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So I need to buy a Television in tomorrows black Friday event,
It's for my son who will probably be using it for HIGH END GAMING on his Playstation best deal I think I have found is a Polariod 40" LED TV Model PT2-40LED14 for only £139 at ASDA, have any of you lot seen any better offers* or share tales sales day?
Alt: Should I go tooled up and ready to shank a Mo-Fo? if so what's the best weapon of choice in your books?**
Alt:alt: Chicken Thursday?
*Yeah, yeah, yeah MM**Phillie-Joes wife armed with a library is not an option
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:21,
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latest was 11 years ago)
if it's cheap it'll be shit
hth
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:26,
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The spec seems alright, just the sound that gets slammed on the reviews
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:27,
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they all sounds shit though ... you can't squeeze decent speakers into something as thin as your penis
he needs a proper av receiver and speakers the size of mini metros ... you'll never sleep again
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:32,
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He'll be running the sound via his Turtle beach headset so no biggy really
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:34,
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he'll be deaf and blind by Easter
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:36,
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He's been a teenager for quite awhile I'm sure he would have gone deaf and blind by now
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:37,
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And don't even let me get started on his hairy palms LOLZ
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:38,
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baggyfrock will be very disappoint
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:39,
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What a wanker eh?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:37,
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MARRStabation fives
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:38,
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We don't do "Andrew marr" meme anymore, hth
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:39,
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What about the bent spastic one I liked that one?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:40,
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I fear that will survive the end of the internet
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:41,
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you would, you bent spastic
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:42,
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I only wish that I could be half the Bent Spastic that Nakers is, he is afterall TBOH
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:43,
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So true
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:45,
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How are them train cans?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:45,
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What kind of prole doesn't have a sound bar?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:47,
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I have my TV hooked up through the stereo, most sound bars I've heard are a bit shit
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:49,
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Mine's ace, and has a sub woofer
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:54,
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sub woofter more like!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:55,
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oh I say!
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:57,
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it's funny because 'sub' is also a gay thing!!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:59,
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non-gaylords also indulge in subdom shenanigans
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:01,
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non-gaylords are less likely to take a submissive role in anal sex tho
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:02,
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it's a common misconception that it's always the sub who is the taker
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:05,
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I'm using it interchangeably with 'bottom'
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:06,
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I'm using the word "apricot" interchangeably with the word "calisthenics"
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:09,
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fishfingers m8
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:11,
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sound bars are shit compromises for plebs who don't have enough room for proper audio kit
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:57,
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I hate to agree with you, so on this occasion I won't
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:59,
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that's OK ... I wouldn't have heard your agreement over the immense volume of Frozen on the telly
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:03,
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I don't watch enough telly to warrant turning my living room into a cinema
I do generally get outdoors, you see.
And not with a giant bumbag and a wide angled lens
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:09,
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Wait is this because YOU ARE the giant bumbag?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:13,
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Yeah right like Polaroid make TVs
toshibas are good value, Samsung are better but a little more expensive.
Also stop trying to buy your son's love, he has a new dad now
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:29,
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I heard that only 3 companies make the TV components, the others just buy and package it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:31,
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LG make loads I think...
There are certainly cheap ones not worth buying
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:32,
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Ooh you bitch
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:31,
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Yer, what a tosser AMIRIGHT
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:32,
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(✖╭╮✖)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:38,
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Soz Jaysums but I really did need to know if there was any better offers anyone might know of
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:39,
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Prolapsed again^
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:40,
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I don't know why it's called a prolapse. There's nothing positive bout it...
!! RIGHT?!?!?!?!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:46,
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...except the HIV antibodies!!!!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:07,
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fake: no ring in his finger
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:41,
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He prefers to wear the ring on a different part of his anatomy
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:42,
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Can you not do it online?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:43,
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Nahhh, gotta go in store innit
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:44,
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Dammit.
