Edinburgh and we're in London), and steadfastly refuses, for some reason, to just fucking well use Outlook Express. I have repeatedly explained how to access other e-mail accounts this way. I have even offered to go to Edinburgh and do it for her, the dozy bint. But NOOO. She wants the full Office 2007 package and a good chunk of my fucking bonus. I am NOT HAPPY WITH THIS AT ALL.

/End rant.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:45, Reply)

Wookiee's profile pic is hilarious!
Ning all!
( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:45, Reply)

@DiT
Set Kaol on her!

Morning clendrix you sexual creature.
( wanderlust, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:49, Reply)

Bugger this work lark
I'm not getting to spend nearly enough time on here.

*notices wanderlust referring to clendrix as a sexual creature*

*wonders if he's missed something important/interesting*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:50, Reply)

Aw that sucks DiT
Some people are just beyond help. The guy that managed our internet and email at my last job seriously believed that there were "computer worms" in facebook that would cause the computers to break if we looked at the pages where they were. He was allowed to look at them obviously though. He also totally failed to grasp my request to have Firefox instead of IE because "it is policy for everyone to have the same browser" I replied that Dave had IE, FF and Safari but "that's different because he has a mac" my request of having a mac was not accepted :(

Hey Clendrix :)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:51, Reply)

*jiggles boobs at lusty*
Good morning my darling!

Why isn't there a bash tonight? Why?


Edit: K2k6, sadly not.
Edit: Badger, hello my lovely.
( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:51, Reply)

I'm feeling slightly delicate this morning.
Last night I was sure I wasn't drunk, but looking back now I was wasted.
I was a bit wobbly on the tube this morning.

Yay for jiggling boobies!

Edit: Only 7 days wait until the next bash :D
( wanderlust, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:53, Reply)

Sucks DiT
From experience of talking to people, most IT departments seem to be rubbish, as do most people who try use computers. My mums boss once asked why the internet wasn't working on his laptop. It was mostly because he hadn't plugged the ethernet cable in to it.

Macs FTW!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:56, Reply)

What PoD said
Macs FTW.

I use Mail, via IMAP to pick up my e-mail, which is much nicer than Groupwise, which we're supposed to use here. It's my own machine, so I can do what I like with it.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:59, Reply)

I use Outlook
But nobody ever emails me for work.
I get like... Two, three a day.
*shrugs*

Emails mean more work though.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:01, Reply)

The Joke of it is...
I'm not even the IT guy! I'm the fugging Marketing Manager. But I know a bit about software.

And yes, Macs FTW. My next work computer is going to be a Mac, just need to justify it!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:03, Reply)

I don't have time to read emails
between reading the QOTW, this and my gazzes!

If it's important people will call me :)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:07, Reply)

Pfft,
Lies! Nobody gazzes you!
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:09, Reply)

nobody gazzes me
(no one worth mentioning anyway)

*sniggers*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:11, Reply)

pft fine Kaol
shatter my dreams of having people gaz me *cries*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:12, Reply)

I'm probably being rather ignorant here
but why is it called gazzing?

*feels a bit stupid*
(Errorist, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:14, Reply)

Because someone called
Gaz (Gary) did all the code for it.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:17, Reply)

I don't get any gazzes
because I'm not a girl. On the internet.

I'm also probably fat and upset. Online.
( Kroney, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:17, Reply)

Because if you go to your inbox
the url ends with /gaz :)

Ignore Kaol :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:18, Reply)

Ahhh
enlightened I feel
(Errorist, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:18, Reply)

I don't get many gazzes
Which saves me time in replying to them.

Glad the info was useful Kaol. I've shoved it onto my iGoogle page now.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:19, Reply)

Morning all!
So, I've caught up with the miasma of petty shit that has coalesced during my 3 days in London, and now I can enjoy the Offtopic board on a computer, as opposed to my phone!

Hope everyone's well!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:22, Reply)

I get lots of gazzes
I went to get a can of orange juice, and came back, my inbox said "3 unread messages".
I was gone for a minute.

