So I need to buy a Television in tomorrows black Friday event,
It's for my son who will probably be using it for HIGH END GAMING on his Playstation best deal I think I have found is a Polariod 40" LED TV Model PT2-40LED14 for only £139 at ASDA, have any of you lot seen any better offers* or share tales sales day?

Alt: Should I go tooled up and ready to shank a Mo-Fo? if so what's the best weapon of choice in your books?**

Alt:alt: Chicken Thursday?

*Yeah, yeah, yeah MM
**Phillie-Joes wife armed with a library is not an option
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:21, 133 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

if it's cheap it'll be shit
hth
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:26, Reply)

The spec seems alright, just the sound that gets slammed on the reviews

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:27, Reply)

they all sounds shit though ... you can't squeeze decent speakers into something as thin as your penis
he needs a proper av receiver and speakers the size of mini metros ... you'll never sleep again
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:32, Reply)

He'll be running the sound via his Turtle beach headset so no biggy really

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:34, Reply)

he'll be deaf and blind by Easter

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:36, Reply)

He's been a teenager for quite awhile I'm sure he would have gone deaf and blind by now

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:37, Reply)

And don't even let me get started on his hairy palms LOLZ

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:38, Reply)

baggyfrock will be very disappoint

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:39, Reply)

What a wanker eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:37, Reply)

MARRStabation fives

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:38, Reply)

We don't do "Andrew marr" meme anymore, hth

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:39, Reply)

What about the bent spastic one I liked that one?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:40, Reply)

I fear that will survive the end of the internet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:41, Reply)

you would, you bent spastic

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:42, Reply)

I only wish that I could be half the Bent Spastic that Nakers is, he is afterall TBOH

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:43, Reply)

So true

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:45, Reply)

How are them train cans?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:45, Reply)

What kind of prole doesn't have a sound bar?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:47, Reply)

I have my TV hooked up through the stereo, most sound bars I've heard are a bit shit

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:49, Reply)

Mine's ace, and has a sub woofer

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:54, Reply)

sub woofter more like!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:55, Reply)

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(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:57, Reply)

it's funny because 'sub' is also a gay thing!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:59, Reply)

non-gaylords also indulge in subdom shenanigans

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:01, Reply)

non-gaylords are less likely to take a submissive role in anal sex tho

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:02, Reply)

it's a common misconception that it's always the sub who is the taker

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:05, Reply)

I'm using it interchangeably with 'bottom'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:06, Reply)

I'm using the word "apricot" interchangeably with the word "calisthenics"

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:09, Reply)

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(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:11, Reply)

sound bars are shit compromises for plebs who don't have enough room for proper audio kit

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:57, Reply)

I hate to agree with you, so on this occasion I won't

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:59, Reply)

that's OK ... I wouldn't have heard your agreement over the immense volume of Frozen on the telly

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:03, Reply)

I don't watch enough telly to warrant turning my living room into a cinema
I do generally get outdoors, you see.

And not with a giant bumbag and a wide angled lens
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:09, Reply)

Wait is this because YOU ARE the giant bumbag?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:13, Reply)

Yeah right like Polaroid make TVs
toshibas are good value, Samsung are better but a little more expensive.

Also stop trying to buy your son's love, he has a new dad now
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:29, Reply)

I heard that only 3 companies make the TV components, the others just buy and package it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:31, Reply)

LG make loads I think...
There are certainly cheap ones not worth buying
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:32, Reply)

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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:31, Reply)

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( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:32, Reply)

(✖╭╮✖)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:38, Reply)

Soz Jaysums but I really did need to know if there was any better offers anyone might know of

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:39, Reply)

Prolapsed again^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:40, Reply)

I don't know why it's called a prolapse. There's nothing positive bout it...
!! RIGHT?!?!?!?!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:46, Reply)

...except the HIV antibodies!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:07, Reply)

fake: no ring in his finger

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:41, Reply)

He prefers to wear the ring on a different part of his anatomy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:42, Reply)

Can you not do it online?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:43, Reply)

Nahhh, gotta go in store innit

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:44, Reply)

Dammit.
Why do the hard workin people always miss out?!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:45, Reply)

You're not including you and B3th in that are you?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:46, Reply)

I work hard!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:55, Reply)

Yer, last time you had to climb a flight of stairs

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:57, Reply)

Erm, don't be silly. There's lifts.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:59, Reply)

