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So I need to buy a Television in tomorrows black Friday event,
It's for my son who will probably be using it for HIGH END GAMING on his Playstation best deal I think I have found is a Polariod 40" LED TV Model PT2-40LED14 for only £139 at ASDA, have any of you lot seen any better offers* or share tales sales day?

Alt: Should I go tooled up and ready to shank a Mo-Fo? if so what's the best weapon of choice in your books?**

Alt:alt: Chicken Thursday?

*Yeah, yeah, yeah MM
**Phillie-Joes wife armed with a library is not an option
(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:21, 133 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
if it's cheap it'll be shit
hth
(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:26, Reply)
The spec seems alright, just the sound that gets slammed on the reviews

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:27, Reply)
they all sounds shit though ... you can't squeeze decent speakers into something as thin as your penis
he needs a proper av receiver and speakers the size of mini metros ... you'll never sleep again
(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:32, Reply)
He'll be running the sound via his Turtle beach headset so no biggy really

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:34, Reply)
he'll be deaf and blind by Easter

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:36, Reply)
He's been a teenager for quite awhile I'm sure he would have gone deaf and blind by now

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:37, Reply)
And don't even let me get started on his hairy palms LOLZ

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:38, Reply)
baggyfrock will be very disappoint

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:39, Reply)
What a wanker eh?

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:37, Reply)
MARRStabation fives

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:38, Reply)
We don't do "Andrew marr" meme anymore, hth

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:39, Reply)
What about the bent spastic one I liked that one?

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:40, Reply)
I fear that will survive the end of the internet

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:41, Reply)
you would, you bent spastic

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:42, Reply)
I only wish that I could be half the Bent Spastic that Nakers is, he is afterall TBOH

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:43, Reply)
So true

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:45, Reply)
How are them train cans?

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:45, Reply)
What kind of prole doesn't have a sound bar?

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:47, Reply)
I have my TV hooked up through the stereo, most sound bars I've heard are a bit shit

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:49, Reply)
Mine's ace, and has a sub woofer

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:54, Reply)
sub woofter more like!

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:55, Reply)
oh I say!

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:57, Reply)
it's funny because 'sub' is also a gay thing!!

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:59, Reply)
non-gaylords also indulge in subdom shenanigans

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:01, Reply)
non-gaylords are less likely to take a submissive role in anal sex tho

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:02, Reply)
it's a common misconception that it's always the sub who is the taker

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:05, Reply)
I'm using it interchangeably with 'bottom'

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:06, Reply)
I'm using the word "apricot" interchangeably with the word "calisthenics"

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:09, Reply)
fishfingers m8

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:11, Reply)
sound bars are shit compromises for plebs who don't have enough room for proper audio kit

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:57, Reply)
I hate to agree with you, so on this occasion I won't

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:59, Reply)
that's OK ... I wouldn't have heard your agreement over the immense volume of Frozen on the telly

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:03, Reply)
I don't watch enough telly to warrant turning my living room into a cinema
I do generally get outdoors, you see.

And not with a giant bumbag and a wide angled lens
(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:09, Reply)
Wait is this because YOU ARE the giant bumbag?

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:13, Reply)
Yeah right like Polaroid make TVs
toshibas are good value, Samsung are better but a little more expensive.

Also stop trying to buy your son's love, he has a new dad now
(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:29, Reply)
I heard that only 3 companies make the TV components, the others just buy and package it

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:31, Reply)
LG make loads I think...
There are certainly cheap ones not worth buying
(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:32, Reply)
Ooh you bitch

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:31, Reply)
Yer, what a tosser AMIRIGHT

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:32, Reply)

(✖╭╮✖)
(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:38, Reply)
Soz Jaysums but I really did need to know if there was any better offers anyone might know of

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:39, Reply)
Prolapsed again^

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:40, Reply)
I don't know why it's called a prolapse. There's nothing positive bout it...
!! RIGHT?!?!?!?!
(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:46, Reply)
...except the HIV antibodies!!!!

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:07, Reply)
fake: no ring in his finger

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:41, Reply)
He prefers to wear the ring on a different part of his anatomy

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:42, Reply)
Can you not do it online?

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:43, Reply)
Nahhh, gotta go in store innit

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:44, Reply)
Dammit.
Why do the hard workin people always miss out?!
(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:45, Reply)
You're not including you and B3th in that are you?

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:46, Reply)
I work hard!

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:55, Reply)
Yer, last time you had to climb a flight of stairs

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:57, Reply)
Erm, don't be silly. There's lifts.

