Really we shouldn't bother building enough houses for everyone
I mean, what is that going to do to the value of all our existing housing?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:53, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Now is your winter of discount tents.
#YurtsUnderTheHammer
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:54, Reply)

too right we fucking shouldn't, encourage people to fuck off elsewhere
who on earth wants more people? people SUCK.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:54, Reply)

The toothless Asian ones outside Monty's old flat certainly do.


Morning.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:56, Reply)

Yes, it's clear from your life choices that you seek isolation.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:56, Reply)

well yes
unfortunately other people keep getting in the way
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:59, Reply)

were you born such a joyless misanthrope?
or was it all those hours sitting on public transport breathing farts and BO?
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:04, Reply)

depress it.
Good news for serial tenants looking to get on to the first rung!!!

Maybe one day I'll get out of this dismal bedsit!!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:56, Reply)

What sort of person puts Scottish lager on their cornflakes?
Apart from McBeef, and possibly others.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:58, Reply)

Glaswegians.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:59, Reply)

Dundonians.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:07, Reply)

I just dip my buttery in it.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:07, Reply)

Fifers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:07, Reply)

Oh, now, steady on.
EAST Fifers, maybe.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:08, Reply)

aw they Fifer dirty wee cunts

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Awa' an' pish.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:12, Reply)

Tims.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:07, Reply)

Personally I think that providing decent homes for people
instead of cramming them all one on top of another is a great idea. I know I hate having a garden and love listening to other peoples' music, screaming children and sex noises through the god damned ceiling.

Plus, if you put them all in identikit housing, it ensures I'm going to be able to buy somewhere pleasant in a nice little village.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:00, Reply)

who the hell wants to live in a well insulated efficient house built to modern day building standards anyway

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:03, Reply)

not me

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:04, Reply)

^smells of mildew

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:05, Reply)

ew red
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:07, Reply)

Well, I actually don't.
I want other people to live in them so that I can have a nice house. New Towns are for the Captain Bollockheads of this world.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:04, Reply)

What's a kroney house?

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:05, Reply)

No newer than the thirties and in the Surrey hills.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:06, Reply)

^mock tudor man

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:07, Reply)

I said Surrey, not Essex.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:08, Reply)

Surreys full of mock tudor estates and don't you try to deny it

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:09, Reply)

I like to pretend they don't exist.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Yeah, they're pretty inoffensive; it's post WW2 fourth phase housing that stinks

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:12, Reply)

nottingham.tab.co.uk/2014/11/28/is-guildford-the-most-boring-home-town-ever/
( Kroney, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:14, Reply)

No newer than 1830s and in the countryside

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:07, Reply)

& falling apart

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:08, Reply)

Nah they built things proper back in the old days

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:23, Reply)

yes, the lath plaster and wormridden beams must really be standing up to the damp climate

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:27, Reply)

I know
I mean all old buildings fall down that's why there are hardly any around nowadays
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:32, Reply)

especially the ones underpinned with concrete and held up with steel beam inserts

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:35, Reply)

I just checked and I only have 2 ft thick solid stone walls
Will my house fall down now
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:38, Reply)

Can't think why you smell of mildew and the house stinks with rotten joists what with the lack of a cavity

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:56, Reply)

That'd be the preference, for certain.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:30, Reply)

only if it has very small windows and is on the threshold of natural light recommendations please, i don't want the sun getting on my pale anemic internet shut in skin

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:09, Reply)

your carbonfootprint will thank you

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:11, Reply)

'carbonfoorprint'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:12, Reply)

hahahahahaha

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:14, Reply)

oh you

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:14, Reply)

looking out of your tiny little patch of garden at the bright brown new fence
or from the pvc windows across everyone else's identical tiny patches of garden on the identical estate.

shudder.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:14, Reply)

^lives in an identical half box

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:16, Reply)

you'd love it
plenty of metal to filch from those wrought iron railings
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:17, Reply)

why would i do that

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:20, Reply)

in lieu of there being a driveway to tarmac
OBVIOUSLY
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:22, Reply)

not much scrap value in iron dear, plus i think you're confusing Al here with another

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:24, Reply)

the two tonne beams being delivered today might be worth more down the scrapers, perhaps i should 'steel' them instead

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:25, Reply)

careful the COPPERS don't catch you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:25, Reply)