my mate lost his virginity in the centre of a football field while we all cheered from the stand

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 13:12, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Did they toss first to see who would go uphill?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Nov 2014, 13:13, Reply)

Surely they just swap ends at halfway?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 13:15, Reply)

If they tossed first they wouldn't need to now, would they?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 13:15, Reply)

whahey!

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 13:41, Reply)

ah, now it makes sense.
This one event created within him a craving for public acceptance of his sexual prowess, directly leading (a few years later) to the world's most awkward dinner party.

Don't try the chocolate mousse.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 13:13, Reply)

he was a grandad by thirty

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 13:42, Reply)

My chav cousin was a grandmother at 34.
To be fair, I got grandkids at 25, but they came with the old feller.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Nov 2014, 13:49, Reply)

thirty four is practically respectable and legal

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 13:52, Reply)

you've got some fucking weird mates
not that this is a surprise; rather the surprise is that you have any at all. but still.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 14:17, Reply)