I dont really have any health issues at the moment
The sportsback was been good for a year or so now. My toenail is still black from running, if that counts? I generally don't get ill. A runny nose or a slight cough is as bad as I normally get.

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I recently opened the car door into my armpit. That HURT

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Jacket spud with cbeese savoury as I couldn't be arsed to think of anything else
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Nov 2014, 12:50, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Yeah I got a kitchen cupboard door in the armpit. But it didn't bother me none because I am a MAN!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Nov 2014, 12:54, Reply)

THE man in fact.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Nov 2014, 12:55, Reply)

DOWN WITH THE MAN!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Nov 2014, 13:03, Reply)

what?
how? how do you open a door into your own armpit?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Nov 2014, 12:56, Reply)

low door. bent over and reached in (ooer) and got the corner in the pit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Nov 2014, 13:09, Reply)

I once slammed my car door shut while I was still holding it with the other hand.
That hurt like a bastard. What hurt more was the ignominy when I did exactly the same thing again three days later.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Nov 2014, 12:54, Reply)

My brother once did that.
Unfortunately the door clicked shut, trapping his fingers, and for someone reason wouldn't open again. He was stuck there for about an hour, until his missus came home and called the RAC (Once she stopped laughing).
( Muns, Wed 19 Nov 2014, 12:59, Reply)

Oh lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Nov 2014, 13:03, Reply)