I hate to seem a bit crude but the thought of naked oiled up men wrestling really does give one the horn
What gives you the horn? Don't be shy.

alt: What song d you want playing as you burn/get buried?

altalt: There are bound to be many reasons but give me just one reason why I should laugh and point at you.
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 16:24, 77 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Naked oiled up men wrestling
alt. depends how I die really.
Who Wants To Live Forever by Queen should have em crying

altalt. fat bald potato head with deaf ears and questionable fashion taste
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 16:31, Reply)

Naked oiled up men wrestling
alt: In A Gadda Da Vida
altalt: My stupid face
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 16:39, Reply)

Silly Shen
Ladies don't get "the horn"

Viking drinking contests

Alt: The Liberty Bell,

altalt: I don't live in London and am therefore a northern povvo and even worse I am an Essex boy living as a northern povvo
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 16:40, Reply)

Phew, good job I'm a hairy truck driver from Rhyl then

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 16:43, Reply)

hello...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 16:47, Reply)

Phew indeed
Now no picking up gay men and killing them in the slaughter wagon
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 16:57, Reply)

I want something really lol and fun played at my funeral because I'm a really fun lol person and it will totes be the way I want to go.
Naked oiled up fit birds getting it on with each other tends to do it for me.

I say 'tends', I mean 'will always'.

Altalt: b3ta.com/questions/decisions/post880878
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 16:46, Reply)

Beth Ditto and Ann Widecombe
Try getting a bongle to that
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 16:51, Reply)

Cor!

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 16:52, Reply)

Contravenes the requirement of "fit".

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 16:52, Reply)

Bit sexist m8
women aren't objects
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 16:56, Reply)

Hahahaha.
You're silly.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 16:59, Reply)

I know
They are really ahahaha
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:01, Reply)

Naked oiled up men wrestling
ALT: Something by Black Lace. A medley would be good.

ALTALT: My ridiculously oversized cock
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 16:50, Reply)

hello...
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 16:54, Reply)

naked oiled up men wrestling
alt: I Am The Resurrection
altalt: I've got a pretty naff pair of trainers on at the mo
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 16:54, Reply)

Naked oiled up men wrestling
Alt: the champ
Altalt: massive stupid head aged 0-5
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 16:58, Reply)

i like breasts

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 16:59, Reply)

^ Likes the cut of his jib

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:29, Reply)

well done that man

( Kroney, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:03, Reply)

Sian Williams' feet.
Dunno, prolly summat all meaningful and that, The Dead Flag Blues or I See a Darkness or Hold on to Your Love.

Dunno really.

Dunno.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:07, Reply)

They never show the bit at the end of the Casting Couch pornos that there is no job available, never was, and that they've already signed their rights to use the video away.
This disapoints me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:09, Reply)

Has anyome mentioned "naked oiled up men wrestling" yet?
Alt: The birdie song, just to see how long they could keep a straight face.

Alt:alt: Exs, marriage, bedsit and diesel car......shit the list goes on and on and Ariston.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:14, Reply)

Don't forget being shit on the Internet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:31, Reply)

As I said the list is quite comprehensive :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:40, Reply)

Nevermind eh, there's always suicide

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:40, Reply)

Still could be worse I could be Dozer

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:42, Reply)

Worra buncha pooves

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:15, Reply)

Quadraspazzers
Alt: top gun theme tune

Altalt: There is no mirth to be found relating to me
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:30, Reply)

alt:alt: Pink trousers? Cable woes? Constantly being attacked by normally harmless animals?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:43, Reply)

I like the bit in Porkies where
Kim Cattrall squeals a lot.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:53, Reply)