I've got a creative writing degree. It's from a Welsh ex mining college.
This is not a proper degree, qualifies me for fucking nothing and is absolutely no basis for attempting to lord it over other people.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:18, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

And yet you're still one of the best ones here.
It's almost as if academic success has no useful correlation with internet lolity.
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:20, Reply)

no shit

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:20, Reply)

Yeah, speaking as somebody in possession of one
I'm pretty sure I'd never class a creative writing degree as anything approaching "academic success".
( Kroney, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:26, Reply)

Hey my degree is in the Performing Arts
Possibly the least useful of all degrees, you don't even have to be able to write
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:33, Reply)

I didn't know you were a bummer.

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:34, Reply)

Only part time
it happily coincided with there being a lot of fit dancer ladies on the course
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:38, Reply)

^ Lord of the BANTS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:41, Reply)

Ladiez love a man who can dance

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:43, Reply)

Preaching to the converted here mate, i start by bustin' a move, by the end of the night i'm bustin' a nut.
IN A LADY SUCH AS YOU ARE MUM IS FACE!!!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:46, Reply)

I'm SO glad everybody's brushing my relatively minor grammatical boo boo under the carpet.

( Kroney, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:47, Reply)

dance BANTS
( Kroney, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:46, Reply)

my mate did dentistry because it had the highest level of women of any science or medicine course
then switched because Ewwwww ... sticking your hand in stinky rotten gobs for the love of God what sort of a life is that!??!
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:42, Reply)

Doesnt it also have one of the highest suicide rates of any "medical" profession

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:44, Reply)

I think so.
If you ever read about somebody gassing themselves in a Porsche in their double garage, 4 to 1 says it's a dentist.
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:47, Reply)

I did that at A level Bongo.
You're like my Jock life double.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:36, Reply)

Give me a hug my Huguenot brother

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:39, Reply)

It's a garlicky, dress wearing toast to the Auld Alliance

( Kroney, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:40, Reply)

One of the girls on my masters course already had a masters degree
In modern poetry. I thought that was probably the biggest waste of academic space ever.

She's training to be a circus gymnast now, 2 masters degrees later. Her parents must be proud.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:41, Reply)

I don't have a degree

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:38, Reply)

I know someone else here with a creative writing degree
It is not a proper degree, qualifies them for fucking nothing and is absolutely no basis for attempting to lord it over other people.
( Peej, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:41, Reply)

lol

( Kroney, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:42, Reply)

I still like your name change.

( Peej, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:44, Reply)

So do I.
Though you'll need to thank Lighty. It was his Facebook commentary that inspired it.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:48, Reply)

Woah, hang on, it qualifies you for loads of depressing graduate employment schemes in dull offices on dreary industrial estates.
Be part of the new working class.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:41, Reply)

I'll have you know that I'm a New Tradesman.
Doesn't stop my company from wanting to put an entirely fallacious "Engineer" in my job title, though.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:42, Reply)

My badge says engineer.
I'd say I was more of a technician.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:47, Reply)

If I was an engineer, my degree wouldn't be a pointless arts course from a third rate poly.

( Kroney, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:49, Reply)

I dropped out 6 months in to a history degree.
I wish I hadn't.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:53, Reply)

Whereas I wish I hadn't taken the degree I did.
Give it a few years of experience and I might decide to do a sound engineering degree to justify the job title a little.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:56, Reply)