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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Come on! Look lively!!What do you have in your breakast butty? Im going all out bacon, snausage, egg with brown sauce.
Fat fucks.
alt. Im looking forward to that new Jurassic World film and quite a few of the new Marvel ones next year. Im also gonna get me on holiday.
Have you got anything to look forward to in 2015
Oh and I will be coming to LAAANDAAAN to meet some of you!
altalt. Link a local news tale.
Here's our most wanted
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/picture-gallery-greater-manchester-polices-1231346
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 11:07,
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I thought the Jurassic World trailer was a piss take it was so awful.(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 11:21, Reply)
But they've MADE A NEW DINOSAUR!A D-Rex to be precise
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 11:36,
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Alt: I was hoping to meet some gay Geordies, but I don't live in London.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 11:22,
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Its ok ALL geordies are Bumderiffic its why they all sound funny when they speak(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 11:28, Reply)
"stocky toothless fellows cursing in their uncouth accent" (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 11:32,
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I seeWhen were you last here?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:13,
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I'm just going with what people say. don't start getting all "you" about it.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:17,
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another reason why I wont be going to Cov.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:17,
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 11:22,
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not a fan of breakfasti had a pot of melon, some raw nuts and a bottle of SMOOTH fresh orange juice at about 11.
making meatsnake a dead cow chilli this evening, which i'm looking forward to. i like cooking.
local news? www.kcwtoday.co.uk/
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 11:33,
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I don't like melon.I dunno what it is about it because I eat everything *pats belly*
Melon makes me bilious.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 11:37,
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Mellon is a pretty fucking useless material. It's up there with cucumber.
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cucumber is lushhave you never had proper creamy tzatziki?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 11:39,
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Not that I have ever done itbut I imagine having a slug in your mouth would not be that dissimilar to a piece of sliced cucumber.
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I hate agreeing with Rachel "is always wrong about food" swipe, But cucumber is excellent. You're probably on about shit sainsbury cucumber, all water and no taste. A decent cucumber is the business.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:00,
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i don't eat many fruits because i don't like the texture (i have to make them into a smoothie, then it's fine, but fuck crunchy strawberry seeds or raspberries, the hairy little nipples)melon definitely has a texture thing going on. sometimes you get a piece of soggy watermelon that can make you properly bowk.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 11:39,
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It's the most important meal of the day(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 11:44,
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All about the big news stories up herewww.thewestmorlandgazette.co.uk/news/11627505.UPDATE__Kendal_girl_found_safe_and_well/?ref=mr
I have the breakfast of champions, 2 cups of coffee and several cigarettes
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Butty. Butt. Bottom. Bum. Bum sex. Gay bum sex. Gay sex. Gay. Keyword: chutney.
Alt: it'll be shit probably. But I do look fondly on the original 2. Silly films, but fun. And you know I love fun.
Altalt: it's taken 3 months ish, but a local story of Man bring found dead, locked in the back of a transit van in a burger king car park has been labelled by authorities as "suspicious." Which is excellent police work if you ask me. No wonder I never got caught eh?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Nov 2014, 11:51,
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Alt2, there was one a while back where a bloke had been stabbed several times and diedpolice suspected murder
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Love the police. Top blokes. Very smart, hard working, not racist. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Nov 2014, 11:58,
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"Walking On The Coon" excepted(
Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:02,
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I bet in his head, sting imagined roxanne as a darko. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:05,
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I have it on good authority that he gets his missus to go full on minstral makeup before he does his wierd tantric sexing on her(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:08, Reply)
To be fair to them I think they just thought he was black, rather than black and autistic(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:14,
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There was a man found in a burnt out bin round here. Turns out he was just a tramp in the wrong place at the wrong time
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:23,
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What was he doing in the bin? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:30,
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Was more a skip, apologieswww.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/latest-updates-body-found-burning-7771039
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:32,
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Chilli sauce and plenty of meatalt: Dunno. The new Michael Keaton film, Birdman, looks good but that might be released this year. Might start planning my next holiday so I've got something to look forward to.
altalt: www.rhyljournal.co.uk/news/141196/pensarn-woman-fined-for-spray-painting-three-homes-after-row-over-conditions.aspx
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 11:55,
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Why didn't she just buy normal paint?*shakes head*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:21,
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I usually have half an oat bran muffin with apple butter, and a pot of organic decaffeinated green tea.(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:09, Reply)
The problem with asparagus is it makes your wee smell and your mum hates it when my wee smellssays it makes her tits itch
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:25,
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When are you meeting everyone, Vauxhall or Soho?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:14,
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That pub where Rory meets Darth and CQThe Dev or summat?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:15,
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Hi hun, on your lunch?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:24,
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Yes siree. 14 floors up looking over our glorious capital ruminating on the fact I'll probably never go to coventry again(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:26,
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"Oh, you know that island full of giant murder lizards that impossibly stupid old man created as a theme park?"You do, it was that one that exactly according to everybody's warnings he ended up losing control of? Yeah that one. The one that had two later expeditions to a nearby research island that also entirely expectedly led to the mass death of squishy humans in the face of massive scaly predators. Well, I've got a great idea. How about we open that motherfucker up, including all the carnivorous ones that were so clearly an epic mistake the first time around."
"Yeah, that's a fucking PHENOMENAL idea. Let's totally do that. By the way, let's try and make the most dangerous, most scarily intelligent of all the mammoth flashing death claw monsters EVEN MORE FUCKING INTELLIGENT!"
"Oh my God, I'm so turned on".
And the whole thing trudges wearily on to a wildly unrealistic and yet depressingly predictable conclusion.
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Kroney, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:20,
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Ive said it before. Corporate greed.We sell loads of things responsible for deaths every year.
moneymoneymoney
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:22,
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The Health and Safety waiver forms would be forty feet long.(
Kroney, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:23,
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And they've made water ones so they can escape and terrorise New York in the next one :((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:23,
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But we've already had about six Godzilla reboots/cover versions in the last ten years :((
Kroney, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:27,
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Maybe the robo dinosaurs from transformers can fight the genetically modified dinosaurs in a running man reboot set in Nuneaton(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:31,
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I bet you love Sci fi films though don't you. "oh yeah, let's ponce about on Mars"
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:32,
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You hammer away at a keyboard and utter the line 'it's a unix system, I know this' don't you? I bet you fucking do.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:42,
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Have you never picked up a failed project and thought "I can do this properly" ? (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:43,
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The trick is to blame any failings on decisions made before you were there.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:45,
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he who smiles when something's wrong has found someone to blame it on(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 13:22, Reply)
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