EDIT: I didn't gaz myself, either.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:22, Reply)

I've had one
I treasure it like its a small electronic diamond.
(Errorist, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:25, Reply)

did they all say
leave me alone you crazy bastard?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:25, Reply)

Mine now says 3 unread messages too :P
*looks shocked* Kaol they are all from you!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:26, Reply)

Kaol
Was your can of orange juice one of those really nice San Pellegrino ones? I'm addicted to those.
(Errorist, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:28, Reply)

Haha!
Clearly they aren't...
Unless I sent "You got a pretty mouth" three times.

Er... My can of orange juice comes from the vending machine. It's called "Sunmagic".
It's not the sweetest one in the world, but it's better than drinking a can of coke three times a day.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:28, Reply)

Why would you send
that once!?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:30, Reply)

But not as good
As 3 cans of Irn Bru a day. Or 9.

Woo, 100 me thinks!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:30, Reply)

I quite like that sunmagic stuff
orange and green can yeah?

eww, the manic street preachers got onto my ipod

fucking whiny shit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:32, Reply)

Er...
Because it's so true I have to repeat it?
*shrugs*

Yes, green and yellow can!
Thing is, it's just orange juice. So, loads better than brown chemical coke-crap.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:33, Reply)

You need to try
the San Pellegrino stuff. Best thing in a can.
(Errorist, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:34, Reply)

Canned drinks
Irn Bru is a drink of the Gods! It's hard to get here in Stratford though, so I settle for water or cups of tea brought by one of my minions.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:34, Reply)

*practices creepy Joker smile*
I just sent you 3 gazzes saying "You got pretty nose" because it's rude not to return compliments ma mamma always said /forest gump mode

Hey Lab *waves*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:36, Reply)

So
I got an email from my uni last night.

Firstly, it said my proposal needs major modification to become acceptable. Not that bothered about that bit, as there are only 3 categories; acceptable, entirely unacceptable, or needs major modifications. I'll happily do the work to get it up to standard.

The second thing it told me is who my advisor is. Perhaps the most useless lecturer in the world. No-one comes to his lectures they are that bad.

This project isn't going to go well.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:36, Reply)

Errorist, you're wrong.
Best thing EVER in a can is flies.
There's a petrol station near me that used to have a vending machine that you could buy cans of maggots from.

If you got a can and left if for a week, you'd have a can of flies.
Amazing!
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:39, Reply)

*waves at TGB*
Ah, you've inadvertently reminded me to sort out travel for Saturday.

I could drive, and sip slighty-chilled tap water all evening, or I could get raucously drunk and fall into a taxi...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:42, Reply)

Well if I known
you could have bought a can of hundreds of flying insects I wouldn't have harped on about that poncey italian orange drink.

Hundreds of uses for a can of flies/maggots are racing through my mind.

I think I'd put one through my neighbours letterbox.
(Errorist, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:45, Reply)

Kaol
Haven't you mentioned your local petrol station before?

Sounds like it sells some amazing stuff
(Errorist, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:47, Reply)

Yeah!
My God... The fun I had with those...

*grins*

Nothing like seeing somebody try to claw their eyes out as several hundred flies burst out of a can, into their face.

Er... I don't think I've mentioned the place before... Can you remember what I was talking about?
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:47, Reply)

I vote getting drunk and taxi!
You will feel awful if you have to drink water and we are all drinking Strongbow!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:50, Reply)

Also
My story is in a dangerous position on the QOTW...

If you've not read it (this isn't the hooker one, this is real) then go my pretties!

www.b3ta.com/questions/customersfromhell/post236833
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:52, Reply)

Think I might
be imaginging the petrol station thing.

As for the can of flies the possibilities seem endless. Although I think I've just thought of what I'd most like to do with them.

I'd love to drop a couple of freshly opened cans of flies AND maggots into one of those very annoying stretch limos full of screaming chavs you see driving through central London on a Saturday night.

