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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Worst journey ever :(
1:20 delay, then train terminated early now standing on another rammed train
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:06, 6 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
lol train wanker

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:07, Reply)
I may have frostbite in my toes

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:11, Reply)
lol commuters

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:07, Reply)
Lol fannypacks

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:15, Reply)
oh man this is cutting
I might get out of bed in a bit for a cry.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:28, Reply)
Failchester more like!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:08, Reply)
We can't all have a half a shag pad in town :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:11, Reply)
Gutted

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:12, Reply)
How was Benidorm? As ghastly as one imagines?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:13, Reply)
Yes, the touristy bit was shit but the proper bit of Spain hidden away wasn't nearly as terrible and the food and wine in that area was pretty good.
However, I would not return, even if it was another freebie.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:16, Reply)
so not even a minute and a half late and you are moaning
I despair at people in this country
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:13, Reply)
It's my Japanese heritage

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:14, Reply)
Oh dear the travails of a provincial peasant struggling into the capital to sell his pig in a poke

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:14, Reply)
I quite like the idea of farming, aside from the getting up early and shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:15, Reply)
I'm wiv you there bruv

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:17, Reply)
Pedigree beef cows I reckon, maybe some pigs as well

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:21, Reply)
Fack all money in beef at the moment. Although dry farming is the easiest.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:22, Reply)
I quite like the Alex James method
Become a multi millionaire through music then potter around pretending to be a farmer while making cheese
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:26, Reply)
It's the lifestyle as opposed to any particular work he was after. I'm quietly confident it's the hired help who do everything round his farm.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:28, Reply)
Exactly
hence the pottering around
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:30, Reply)
Same with that huge-furry whippingtool bloke. I've been to river cottage on numerous occasions and he's never even there.
His team of trainee chefs did cook me a banging meal on the house once though so can't complain.
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:32, Reply)
Some nice subtle bragging here^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:33, Reply)
of course, free bottles of aspalls cider all night too.

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:35, Reply)
ewwww
Spose they have to get rid of it somehow.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:37, Reply)
it's alright mate. a giant leap up from strongbow, koppaberg, stowford press and thatchers gold white lightening and k..
but it's no cheddar valley, kingstone black or burrow hill or black rat.
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:43, Reply)
Cider is shit and for cunts and students

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:51, Reply)
or people from Dorset

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:52, Reply)
I only ever really drink cider when it's the mucky stuff straight from a farmers bucket
I've got a few bottles at home that are "oh ... nine percent? maybe ten or eleven?" ... which is the sort of scientific accuracy I like in my booze.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:56, Reply)
does "I've been to a restaurant" count as bragging now?

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:35, Reply)
nah, he's just trying to be difficult

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:36, Reply)
Because you've been "loads" and got a "free" meal
suggesting you have some sort of affiliation with a minor celebrity's restaurant
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:38, Reply)
I think you're confused.
I've only been once and I paid.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:43, Reply)
Nah, I just used to live pretty close to there, and I played in a functions band that was regularly hired for weddings on the premises
shit...am I still bragging?
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:44, Reply)
would have been easier to cook it on the stove ahahahahaha unless the house was on fire ahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJJJ

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:34, Reply)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*wipes tear*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:35, Reply)
^thats funny

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:35, Reply)
should be on the Front Page

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:37, Reply)
here here

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:37, Reply)
defo

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:38, Reply)
If I'm honest I've considered this for around 10seconds so haven't really looked into the nitty gritty

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:26, Reply)
Yeah with dairy you'd be up at 5 seven days of the week, and they still need to be milked on your hollibobs

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:29, Reply)
Fuck dairy, worst of all the farming

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:33, Reply)
I've never met a dairy farmer who didn't smell of cow shit
it seeps into their bones
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:35, Reply)
You must be a bull farmer then

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:35, Reply)
no ... my family were mostly arable
I've an uncle who farms beef but we're not related by blood
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:36, Reply)
Shambles has a small steak in the business

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:38, Reply)
have I bullocks

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:41, Reply)
you heifer so

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:43, Reply)
See also butchers, they always smell of raw meat

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:40, Reply)
Which is SUPER SEXY

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:41, Reply)
It is if you're a meat snake

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:47, Reply)
Just download 'farmville' then

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:17, Reply)
Your train sounds flawed
You should kill it and start again.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:19, Reply)
I would if I could

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:22, Reply)
hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:25, Reply)
alright, doctor beeching

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:27, Reply)

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