+ shirts

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:00, Reply)

Hahaha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:01, Reply)

^ expert 'lifter

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:05, Reply)

^ rodent botherer and gay stalker

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:10, Reply)

cat m8, not rodent

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:12, Reply)

No I haven't
Alt: no you shouldn't, that is a stupid idea, I'm not sure if you're entirely serious but that could land you in trouble
Altair: shut up Dave trousers, Internet guardian 2002/3
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:56, Reply)

Tl;dr just imagine I put a ^ under mcbeefys reply

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:57, Reply)

You really need to lighten up you know
I think you should deffo eat a kebab on the way home
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:58, Reply)

I'm fine in real life but as beeta top sheriff I need to let it be known when standards are slipping online

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:59, Reply)

Wait what.....how the fuck..........

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:01, Reply)

YEAH

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:01, Reply)

Well Imma gonna complain to B3th wait till she hits out with the Bannhammer of doom

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:03, Reply)

Oh a grass eh? You'll be sorry when the replies dwindle even further, popular posters be dropping like flies yo

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:04, Reply)

You best get on to Jaysum to shine up your rusty sheriffs star

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:07, Reply)

RAWHIIIIIIIIDE!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:16, Reply)

I don't think comfort eating is a long-term solution to that depth of grumps

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:59, Reply)

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(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:59, Reply)

As far as I know, the difference in picture quality of most modern tvs,
Only matters greatly if you're some sort of prick. Is your son a prick?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:59, Reply)

He takes after his dad if that's any help?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:00, Reply)

is the postman a prick?

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:02, Reply)

Lol

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:04, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:05, Reply)

Well, answer the question.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:07, Reply)

He's not a prick OK, YEAH...happy now?????

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:09, Reply)

I think he may be, he just posts stuff, he never knocks twice

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:04, Reply)

lucky mrs hare

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:11, Reply)

Yer he posted his spunk into your wife's womb
special delivery
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:12, Reply)

how dare you!
it dribbled down from her arsehole
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:16, Reply)

Asda is like the obesity wing of a mental asylum
/ac
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:03, Reply)

It will be like a fat Walking Dead tomorrow

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:05, Reply)

now we're getting SEXY

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:06, Reply)

That's why I'll be victorious

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:06, Reply)

Is it dress up like jaysums day?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:07, Reply)

elasticated jeans, awful converse, ginger shoulder pubes and a fluorescent yellow vest?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:09, Reply)

What has swipe got to do with it?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:09, Reply)

What's Swipe, but a second hand emotion

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:13, Reply)

That earworm did catch me as I typed it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:16, Reply)

I tell you what ... say what you like about east European immigration
but they've definitely reintroduced the elasticated snow-wash jeans to the UK
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:10, Reply)

where has the shoulder hair thing come from?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:11, Reply)

ginger shoulder pubes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:12, Reply)

where has this shoulder hair thing came from?
Have you been zooming in on my pics for your nightly splurge?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:12, Reply)

from subcutaneous follicles
Located on your shoulders.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:13, Reply)

Ok... soz for being a man.
The only thing you can grow is a bumfluff tache for your birds down the Sk8er park.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:15, Reply)

my 'tache is nearly as thick as your skull

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:16, Reply)

I bet it feels like a newborn kitten, you woman.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:17, Reply)

DOUBLE SMASH

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:17, Reply)

Boom! Fatality!

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:18, Reply)

SMASHDOWN

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:17, Reply)

yeah but mate
The correct location for a moustache is the upper lip, not the shoulders.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:22, Reply)

Yeah yeah...
Get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:31, Reply)

Are you going as well then?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:11, Reply)

hahaha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:11, Reply)

ASDA IS THE SUPERMARKET OF CHAMPIONS

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:12, Reply)

wot, the wonder horse?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:13, Reply)

McDonalds breakfast and a frequenter of Asda?
What a catch!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:14, Reply)

And yet he still won't bum you :(
to be fair you're 30 years too old but still
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:15, Reply)

Im sad about that why?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:17, Reply)

I smell like almonds

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:19, Reply)

+ Marc

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:19, Reply)

Marc Almonds what?

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:23, Reply)

Well we have to leave something up to his imagination

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:24, Reply)

Unlike your postman

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:30, Reply)

and the cast of Desmonds

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:31, Reply)

pumped stomach

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:31, Reply)