*chuckles quietly*
(Errorist, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:52, Reply)

You're right TGB
Is it the Wetherspoons in Leam that we're invading? I'm terrible with pub names.

If so, that means Strongbow, Koppaberg, and Westons organic!

*drools*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:54, Reply)

Well I thought meet at the Well
as it's closest to my house and then trundle off somewhere else?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:58, Reply)

That's fine by me
I'm sure I'll be able to find it, thanks to the map you provided :)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:02, Reply)

Well b3ta magic
provided the map! I was quite impressed by that!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:04, Reply)

Ah... B3ta magic...
It's like Monkey Justice, but happier, and with far less screaming.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:08, Reply)

I realise that most of my posts today have been food based
but I've just found out that chopped bacon fried in Cajun grill & sizzle spice is fucking awesome.

Getting ready to add to the pasta and sauce *drool*
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:12, Reply)

B3ta magic?
Don't you mean the hundreds of monkeys at computers bashing away aimlessly.*

*Just a joke - it's a lovely site *whimpers*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:12, Reply)

*frowns at himjim*
*dials phone*

"Yeah... That one."

*nods*

"Himjim. Monkey justice. No mercy."
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:16, Reply)

Never mind Monkey Justice and B3TA magic...
What about Monkey Magic...

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5iUMWy4hqAg

(feel free to kick me if this has bindun)
(Errorist, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:22, Reply)

*shrugs*
I'm at work, no youtube...
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:23, Reply)

I just can't be bothered waiting for youtube to buffer
I ran a check and got told we are getting 0.42mb internet here just now. Score.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:26, Reply)

Ripping Kaol
Entertain me - ask us all a question and make it a good 'un.
( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:27, Reply)

*arms self with scissors and barcode scanner*
BRING IT!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:27, Reply)

Ok... I'm writing one
It'll be in the main OT board.

For now, as promised, CRACK SQUIRRELS:
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article96909.ece
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:31, Reply)

^HA!
"It had red eyes and it came right for me!"

Classic!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:34, Reply)

Kaol
thank you! That was fun.

*ahem*
( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:56, Reply)

Damn now I am reading other stuff on the Sun website!
More entertaining than the Beeb :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 13:16, Reply)

So is it quiet because it's lunchtime
or has everyone just buggered off for the sake of it?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 13:26, Reply)

@K2k6
I'm back now. 'Sup?

@GB: The sun website is compelling. I want to meet these people and try and point out the flaws in their logic. It would make compelling viewing to see what happens next.
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 13:28, Reply)

hello K2k6
I'm still here, just about.
You ok?
( wanderlust, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 13:28, Reply)

for the sake of it
pretty much
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 13:29, Reply)

Ah, you're all indeed still here
Very glad to hear it. I've had to do more work today than I'm used to, so haven't been around much.

Though I did have a chuckle with Kaol's lunchtime question.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 13:35, Reply)

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
Need post-lunch sleep.
Can't have post-lunch sleep.
Everything is crap.
( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:01, Reply)

I am here
And I've just had a phone call about a job interview.
Marvellous.
AND Asda (other supermarket brands are available) are doing big bars of Dairy Milk (other chocolate ba...oh fuck it, you know it already) for just a single pound!
*noms*
I'm back off there in a minute for some fruit and veg to balance out my chocolatey morning.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:02, Reply)

Still here anyone
It's all gone a bit quiet.

*unzips*

Oh, er Hi, Lucy, clendrix
*zips*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:02, Reply)

now now BK
Don't be shy.
I'm sure Clendrix will back me up when I say we don't mind!
Go on. Unzip.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:04, Reply)

*mumble*shy*mumble*
Who am I kidding?

*unzips*
*jiggles*

Wahey!!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:07, Reply)

Hello!
I'm back now. I have been making a website for people so they have information for my wedding.

*tries not to be a wedding bore*

I have also been making a new section of my company website, so it's gogogo!

EDIT: LvP, I cried because of you last night. :(
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:09, Reply)

*gambols in like playful woodland creature*
*flashes*

hello qotwlings one and all!

