Butty. Butt. Bottom. Bum. Bum sex. Gay bum sex. Gay sex. Gay.
Keyword: chutney.

Alt: it'll be shit probably. But I do look fondly on the original 2. Silly films, but fun. And you know I love fun.

Altalt: it's taken 3 months ish, but a local story of Man bring found dead, locked in the back of a transit van in a burger king car park has been labelled by authorities as "suspicious." Which is excellent police work if you ask me. No wonder I never got caught eh?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Nov 2014, 11:51, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Alt2, there was one a while back where a bloke had been stabbed several times and died
police suspected murder
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 11:57, Reply)

Love the police. Top blokes. Very smart, hard working, not racist.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Nov 2014, 11:58, Reply)

"Walking On The Coon" excepted

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:02, Reply)

I bet in his head, sting imagined roxanne as a darko.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:05, Reply)

I have it on good authority that he gets his missus to go full on minstral makeup before he does his wierd tantric sexing on her

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:08, Reply)

They do know how to have a laugh.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:06, Reply)

Is that them chasing and beating up an autisic kid for lulz

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:06, Reply)

yup. Legends!

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:09, Reply)

To be fair to them I think they just thought he was black, rather than black and autistic

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:14, Reply)

Ah fair enough then

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:17, Reply)

There was a man found in a burnt out bin round here.
Turns out he was just a tramp in the wrong place at the wrong time
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:23, Reply)

What was he doing in the bin?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:30, Reply)

Just chillin'

( Kroney, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:30, Reply)

Til they turned up DA HEAT

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:32, Reply)

Was more a skip, apologies
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/latest-updates-body-found-burning-7771039
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:32, Reply)