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:59, Reply)
+ shirts

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:00, Reply)
Hahaha

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:01, Reply)
^ expert 'lifter

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:05, Reply)
^ rodent botherer and gay stalker

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:10, Reply)
cat m8, not rodent

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:12, Reply)
No I haven't
Alt: no you shouldn't, that is a stupid idea, I'm not sure if you're entirely serious but that could land you in trouble
Altair: shut up Dave trousers, Internet guardian 2002/3
(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:56, Reply)
Tl;dr just imagine I put a ^ under mcbeefys reply

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:57, Reply)
You really need to lighten up you know
I think you should deffo eat a kebab on the way home
(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:58, Reply)
I'm fine in real life but as beeta top sheriff I need to let it be known when standards are slipping online

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:59, Reply)
Wait what.....how the fuck..........

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:01, Reply)
YEAH

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:01, Reply)
Well Imma gonna complain to B3th wait till she hits out with the Bannhammer of doom

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:03, Reply)
Oh a grass eh? You'll be sorry when the replies dwindle even further, popular posters be dropping like flies yo

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:04, Reply)
You best get on to Jaysum to shine up your rusty sheriffs star

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:07, Reply)
RAWHIIIIIIIIDE!

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:16, Reply)
I don't think comfort eating is a long-term solution to that depth of grumps

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:59, Reply)

no you shouldn't, that is a stupid idea, I'm not sure if you're entirely serious but that could land you in trouble samurai sword
(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:59, Reply)
As far as I know, the difference in picture quality of most modern tvs,
Only matters greatly if you're some sort of prick. Is your son a prick?
(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:59, Reply)
He takes after his dad if that's any help?

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:00, Reply)
is the postman a prick?

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:02, Reply)
Lol

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:04, Reply)
:(

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:05, Reply)
Well, answer the question.

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:07, Reply)
He's not a prick OK, YEAH...happy now?????

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:09, Reply)
I think he may be, he just posts stuff, he never knocks twice

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:04, Reply)
lucky mrs hare

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:11, Reply)
Yer he posted his spunk into your wife's womb
special delivery
(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:12, Reply)
how dare you!
it dribbled down from her arsehole
(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:16, Reply)
Asda is like the obesity wing of a mental asylum
/ac
(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:03, Reply)
It will be like a fat Walking Dead tomorrow

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:05, Reply)
now we're getting SEXY

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:06, Reply)
That's why I'll be victorious

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:06, Reply)
Is it dress up like jaysums day?

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:07, Reply)
elasticated jeans, awful converse, ginger shoulder pubes and a fluorescent yellow vest?

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:09, Reply)
What has swipe got to do with it?

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:09, Reply)
What's Swipe, but a second hand emotion

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:13, Reply)
That earworm did catch me as I typed it

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:16, Reply)
I tell you what ... say what you like about east European immigration
but they've definitely reintroduced the elasticated snow-wash jeans to the UK
(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:10, Reply)
where has the shoulder hair thing come from?

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:11, Reply)
ginger shoulder pubes

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:12, Reply)
where has this shoulder hair thing came from?
Have you been zooming in on my pics for your nightly splurge?
(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:12, Reply)
from subcutaneous follicles
Located on your shoulders.
(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:13, Reply)
Ok... soz for being a man.
The only thing you can grow is a bumfluff tache for your birds down the Sk8er park.
(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:15, Reply)
my 'tache is nearly as thick as your skull

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:16, Reply)
I bet it feels like a newborn kitten, you woman.

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:17, Reply)
DOUBLE SMASH

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:17, Reply)
Boom! Fatality!

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:18, Reply)
SMASHDOWN

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:17, Reply)
yeah but mate
The correct location for a moustache is the upper lip, not the shoulders.
(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:22, Reply)
Yeah yeah...
Get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich
(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:31, Reply)
Are you going as well then?

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:11, Reply)
hahaha

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:11, Reply)
ASDA IS THE SUPERMARKET OF CHAMPIONS

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:12, Reply)
wot, the wonder horse?

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:13, Reply)
McDonalds breakfast and a frequenter of Asda?
What a catch!
(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:14, Reply)
And yet he still won't bum you :(
to be fair you're 30 years too old but still
(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:15, Reply)
Im sad about that why?

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:17, Reply)
I smell like almonds

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:19, Reply)
+ Marc

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:19, Reply)
Marc Almonds what?

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:23, Reply)
Well we have to leave something up to his imagination

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:24, Reply)
Unlike your postman

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:30, Reply)
and the cast of Desmonds

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:31, Reply)
pumped stomach

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:31, Reply)

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