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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Look right here it's only a fucken train thread for you jive turkeys!
alt: flan or tart?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:26, 186 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
You've got to
sass it.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:28, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:32, Reply)
quiche, m8
Quiche.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:31, Reply)
Lorraine yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:32, Reply)
goats cheese and red onion.
Goat!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:33, Reply)
I have some of that blur prick's goat cheese at home

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:34, Reply)
he's a fucken knob
Blur were always a shitty bag of tossbollocks.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:35, Reply)

Tossbollocks!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:36, Reply)
I believe it's pronounced
quickie.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:33, Reply)
i like quiche
i do not like fruit flans or tarts. cooked fruit is disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:48, Reply)

but not as disgusting as your face!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:50, Reply)
^ wanks into a sock and calls it a "girlfriend" ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:54, Reply)
This made me laugh in so many ways.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:56, Reply)
laugh, sure, but also shed a tear for the balding monk-head and his tiny flaccid pierced attempt at a cock

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:58, Reply)
This made me wank in so many ways.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:01, Reply)
you have a very low threshold

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:59, Reply)
You have no human interaction.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:00, Reply)
you glovepuppet your daughter

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:01, Reply)
You will never breed.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:04, Reply)
I think we can all be happy with this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:07, Reply)
I can imagine a family of dozers, christ.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:08, Reply)
At last something the entire board can unite behind.

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:09, Reply)
b3ta rejoices.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:13, Reply)
i'm in

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:17, Reply)
sadly, your spastic genes have been spread.
They won't be going any further though; you'll shotgun your wife and daughter before hanging yourself in your burning, bankrupt pub.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:07, Reply)
Thats offensive to gloves, prick

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:16, Reply)
#whereistheglove?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:18, Reply)
All cooked fruit? What is wrong with your mouth?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:53, Reply)
yes, all cooked fruit
it's a million times nicer fresh.

urrrrgh, cooked fruit.

ming.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:54, Reply)
wot, no apple crumble?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:55, Reply)
Can you make us a list of everything you dislike? Because it seems like a lot
hhow was noo yoik?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:55, Reply)
cooked fruit
meat
gravy
shellfish and other ugly-looking seafood
raw fish
sweet stuff on anything savoury
raisins, dates, sultanas, all that chewy shit
sprouts
turnips
beetroot
avocado
brie
eating with a spoon
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:57, Reply)
noo yoik was beyond awesome and into the valley of the super fab

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:57, Reply)
How do you neck soup? Without a spoon?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:59, Reply)
Turkey baster

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:01, Reply)
Laps it from a bowl?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:03, Reply)
I'm not sure that mocking an obvious eating disorder is in very good taste.
If you'll pardon the pun
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:05, Reply)
like a red setter...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:32, Reply)
NO RED SETTER CHAT

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:08, Reply)
soup is the exception
i will use a spoon for soup.

BUT I DON'T LIKE IT.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:18, Reply)
surely you can afford a therapist

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:43, Reply)
i prefer not to shovel my food in like a savage

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:54, Reply)
yeah alright love ... you have some serious issues surrounding food and eating
get help ... don't get help ... whevs
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:56, Reply)
suicide is still an option

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:00, Reply)
So no red onion And goats cheese then?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:01, Reply)
no, i like that
but i'm not overly keen on it being a sweet chutney type affair. just roasted red onions and goaty cheesy.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:17, Reply)
Jay seems like quite a sweet chutney,

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:20, Reply)
That's what he wants you to think then BANG! Meatsnake's full of jay

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:22, Reply)
Cor and nope

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:23, Reply)
CHOCOLATE MOUSSE WITH A FORK, A NEW YORK LOW :'((((((

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:12, Reply)
I told you she should have taken her own supplies of Ready Brek and Typhoo

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:15, Reply)
Not you didn't.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:15, Reply)
yeah ... it happened on the internet

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:40, Reply)
I don't use the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:43, Reply)
it's probably for the best

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:44, Reply)
WAP 4 LYFE

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:45, Reply)
Christ, there'll be a Boston mousse party in protest

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:16, Reply)
Flart

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:04, Reply)
Alright TBONH

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:13, Reply)
Hello my darling!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:15, Reply)
How's life handsome? New job alright?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:15, Reply)
Yeah all good, God knows what I'm doing though...
how's the crushing reality of being back?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:17, Reply)
Shite, but weekend now innit so not too bad. Got to the point where I really need to start finding a better job now, so, yeah...
Wicked holiday though, I might go on more holidays now. I deserve it.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:19, Reply)
Have you been on holiday?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:20, Reply)
Yes Jeff, Imma show you pics tomorrow!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:21, Reply)
Sweet.
Can't wait. Where did you go?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:24, Reply)
Timstiltonbuktoo

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:25, Reply)
+ dick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:25, Reply)
You coming for a beer tomorrow afternoon?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:26, Reply)
Nah sorry won't be in town, another time

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:31, Reply)
Don't blame you. It'll be shit.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:31, Reply)
Fuck it, ahm oot

