seriously pal, lighten up
Pointless and useless? Says the 36 year old working in a call centre, living with his parents and with precisely zero to show for eighteen years of adult life.

Perhaps you should focus your energies on matters a little closer to home instead of on someone you've never met and merely posts on the same forum as you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:54, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

^upset and grieving for a hamster

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:58, Reply)

Maybe you should take your own advice
First thing you said to me today was that I'm a failure. You know I'm manic depressive and recently out of the defining relationship of my life and it's the first thing you can think of to say. In fact, it's the first thing you say to me every day. You contribute nothing of worth or value to this board and given that, yes, I only know you from what you post, I'm forced to conclude that this is true in every aspect of your life. One taste of your own medicine, and you're telling me to lighten up and reminding me - yet again - what a total failure I am.

And you wonder why I think you're a cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:58, Reply)

You must admit this is slightly more interesting than chutney puns though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:07, Reply)

^chutney

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:09, Reply)

It is my most deeply held, fondest belief that dozer has some kind of social disorder.

( Kroney, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:19, Reply)

You have such a thing for material worth meaning you've achieved something.
It's a sad outlook to have on life.
How do you know the things he has experienced in his life hasn't made him a better man?
You're going to grow old alone, with only your things around you.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:59, Reply)

^will die alone in an AIDS hospice

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:02, Reply)

Nope. I'm likeable you see.
and don't have HIV.

A thousand cats will eat your face.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:03, Reply)

like pussy ever goes anywhere near his face

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:07, Reply)

BOOM and indeed ZING

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:09, Reply)

Never underestimate the power of chloroform

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:10, Reply)

Gee what a relief, you've kroney zoned me. Forever destined to make weird sniping remarks but never directly to me.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:15, Reply)

CAN EVERYBODY PLEASE STOP CHANGING THEIR GOD DAMNED NAMES*
*yes, yes, i know.
( Kroney, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:21, Reply)

i'm just joining in before a big meeting with Paul

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:01, Reply)