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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Who buys porn?
All the best filth comes from overseas anyway
(, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:20, 1 reply, 10 years ago)
I can't watch British porn.
Not since someone showed me a video with a yorkshire woman taking it up the shitter and saying in the most deadpan way possible "Ooh, that's 'reet good!"
(, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:21, Reply)
reet petite

(, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:23, Reply)
She really wasn't.
Yorkshire, remember?
(, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:24, Reply)
I can't stand it either, to be honest.
In as much as it's possible for porn to be classy, porn from literally anywhere else in the world seems to be classier than what's made in Britain. They seem to have rounded up the cheapest, most plasticky heifers in the land and told them to moan like they're eating the world's most deliciously lardy cheeseburger for minutes on end.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:32, Reply)
now we're getting SEXY

(, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:35, Reply)
I saw a Geordie version, but the actress had a spark plug shoved up her arse.
'Oooh, Champion!'

(Might make a car parts geek smile).
(, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:29, Reply)
Ha! I hope this is true.

(, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:31, Reply)
Clearly not. I just made it up.

(, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:32, Reply)
this has ruined my entire day

(, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:36, Reply)
Good.

(, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:37, Reply)
horrid meanie

(, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:56, Reply)
'Wigan fatty fuck' is sordid and hilarious.

(, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:40, Reply)
and ridiculous
like anyone from wigan ever gets laid
(, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:42, Reply)
my mum's greatest oeuvre

(, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:56, Reply)

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