no christmas decorations
haven't bothered since my mum died; it would be a bit sad to do it without her. and lemmy would either eat them or be scared of them.

alt: nothing yet. probably best get on with some shopping...

altalt: i don't have an advent calendar. i have a melon pot and a bottle of highland spring.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:44, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

You go away for Christmas anyway.
It's the rest of us in little England who need to decorate our house through the darkest months.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:51, Reply)

Was she one of those selfish needy types who insist on dying on Christmas day to ensure no one ever forgets it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:52, Reply)

choked to death on tinsel, you horrid bully

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:48, Reply)

A melon pot
this is a euphemism isn't it?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:58, Reply)

One would hope so
and not actually a little plastic pot with bits of melon in it.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:01, Reply)

that would be unfathomably tragic

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:35, Reply)