alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:07, 104 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

*turns light off and closes door*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:08, Reply)

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(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:09, Reply)

*vomits profusely and combusts*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:10, Reply)

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(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:41, Reply)

I think that's been banned now.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:47, Reply)

FASCISTS!

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:48, Reply)

I've done practically a full day in the office.
I'm like Reginald Perrin or summat.
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:08, Reply)

dated and unfunny.
Yes, yes you are.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:10, Reply)

The Fall and Rise may be old
But it is still very funny.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:11, Reply)

fod

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:17, Reply)

fod for thought

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:18, Reply)

fod, glorious fod!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:32, Reply)

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(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:40, Reply)

he watches X Factor and Big Brother, no joke

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:41, Reply)

shit ... and I was just starting to like him

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:42, Reply)

he proper loves trance as well

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:45, Reply)

I WAS JUST MAKING AN OFFBEAT COMMENT AS A JOKE.
You fucken pierced sk8er prick.

It's no One Foot In The Grave, however.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:48, Reply)

it's better than OFITG

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:50, Reply)

this is no venue for frivolity

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:01, Reply)

Fuck off into the sea then.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:32, Reply)

bit nippy ... tempted to head to the coast tomorrow now though

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:41, Reply)

^at home, washing his tights

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:18, Reply)

bad news for mcbeef
edinburgh.tab.co.uk/2014/11/28/top-knot-worst-male-fashion-trend-human-history/
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:20, Reply)

Pricks up here are still going for the 'iced gem' look.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:33, Reply)

I'll ice your gem ... if you know what I'm saying.

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:43, Reply)

I don't think anyone is really listening to the Scottish when it comes to enterprising fashion

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:34, Reply)

...says the man in elasticated jeans and a vest

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:38, Reply)

Im not claiming to be fashionable though am I?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:48, Reply)

Hopefully not.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:50, Reply)

the Scottish when it comes to enterprising fashion dozer
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:43, Reply)

the only person you talk about more than yourself is me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:44, Reply)

I dunno, man ... she's kinda obsessed with baggyfrock too
you've got competition there
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:49, Reply)

it's almost like there's nobody else left

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:02, Reply)

You two lovebirds would be a perfect match

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:50, Reply)

nah, I have a 'no fat chix' rule innit mate

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:52, Reply)

We'll all look back on this thread during the happy day and have a good chuckle

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:54, Reply)

it'll be read out during the speeches

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:00, Reply)

who'll be doing that then, ernie roberts?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:02, Reply)

Evening losers, tonight I am mainly annoyed by other people

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:08, Reply)

alright Jean-Paul Sartre

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:09, Reply)

Why to fat or short people who physically cannot walk quickly not keep to the left out of my fucking way?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:12, Reply)

because you're a dribbling cripplespaz who spits when he talks

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:14, Reply)

I fail to see how this is relevant

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:31, Reply)

i'm ill as feck
but going to be here late-ish, o the joys of fucking off on holiday.

anyway, shut your mush and listen to this: guzzling an alka seltzer soothing version of a lemsip that i bought in america, and it says in big black letters: DO NOT USE TO SEDATE CHILDREN.

how sinister is that?

and do you want a few packets for the run up to christmas?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:09, Reply)

The mini apes are always perfectly behaved*
of you're that ill you wouldn't be at work.

*may contain parental rose tinted blatant lies
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:11, Reply)

screeching little so-and-so's
i'm too ill to be at work. not ill enough to be at home.

sigh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:13, Reply)

I had a flu jab so I'm invincible!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:15, Reply)

invincible an idiot
(Mr Udagawa, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:18, Reply)

clicken dis

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:18, Reply)

Well that goes without saying

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:30, Reply)

got some trainers so fuck you Internet h8rs I win again

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:43, Reply)

What did you get?
SADIDAS I'd wager.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:46, Reply)

YES NICE BLUE ONES ACTUALLY

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:54, Reply)

Link us up.
You know the rules, you buy trainers, we get to judge you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:56, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:58, Reply)

Soz I meant

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:58, Reply)

The ADIDAS Stunned!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:59, Reply)

Hahaha

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 19:00, Reply)

Pics please

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:47, Reply)

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:48, Reply)

Less shit than I was expecting.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:49, Reply)

Just to be clear, I don't mean the shoes.
For a moment, I feared you'd post a massive picture like some sort of SHITCUNT SPASTIC RETARD TWAT HEAD.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:51, Reply)

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:53, Reply)

For the love of god.
Make the picture smaller.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:55, Reply)

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(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 19:02, Reply)

get out of my wardrobe

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:49, Reply)

Oh I've got those...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:56, Reply)

STRIKE!
AIDS
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:57, Reply)

textbook

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 19:18, Reply)

cor!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 19:03, Reply)