Why do the hard workin people always miss out?!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:45,
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You're not including you and B3th in that are you?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:46,
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I work hard!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:55,
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Yer, last time you had to climb a flight of stairs
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:57,
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Erm, don't be silly. There's lifts.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:59,
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+ shirts
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:00,
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Hahaha
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:01,
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^ expert 'lifter
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:05,
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^ rodent botherer and gay stalker
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:10,
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cat m8, not rodent
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:12,
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No I haven't
Alt: no you shouldn't, that is a stupid idea, I'm not sure if you're entirely serious but that could land you in trouble
Altair: shut up Dave trousers, Internet guardian 2002/3
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:56,
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Tl;dr just imagine I put a ^ under mcbeefys reply
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:57,
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You really need to lighten up you know
I think you should deffo eat a kebab on the way home
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:58,
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I'm fine in real life but as beeta top sheriff I need to let it be known when standards are slipping online
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:59,
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Wait what.....how the fuck..........
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:01,
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YEAH
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:01,
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Well Imma gonna complain to B3th wait till she hits out with the Bannhammer of doom
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:03,
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Oh a grass eh? You'll be sorry when the replies dwindle even further, popular posters be dropping like flies yo
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:04,
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You best get on to Jaysum to shine up your rusty sheriffs star
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:07,
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RAWHIIIIIIIIDE!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:16,
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I don't think comfort eating is a long-term solution to that depth of grumps
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:59,
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no you shouldn't, that is a stupid idea, I'm not sure if you're entirely serious but that could land you in trouble samurai sword
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:59,
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As far as I know, the difference in picture quality of most modern tvs,
Only matters greatly if you're some sort of prick. Is your son a prick?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:59,
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He takes after his dad if that's any help?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:00,
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is the postman a prick?
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:02,
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Lol
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:04,
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:(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:05,
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Well, answer the question.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:07,
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He's not a prick OK, YEAH...happy now?????
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:09,
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I think he may be, he just posts stuff, he never knocks twice
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:04,
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lucky mrs hare
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:11,
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Yer he posted his spunk into your wife's womb
special delivery
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:12,
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how dare you!
it dribbled down from her arsehole
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:16,
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Asda is like the obesity wing of a mental asylum
/ac
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:03,
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It will be like a fat Walking Dead tomorrow
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:05,
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now we're getting SEXY
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:06,
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That's why I'll be victorious
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:06,
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Is it dress up like jaysums day?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:07,
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elasticated jeans, awful converse, ginger shoulder pubes and a fluorescent yellow vest?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:09,
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What has swipe got to do with it?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:09,
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What's Swipe, but a second hand emotion
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:13,
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That earworm did catch me as I typed it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:16,
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I tell you what ... say what you like about east European immigration
but they've definitely reintroduced the elasticated snow-wash jeans to the UK
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:10,
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where has the shoulder hair thing come from?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:11,
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ginger shoulder pubes
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:12,
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where has this shoulder hair thing came from?
Have you been zooming in on my pics for your nightly splurge?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:12,
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from subcutaneous follicles
Located on your shoulders.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:13,
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Ok... soz for being a man.
The only thing you can grow is a bumfluff tache for your birds down the Sk8er park.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:15,
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my 'tache is nearly as thick as your skull
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:16,
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I bet it feels like a newborn kitten, you woman.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:17,
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DOUBLE SMASH
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:17,
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Boom! Fatality!
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:18,
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SMASHDOWN
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:17,
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yeah but mate
The correct location for a moustache is the upper lip, not the shoulders.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:22,
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Yeah yeah...
Get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:31,
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Are you going as well then?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:11,
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hahaha
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:11,
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ASDA IS THE SUPERMARKET OF CHAMPIONS
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:12,
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wot, the wonder horse?
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:13,
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McDonalds breakfast and a frequenter of Asda?
What a catch!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:14,
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And yet he still won't bum you :(
to be fair you're 30 years too old but still
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:15,
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Im sad about that why?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:17,
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I smell like almonds
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:19,
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+ Marc
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:19,
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Marc Almonds what?
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:23,
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Well we have to leave something up to his imagination
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:24,
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Unlike your postman
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:30,
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and the cast of Desmonds
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:31,
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pumped stomach
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:31,
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