*snogs*

*scampers out again*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:11, Reply)

Oh DiT
Did you really cry? Or are you being a meanie because I didn't go?
It's a good job I didn't go. Sorted some stuff out that needed doing AND I had a tasty burger.
Not a bad evenings work.
Although I did miss you lot.
I'm feeling slightly more chipper now as I have one job interview and one potential job interview so I might be able to move to London after all and not have to stay with my parents!
Woohah!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:12, Reply)

Ah well
MIght as well join in the fun.

*unzips*

*jiggles a bit*

*replaces jiggly bits*

*zips up*

By the way Lucy, WH Smith are doing a twin pack of Galaxy for £1.50 at the moment.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:12, Reply)

Back from lunch.
BK? K2K6?
WTF?
I didn't need that :(
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:12, Reply)

Chocolate for a pound!?
I could do with some chocolate right about now. :(

Wedding website? Ah the 21st Century...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:12, Reply)

ANCRENNE!
I've missed you!
Have some celebratory lances
*offers round*
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:14, Reply)

Woo, ancrenne's back
And ancrenne's front, and indeed all other parts too.

It's been quiet without you.

@Kaol the Magnificent Ripper - you weren't around when I started with my jiggly bits. Sorry.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:14, Reply)

Hooray for Ancrenne!
Also:

I did not cry, LvP. But I was sad. Lusty says you are very nice!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:16, Reply)

Hi ancrenne!
*waves*

Nice to see you back here :D
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:17, Reply)

@ Kaol
We were just er....

Put the knife down!

@ ancrenne
Howdy! Been a while:)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:17, Reply)

Well DiT
As I'm sure you already know, Lusty is very nice also.
I was sad. :(
BUT I shall come one day to meet you all! (unless I don't get a job then I have to stay in Wiltshire until January).
*rubs hands in glee*
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:18, Reply)

Sorry Lucy
was accidentally working, but yes, can totally agree that BK should feel free to unzip and roam free.
( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:18, Reply)

Hey Ancrenne
We are all here all the time for crimes we didn't commit! Ohno wait that's possibly the A Team...

*gives sympathy and hugs to Ancrenne*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:19, Reply)

Well...
The world didn't end yesterday.
Which was nice.

Also, the new QOTW sucks balls.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:22, Reply)

Lewdness!
And.. erm... no mainly just lewdness
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:23, Reply)

I quite like the QOTW
even though I've barely had time to post anything.

Sucks balls? Dear me.

Hello ancrenne, sweetheart. You've been missed.
( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:26, Reply)

Clendrix
I mean the NEW QOTW.
It's shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite.

That's a technical term.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:29, Reply)

That is another shit qotw
I don't have facebook and never use myspac. *sulks*

I need chocolate!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:30, Reply)

that is a shit qotw
I feel let down

Kaol's question about how much crack you'd smoke come the end of the world is much better!

*waves to ancrenne*

was wondering where you'd got to!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:31, Reply)

*checks front page of last weeks*
I got two on the best of! Wooo!
Never been on there before.

This one is gash!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:34, Reply)

LANCES FTW
We should have an alternative QOTW
MM - my favourite pencil eh? I remember seeing a leaflet for a pencil museum in the Lake District.
Aaah the anecdotes...
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:34, Reply)

Lucy,
This week, as payment for my crimes against humanity, I'll be doing a "Question Of The Day".
That'll do eh?
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:36, Reply)

Kaol
Oops sorry! Was working (yes! fuck me, what's going on?) and missed The Change.

New one sucks balls.
100% FACT
( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:37, Reply)

Aaah Kaol
What would we do without you eh? We'd be much less knowledgeable about reptiles and knives.
And that is a sad state to be in.
All hail Kaol!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:37, Reply)

*shamefully raises a hand*
I went to the pencil museum of my own free will when I was in the Lake District with Mrs V a few years ago.

In my defence, it was totally pissing with rain, and there is only so much sitting in a tent, getting caned and taunting ducks that you can do in a holiday.