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:32, Reply)
Shame. I'd booked a projector so we could have a New York 'show and tell' slide show.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:45, Reply)
It's fine the pub has a smart tv so I can send them via wifi or whatever that technology does

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:52, Reply)
as long as you remember to sneak in a slightly risqué one half way through for the classic "oops how did that her in there!" interlude

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:54, Reply)
the 'Jonathan King' gambit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:56, Reply)
We're hiring!! How are your analytical skills?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:21, Reply)
Dunno mate, I'd need to read and sort available data and arrive at a sensible reasoned conclusion to answer that.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:23, Reply)
You're hired!
actually gchq are hiring business analysts if you wanna be a spy, sort of
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:24, Reply)
I'd probably be quite good at that actually. SERIOUSLY.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:26, Reply)
We're hiring casual staff for Christmas, if your cv checks out.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:23, Reply)
Are they gonna guard you from angry regulars you've booted off the doorstep?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:25, Reply)
They are still here, just grumbling in a corner.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:27, Reply)
No thanks I've already worked for one flawed company, run by basic business acumen lacking dildos, cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:25, Reply)
If you change your mind, gaz dozer, yeah?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:29, Reply)
Gaz messages are shite m8, just say what you gots to say on here unless you're a bender.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:30, Reply)
yeah I'm not looking for a job m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:35, Reply)
who would want to do anything thoughtful or creative
when they could settle for telling other people what they can't do for £10,000 a year and a free dose of smugness, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:52, Reply)
I dunno like Gill, beating the ombudsman on a weekly basis requires a fair amount of intellectual dexterity

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:55, Reply)
your delusions of grandeur are the only thing that is bigger than your shiny bald head

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:07, Reply)
only this week I successfully defended my firm against a 150 grand claim

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:09, Reply)
wow
HUGE sums of money at stake, here.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:17, Reply)
oh yeah ... she's going to attempt some numbers ... this is gonna get steamy

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:19, Reply)
that's the maximum the ombudsman can make you pay
So firms don't pay out any more.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:19, Reply)
you're definitely right at the cutting edge, sure you are

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:22, Reply)
christ ... it's like two tramps arguing about who has the cleaner arse

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:10, Reply)
Is he a knob in rl, or is it just a meme?Sometimes he sounds sensible, sometimes he comes across as knob material.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:11, Reply)
one of two things happened, as he went from being "alright" and a bit of white noise, to a bit of a deliberate twat
so either he is ok in RL, but for some weird reason thinks he is some crazy laugh on here, or he was pretending to be "alright" and is pure knob material in RL.

i wouldn't like to comment myself, but i will just say PIERCINGS AND SHIT TURD BROWN SWEATSHIRT.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:16, Reply)
you still would though

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:20, Reply)
Piercings are not sexy?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:20, Reply)
she's a middle class provincial spod
she's more vanilla than ice cream covered in custard
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:22, Reply)
go and have a hairy bagpipe fuck, it might give you something better to do
(for 1 minute)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:23, Reply)
yeah ... prolly will when I get back from the pub

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:27, Reply)
drinking alone again?
oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:29, Reply)
have you seen the shit brown picture?
that would answer your question.

shudder.

this was quite amusing though: b3ta.com/questions/noselfawareness/post1800324
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:23, Reply)
I attempted a semi.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:26, Reply)
cheers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:33, Reply)
your fat arse is the only thing bigger than your beakoid nose

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:11, Reply)
oh yeah ... now it's getting sexy

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:12, Reply)
u nose it

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:13, Reply)
Dozer is a bit of a nob tbh, pass it on.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:57, Reply)
you're more boring than agnostic antichrist.
Vagabond is funnier than you.

Multiple Sclerosis is funnier and more welcomed than you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:59, Reply)
Train travellers are all cunts
Discuss
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:38, Reply)
Glorified Olympic frisbee throwing.
Discus.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:39, Reply)
This place is dead on its arse
Discuss
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:40, Reply)
I blame Dribbling Brainless Tosswank

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:45, Reply)
Depends.
Peak travel, they can get a bit close.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:40, Reply)
Are you on a train?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:44, Reply)
If CP was on a train in london I'd be worried.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:46, Reply)
you could alert CEOP to his presence

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:46, Reply)
He dunt like it there m8

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:47, Reply)
I think he'd explode like that whale that exploded somewhere once.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:48, Reply)
There's a whale in the Thames?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:48, Reply)

youtu.be/SQIsZbm8Y4E
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:51, Reply)
the whales in the Thames explode mainly on the train

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:51, Reply)
Commuting by train = slow death by boredom

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:58, Reply)
reading your posts = slow death by boredom

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:00, Reply)
Read more of them
not that I want you to die slowly of boredom. No. Wait, the other thing....
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:02, Reply)

by train
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:01, Reply)
Fuck you, that's what

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:06, Reply)
bit rude ... no wonder people avoid this place nowadays

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:10, Reply)
James pushed his luck too far this time

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:15, Reply)

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