Well, no, I agree, piss is not very sexy. But, then, to some people nor are you.
Not me mind, I think you're great. But you are similar to piss in that you're not inherently likeable, yet somehow you seem to have got married and kids and stuff.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Nov 2014, 13:39, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

this is the nicest thing anybody has ever said to me.

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 13:41, Reply)

He's just trying to soften you up so you'll let him piss on you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 13:42, Reply)

Or he wants to piss on you to soften you up a little or summat

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 13:42, Reply)

It's a good way to soften up food when weening a baby. I can't see how it wouldn't work.

( Muns, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 13:47, Reply)

Alright weepee, we've got 'female' camra/ticker/real ale twatsin. Christ, they're more disagreeable than the male variety.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 13:42, Reply)

KEYWORD: MOOBS

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 13:42, Reply)

I think they're female, no beards?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 13:44, Reply)

*paging Katie Holmes*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 13:46, Reply)

Just refuse service.
You don't have to give them a reason legally.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Nov 2014, 13:45, Reply)

I'm quite willing to take their money, Camra lot just annoy me.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 13:52, Reply)