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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Morning!
Wakey-wakey.

The cat is going mental. It keeps stabbing me. Think it might want me to get up and feed him.

What does Saturday hold in store for you?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 8:28, 49 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
bit of shopping
Then out with mates later.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 8:35, Reply)
Banging club night or a couple of pints in a nice boozer?

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 8:55, Reply)
club night
Andrew Weatherall.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:06, Reply)
...but a couple of pints in a nice boozer first.
It's not like there's a dearth of nice boozers in York, is it?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:07, Reply)
The thought of going 'to a club' these days fills me with dread.

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:45, Reply)
Not me!

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:46, Reply)
A birthday party for a nine year old
Might start drinking early
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:01, Reply)
Good work.

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:06, Reply)
Early drinking is the only way to survive a children's birthday party
That, and earplugs.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:09, Reply)
watching some firemen pull a fire engine up a road
then some ill-advised daytime boozing
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:11, Reply)
Why don't they just drive the fire engine up the hill?

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:46, Reply)
if they weren't idiots they wouldn't be firemen

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:52, Reply)
I watched the sunrise over the fields behind my gaff this morning
Very picturesque.
Saturday will consist of awaiting delivery of a dishwasher for the Doris, installing aforementioned dishwasher, fitting some shelves and heavy drinking. I may go to Wellesbourne market to look for a small block plane.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:13, Reply)
rock and indeed, roll

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:13, Reply)
dude ... hardcore

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:14, Reply)
Better to burn out than fade away
24/7 party time casa Placid
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:23, Reply)
captain placid likes partying too hard, chums

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:27, Reply)
^^TGGI^^

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:30, Reply)
might get some tapas and a lager for breakfast

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:17, Reply)
Finally. Some sense around here.

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:44, Reply)
Tapas and lager for breakfast?
I like this idea. If it had been tapas and a 'craft beer' I would have had to hunt you down as a hipster twat.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:48, Reply)
distinct shortage of craft beer in Spain Imma have a word

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:53, Reply)
where in Spain are you?

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:57, Reply)
Costa Blanca

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:05, Reply)
Class.

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:53, Reply)
Spain!?
But, but, they're all forrins there, the food's too greasy and you can't get a decent pint of Carling top anywhere!!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:01, Reply)
If I was a spanish porn star, my nickname would be "Tapas", because i'd go around sticking my winkle in bumholes.

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:26, Reply)
tap ass
see?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:26, Reply)
Anyone wanna help me on my new found career?

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:26, Reply)
El'Tapas'io

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:26, Reply)
They run away from my big bulls.

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:26, Reply)
we all missed chimpy last night!
well, shambo didn't.

I am picking my chrimbo prezzi today and dinner out tonight.

it's facking cold here.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:56, Reply)
Are you saying shambles was posting incessantly and obsessively 24/7? Are you sure you have the right internet nerd??
What present are you getting?

I have to go and buy a Christmas jumper. Where does one get such a thing? Tesco?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:05, Reply)
Asda.

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:05, Reply)
There isn't one near me
I'm trying to avoid Westfield, it's full of Christmas cunts
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:07, Reply)
Next have them
With flashing LEDs
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:09, Reply)
Ack so tempting
But again the nearest next is in Westfield

Haha just spoke to tesco. "Do you have really horrible Christmas jumpers?"

"Oh yes madam, we most certainly do."

Result!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:11, Reply)
i am getting a set of regs.
Internet for all Xmas purchases.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:46, Reply)
Halfords number plates!

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:56, Reply)
Regs???

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:57, Reply)
I think it might be some sort of Sodastream for underwater swimmers.

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:01, Reply)
Chimpy and Battered!!

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:05, Reply)
I've just been out in shorts and a tshirt.
It's a lot colder out than it looks.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:49, Reply)
it's pretty frosty up here

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:53, Reply)
don't put it up there then

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:54, Reply)
Blazin' sunshine down here.

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:55, Reply)
This should be your Saturday soundtrack.
youtu.be/wkfcNaaICE4

I am going to board my loft. Then I might get shit faced.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:01, Reply)
that track's well jason

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:54, Reply)
I'm on-call so can only imbibe small amounts of booze.
I'm going to do a shop, finish reading my book (Christmas Carol) cook a moussaka and watch a film.

Might do a wank at some point.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:31, Reply)

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