Ancrenne: that looks awesome!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:38, Reply)

Vipros
Did you really? Was it as thrilling as the leaflet made out?
I genuinely would like these questions answered!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:41, Reply)

Blimey O'Reilly
That's shut me up for a week, then.

*was that faint cheering I just heard?*

Appears to be about some thing called 'Faecebook' that I do not understand.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:41, Reply)

it wasn't too bad
not sure if I saw a leaflet before we went. Mrs V had been there when she was small and said we should go.

There is also a famous cars museum not too far away. Went there too.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:43, Reply)

Am I making it up
Or did the famous car museum have the Brum car?

Woohoo! Another job interview! That's 2! TWO I TELL YOU! (pleeeeeeeeeeeeease don't make me stay in Wiltshire!)
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:46, Reply)

@Ancrenne
I'd have to go for one of those, because my own tent is pretty fucking awesome anyway. would need to make it special somehow!

LvP: I think it had the Brum car, but I can't remember. was probably stoned.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:48, Reply)

Vipros
The only way to do museums!
Ancrenne - I've crossed my fingers and toes for you! I'm sure you'll be ace though.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:51, Reply)

Ancrenne
how are your pants?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:51, Reply)

Good on you Lucy
although personally I'd much rather live in nice rural WIltshire than overcrowded London. But that's just me.

In other news, I just absent mindedly put my hand into my desk drawer to retrieve a tube of Polo mints, while writing in my lab book, and almost ended up eating a Pritt stick.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:53, Reply)

k2k6
you almost made me snort with laughter then...

b3ta is dangerous
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:55, Reply)

K2K6
Wiltshire is nice and I do appreciate the rural aspect but I would also like to get away from the same town I grew up in and all the small minded little people there from school.
And Mr VP is in London. So are decent restaurants and clubs!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:57, Reply)

I'm glad to have given you all a chuckle
In my defence, a Pritt stick and a tube of Polos have identical diameters to within 1mm*

@Lucy - fair point. I hadn't appreciated the Mr VP factor.

*I'm a physicist - I measure things!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 15:02, Reply)

haha
How far did you get k2k6 before you realised it wasn't a polo roll :p

Good luck on the job applications everyone!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 15:04, Reply)

K2k6
He is quite a large deciding factor in my choices at the moment.
If it weren't for him I'd be in Spain or Mexico. Seeing as I stayed in this country to be with him, it would be nice to be in the same city!

Ha. You nearly ate a Pritt Stick. That sounds like something I'd do. When I (tried) to answer my phone earlier I put the remote up to my head and tried to turn the TV down with my phone. :s
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 15:04, Reply)

I had
the plastic cap in my teeth, attempting to extract a Polo from the end of the tube.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 15:05, Reply)

Is that an ancrenne I spy?
*yays*
*cuddles*
*snuggles*
*joys*
( wanderlust, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 15:05, Reply)

*sucks carefully obtained Polo mint*
Right, I'm to see if I can get a go on an electron microscope for a bit.

Back later.

Edit - Jiggling boobies again? Maybe I'll stay. No, better not.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 15:08, Reply)

Back,
Had to go have a "talk" with someone. Fun stuff.

Anyway, people still about?
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 15:24, Reply)

Gawd! Why does work keep making me do real work?
I am not a happy bunny.
( wanderlust, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 15:25, Reply)

I am returned from the mighty Tesco corporation.
I bought a clock. And an alarm clock.

How exciting.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 15:28, Reply)

Ok!
*waves*

Have fun!
I'm here 'til 5, then I'll be out of here quicker than a frog tied to a squirrel.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 15:29, Reply)

A squirrel?
They're all on crack you know!
The poor frogs :(
( wanderlust, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 15:33, Reply)

it's gone quiet
where is everyone?

I don't want to have to do any work!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 15:36, Reply)

@ Vipros
I'm milling about - buggered off for a bit of Mario Kart and got bored of that.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 15:40, Reply)

Virpos
I'm still here, but work keeps intruding. How rude!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 15:44, Reply)

BK
Snap! I was on Mario Kart too but got a bit bored. i might have another go in a minute.
i suck at some of them and rule on other courses. its crazy.

