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Asda is like the obesity wing of a mental asylum
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:03,
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It will be like a fat Walking Dead tomorrow
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:05,
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now we're getting SEXY
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:06,
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That's why I'll be victorious
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:06,
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Is it dress up like jaysums day?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:07,
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elasticated jeans, awful converse, ginger shoulder pubes and a fluorescent yellow vest?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:09,
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What has swipe got to do with it?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:09,
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What's Swipe, but a second hand emotion
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:13,
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That earworm did catch me as I typed it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:16,
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I tell you what ... say what you like about east European immigration
but they've definitely reintroduced the elasticated snow-wash jeans to the UK
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:10,
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where has the shoulder hair thing come from?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:11,
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ginger shoulder pubes
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:12,
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where has this shoulder hair thing came from?
Have you been zooming in on my pics for your nightly splurge?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:12,
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from subcutaneous follicles
Located on your shoulders.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:13,
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Ok... soz for being a man.
The only thing you can grow is a bumfluff tache for your birds down the Sk8er park.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:15,
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my 'tache is nearly as thick as your skull
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:16,
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I bet it feels like a newborn kitten, you woman.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:17,
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DOUBLE SMASH
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:17,
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Boom! Fatality!
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:18,
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SMASHDOWN
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:17,
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yeah but mate
The correct location for a moustache is the upper lip, not the shoulders.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:22,
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Yeah yeah...
Get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:31,
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Are you going as well then?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:11,
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hahaha
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:11,
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ASDA IS THE SUPERMARKET OF CHAMPIONS
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:12,
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wot, the wonder horse?
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:13,
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McDonalds breakfast and a frequenter of Asda?
What a catch!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:14,
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And yet he still won't bum you :(
to be fair you're 30 years too old but still
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:15,
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Im sad about that why?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:17,
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I smell like almonds
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:19,
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+ Marc
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:19,
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Marc Almonds what?
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:23,
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Well we have to leave something up to his imagination
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:24,
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Unlike your postman
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:30,
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and the cast of Desmonds
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:31,
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pumped stomach
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:31,
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