this^
I do remember finding a mate at the counter during a reserves match, casually stirring in 15 spoonfuls of tomato sauce and sugar into his mate's Bovil
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:26, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Local team here won the best pies award, and very nice they were too

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:29, Reply)

My mate Jim managed to get 2nd degree burns on his hand
by being extremely pissed and attempting to eat a chicken balti pie at the match
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:32, Reply)

My ex-father in law used to put loads of pepper in his bov. Fuck knows why. Think his tastbuds were shot.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:30, Reply)

Fucking Bovril.
Why anybody would want to drink a Cup-A-Gravy is absolutely beyond the limits of my understanding.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:30, Reply)

Northerners innit

( Peej, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:32, Reply)

My ex-girlfriend's little sister was annoying us once in her house so I made her a cup of coffee using bovril
Milk, two sugars
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:33, Reply)

Lol, christ.
I once absent-mindedly made a cup of tea using coffee from the machine by mistake. I ran with it anyway. Don't do that.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:37, Reply)

We also manage to freeze a half-eaten dog biscuit into her cola lollipops she was making

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:40, Reply)

Haha.
I was once bitching about being hungry out on a walk and my nan chucked me a bag and said eat these.

I think I was about half-way through before I said they were a bit tasteless and she told me they were for the dog.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:41, Reply)

On the plus side your hair has never been shinier since?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:44, Reply)

The best description I've heard is 'liquid beef and brown confusion'

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:49, Reply)

Love it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:51, Reply)