not a fan of breakfast
i had a pot of melon, some raw nuts and a bottle of SMOOTH fresh orange juice at about 11.

making meatsnake a dead cow chilli this evening, which i'm looking forward to. i like cooking.

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( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 11:33, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I don't like melon.
I dunno what it is about it because I eat everything *pats belly*
Melon makes me bilious.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 11:37, Reply)

Mellon is a pretty fucking useless material.
It's up there with cucumber.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 11:38, Reply)

cucumber is lush
have you never had proper creamy tzatziki?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 11:39, Reply)

Not that I have ever done it
but I imagine having a slug in your mouth would not be that dissimilar to a piece of sliced cucumber.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 11:46, Reply)

Cucumber is grand in gin

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 11:41, Reply)

So is ice
But I wouldn't put it in a sandwich
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 11:42, Reply)

I hate agreeing with Rachel "is always wrong about food" swipe,
But cucumber is excellent. You're probably on about shit sainsbury cucumber, all water and no taste. A decent cucumber is the business.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:00, Reply)

i don't eat many fruits because i don't like the texture (i have to make them into a smoothie, then it's fine, but fuck crunchy strawberry seeds or raspberries, the hairy little nipples)
melon definitely has a texture thing going on. sometimes you get a piece of soggy watermelon that can make you properly bowk.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 11:39, Reply)

stop bullying her about her eating disorder

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( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 11:46, Reply)

never been on the dole
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( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 11:47, Reply)

never claimed any benefits
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(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 11:48, Reply)

It's the most important meal of the day

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 11:44, Reply)