BORING STORY ALERT - I just had one of the nicest apples I've had in a long time. Twas a Pink Lady. Yum. Nice and crispy and juicy (which is, interestingly enough how I like my bacon).
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 15:45, Reply)

work
it's an outrageous breach of our human rights

I'm going to take it to the appropriate European court

then we'll see who's laughing!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 15:45, Reply)

holy crap
After 6+ months of trying to get my estate agents to get my kitchen floor (damaged from leaking dishwasher) and get the rest of the bathroom tiled as all the paint is flaking off from the bit by the shower they have finally sent people to get quotes *falls over*

And they are giving me a washing machine after a YEAR of chasing that!

*falls over more*

I am now in a very good mood. Although I did have to say I wasn't prepared to pay the "admin" fee of £80 (!!!!!) until it was done...but I was polite at all times because there is no point being an arsey fecker about these things especially as the nice guy I spoke to was new and totally shocked it hadn't been done and the woman who sorted it all out was also mortified it hadn't been passed to her before.

Hugs and cookies to celebrate!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 15:49, Reply)

good news TGB!
*sets off fireworks*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 15:50, Reply)

TGB
Yay for people finally doing things!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 15:51, Reply)

Hoorah Miss Badger!
Party!!

Would you like a clock to celebrate? I now have many.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 15:54, Reply)

The guy made me laugh
as I inquired what the £80 was for and he said writing up the contract so I asked how long that took and with an honesty I have never heard in an estate before he said "well, not very long"

I will be writing a nice letter about the two helpful people as I am quick enough to write nasty ones :)

oooh clocks!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 15:54, Reply)

I've just had someone call up
asking to speak to Mr McHuge. Only they pronounced the Huge like Huge as in big.

I hope that makes sense.

It made me chuckle anyway.
I need to get out more
( wanderlust, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 15:56, Reply)

lusty
Made me laugh :)
I love amusing names.
It must be genetic as I remember coming home once and finding my mum in tears of laughter after watching some athletics and seeing a sprinter called Christina Pumper.

Simple things. :)
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 15:57, Reply)

Funny names
FTW!
( wanderlust, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 15:58, Reply)

Hullo!
God I'm bored. Someone entertain me, please! :)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 15:59, Reply)

*gladiates*
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

Whaddya mean deja vu?!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 16:00, Reply)

I'm back from my electronic microscopic adventures
but I'll need to go back and extract my pictures from the hard drive. It's not networked and it's an ancient PC, so only uses floppies. Which I then have to transport onto another PC with a USB port, before saving them to a flash drive and thence transferring them to my Mac.

Talk about a faff!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 16:03, Reply)

DiT
D'ya fancy coming over to my work and laying waste to a useless hunk of machinery? *seethes*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 16:06, Reply)

Excuse me, LvP
I'm the one who gladiates around here!

*gets in to gladiatorial garb*

*jumps around waving todger sword*

EDIT: Depends what it is, bro. What's yo' beef, dog?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 16:06, Reply)

K2k6
"floppies".
*snigger*

Right DiT - If and when we ever meet, by jove we will have some form of gladiating contest.
I may need to consume some gin before but I'm up for most things after enough G+T.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 16:07, Reply)

Bring it on, then!
Just you remember who started it!]

What we need now are some tigers and a chariot or two. *gets serious*

EDIT@ K2k6... 'talk about a faff'... Isn't faff another word for a ladies places?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 16:10, Reply)

One of these
www.pitneybowes.co.uk/Mail-Management/Outgoing-Mail-Management/Inserting-Systems/di950.htm

My beef is that it don't farkin' work.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 16:11, Reply)

Hmm
Could stripey kittehs work?
As for chariots, I might just make horsey noises whilst I gladiate (can it work as a verb) against you.
Oh it's a laugh innit.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 16:12, Reply)

@himjim
If I was you I'd degauss the flux capacitor before applying Narks 5th law to the doogletrap receptors.

