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I'm more of a pickle man, myself.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:40, 139 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
why do you have to troll every single board??

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:43, Reply)
She says

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:44, Reply)
^ weirdo gay stalker

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:46, Reply)
She says

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:49, Reply)
you're following me around and pulling my pigtails
Like wot cranley used to do with Gill.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:51, Reply)
I had a snooze and couldn't be arsed catching up with all that chutney bollocks.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:44, Reply)
you're a chutney bollocks

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:44, Reply)
your bollocks have chutney all over them

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:46, Reply)
that's cos your mum doesn't like piccalilli

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:47, Reply)
for god's sake don't mention piccalilli!

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:50, Reply)
but I quite like the word piccalilli

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:52, Reply)
stop saying piccalilli!!!

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:04, Reply)
I'm not mentioning piccalilli, you're mentioning piccalilli

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:12, Reply)
waht about pickaninny ?

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:24, Reply)
^ pickle dick

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:44, Reply)
it's like the last floppy silverskin in the jar

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:45, Reply)
Bring out the Branston!

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:45, Reply)
you know how they make it so brown?
me neither ... looks well dodgy to me
(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:47, Reply)

Branston Pickle is made from a variety of diced vegetables, including swede, carrots, onions, cauliflower and gherkins pickled in a sauce made from vinegar, tomato, apple and dates
(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:50, Reply)
Thanks, gay.
Thay.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:52, Reply)

B C
(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:24, Reply)
Jive pickle.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:46, Reply)
Travis Pickle

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:47, Reply)


(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:48, Reply)
imagine those jowls slapping against your thighs

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:49, Reply)
wide on

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:00, Reply)


(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:50, Reply)
that looks like the sort of nonce chutney you'd get from a posh market stall

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:51, Reply)
bigger please

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:52, Reply)
Is this a comment about your height
Rather than your shoe size.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:53, Reply)
look, I've had enough of the vicious sniping, okay?

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:05, Reply)
didn't know you were jewish

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:12, Reply)
we're all Jewish here

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:20, Reply)
Oi Vey

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:25, Reply)
I won't stand for this sort of anti Semitism

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:35, Reply)
typical bignose yid

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:39, Reply)
I've got a little button nose
and matching penis.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:46, Reply)
SEXY AS FUCK

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:47, Reply)
mrs dozer's nightly prayer
well, that and "make me a real boy"
(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:16, Reply)
this isn't very popular
perhaps you should have said పచ్చడి?
(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:02, Reply)

( ยด_ゝ`)
(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:05, Reply)
Don't speak Arabic soz

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:11, Reply)
it's Telugu ... you can tell cos all the letters look like noses or ballsacks

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:14, Reply)
It's all Greek to me

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:17, Reply)
I've got the day off, and tomorrow off.
I have just returned from going to the local caf for a fry-up, which I washed down with a pint at my awesome local.

Anyone who doesn't think I'm absolutely fantastic in every way can go fuck themselves for the pricks they are.

Morning!
(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:12, Reply)
+Now get on your knees and worship my dick

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:13, Reply)
^chutney.
What did your fry-up contain?
(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:14, Reply)
CHIPS

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:27, Reply)
I think you're an unfunny smug prick.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:15, Reply)
in b4 takes one to know one

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:16, Reply)
in b4 i know u r but wat am i

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:16, Reply)
rock n roll

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:20, Reply)
That reminds me, I need to buy some pickled eggs and crisps

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:16, Reply)
a sentence that has never been uttered before
EVER
(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:17, Reply)
imagine if they made pickled egg flavour crisps, double P
IMAGINE!
(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:19, Reply)

www.thesavanna.co.uk/simba-original-chutney-chips-large.html
(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:22, Reply)
Like pickled onion crisps, they wouldn't have that juicy "i'm eating an eyeball" feel about them.
Man, now I'm jonesing for a jar of pickled onions.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:23, Reply)
he can make his own
vanillabeanlean.com/2011/08/egg-white-crisps/
(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:24, Reply)
not clicking that
you're a foodwrong and your links are always dull
(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:28, Reply)
at least it's only my links, gramps

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:29, Reply)
no ... it's pretty much everything about you

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:34, Reply)
uh huh

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:35, Reply)
Haha, that sounds awful.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:33, Reply)
i don't care how much she says they are delicious
they are not
(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:34, Reply)
My goodness !

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:30, Reply)
ah are you making a trifle

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:28, Reply)
hahahaha

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:29, Reply)
Hah

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:30, Reply)
mighty badger made me laugh the other night teasing you about coco pops
i wish he would come back. i miss him.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:33, Reply)
he's not dead or owt

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:34, Reply)
he was one of the best ones here

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:35, Reply)
#PRAYFORFROG

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:42, Reply)
he's hardly ever here

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:48, Reply)
I meant seeing as you are mentally cheating on him with the bald headed fighter pilot wannabe

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:56, Reply)
nah, he's got kids now
nobody would fuck anyone with kids, even mentally. they'd just want to go to sleep.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:06, Reply)
RIP TMB

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:35, Reply)
but I'm literally just talking to him
am I a medium or summat?
(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:38, Reply)
definitely a summat

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:39, Reply)
More like a large
aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:39, Reply)
clickin dis

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:39, Reply)
hahahahaha
it's funny because it can also refer to physical size
(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:44, Reply)
escaped dwarf mindreader joke here

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:51, Reply)
mediums talk to the dead
Psychics read minds.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:56, Reply)
no they dont
no they dont
(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:59, Reply)
lol

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:07, Reply)
you know what I ment

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:07, Reply)
no, a large
A large buffoon!!!
(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:39, Reply)
I am both large AND a buffoon!

(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:45, Reply)

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