"Oh, you know that island full of giant murder lizards that impossibly stupid old man created as a theme park?
"You do, it was that one that exactly according to everybody's warnings he ended up losing control of? Yeah that one. The one that had two later expeditions to a nearby research island that also entirely expectedly led to the mass death of squishy humans in the face of massive scaly predators. Well, I've got a great idea. How about we open that motherfucker up, including all the carnivorous ones that were so clearly an epic mistake the first time around."

"Yeah, that's a fucking PHENOMENAL idea. Let's totally do that. By the way, let's try and make the most dangerous, most scarily intelligent of all the mammoth flashing death claw monsters EVEN MORE FUCKING INTELLIGENT!"

"Oh my God, I'm so turned on".

And the whole thing trudges wearily on to a wildly unrealistic and yet depressingly predictable conclusion.
( Kroney, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:20, 6 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Ive said it before. Corporate greed.
We sell loads of things responsible for deaths every year.

moneymoneymoney
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:22, Reply)

The Health and Safety waiver forms would be forty feet long.

( Kroney, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:23, Reply)

And they've made water ones so they can escape and terrorise New York in the next one :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:23, Reply)

But we've already had about six Godzilla reboots/cover versions in the last ten years :(

( Kroney, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:27, Reply)

Maybe the robo dinosaurs from transformers can fight the genetically modified dinosaurs in a running man reboot set in Nuneaton

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:31, Reply)

NEW ON SYFY!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:33, Reply)

I bet you love Sci fi films though don't you.
"oh yeah, let's ponce about on Mars"
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:32, Reply)

You hammer away at a keyboard and utter the line 'it's a unix system, I know this' don't you? I bet you fucking do.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:42, Reply)

I get my fucking rage on at that scene.

( Kroney, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:47, Reply)

Ha!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:53, Reply)

Have you never picked up a failed project and thought "I can do this properly" ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:43, Reply)

The trick is to blame any failings on decisions made before you were there.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:45, Reply)