Or just kick the fucking thing.

EDIT: LvP, of course 'Gladiate' is a verb. I gladiate, you gladiate, he/she gladiates, they gladiated. Perfect!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 16:23, Reply)

DiT
In that case, We Shall Gladiate!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 16:25, Reply)

Ew
You two, get a room before you gladiate!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 16:27, Reply)

himjim
You can gladiate too! There are no gladiating rules.

On a completely different topic I've only just discovered the friend stuff. This is exciting!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 16:30, Reply)

I'm listening to Kerrang Radio
and they're playing Nickelback's 'Photograph'.
Again.

*looks around for something to hurt*
( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 16:33, Reply)

DiT
were you trying to be street there??

"beef" and "dog" in very strange contexts :p

LvP it is a great way to stalk people on B3ta
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 16:34, Reply)

TGB
Stalking? Oh really? Now that could make things interesting!
*slides across ancrennes floor*
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 16:36, Reply)

Ancrenne!!
Are you well?

What do you mean you just discovered friend stuff? Like having friends?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 16:38, Reply)

PoD
:(

No. I mean the friends activity and fans section. Which I had previously not really noticed.

I have friends. Honest.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 16:39, Reply)

Friends?
I have 62, woo!
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 16:42, Reply)

Yeah, right...
I'm pretty sure I'm a fan of yours.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 16:42, Reply)

Woo!
11!
*smiles*
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 16:44, Reply)

My mistake!
I have 66 friends, and 51 fans.

Hmmm... I wish that was the other way around.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 16:45, Reply)

@TGB
I am the street!

*does funky things with fingers*

Thanks for the warning ancrenne!

*gladiates carefully*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 16:46, Reply)

All of the QOTWers can stalk you now Lucy
*evil laugh*

DiT that is *bursts out laughing*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 16:47, Reply)

TGB
I think I'd quite like that.
*winks at stalkers*
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 16:48, Reply)

Stalker Log 44748
16:48: Lucy winks
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 16:54, Reply)

Hmm
I did wonder if the Friends/Fans thing was new, or whether I'd missed it before.

*slips on the floor*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 16:54, Reply)

*gladiates*
*stalks*

*dooglepelts*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 16:54, Reply)

dooglepelts?
*flashes stalkers*

*runs off*

*slips on floor*

*ends up with a booboo*
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 16:58, Reply)

Hmmm...
the QOTW might suck, but there are actually some good posts going up on there.

It's 5pm. I'm supposed to work until 6pm. Can I be arsed? Well, can I?
( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 16:59, Reply)

Yes Clendrix,
you can! Think of all those fluffy kittens who have to work 24/7 at being cute - you have it so easy.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 17:02, Reply)

Stalker Log 44748
16:58: Lucy flashes. Pictures taken and filed under "B".
16:58: Lucy runs and slips. Pictures taken and filed under "H"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 17:03, Reply)

TGB
B = boobs?
H = Hurt?

Clendrix. Go home. I command you to!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 17:06, Reply)

H = haha
:p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 17:08, Reply)

himjim says stay
and lucy says go

*turns down himjim's volume control*
*unoriginally declares 'i love lucy!'*

See y'all later!!!!!!!!!!!
( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 17:08, Reply)

:(`
TGB = The Great Bigmeanypants.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 17:09, Reply)

Go Clendrix!
Hooray for leaving early.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 17:09, Reply)

Lucy I am filing that comment
under H as well :)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 17:12, Reply)

TGB
I shall endeavour to make the "H" file (all sorts of dodgy piles cream adverts went through my head when I wrote that for some reason) the biggest.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 17:14, Reply)

Okey dokey folks!
I think I'm going to make like a banananana and get out of here!

Have a great evening, I may pop in later on!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 17:15, Reply)

bye DiT!
*Waves so enthusiastically, gladiator helmet fall off*
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 17:16, Reply)