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I prefer piccalilli.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:41,
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picca-willy more like!
lol
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$$ ✅, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:48,
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lol
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$$ ✅, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:50,
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lol
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:57,
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lime and chilli piccalilli?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:06,
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i put some jars in my dad's stocking one christmas
he got all different flavoured mustards too, some of them were well tasty:
www.fortnumandmason.com/c-215-mustard-fortnum-and-mason.aspx
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:08,
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truly, the queen of the riveting anecdote
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:09,
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Hey! This one time when she was a letting agent an unremarkable thing happened during a routine part of the job!
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:10,
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did you find those pics on qotw yet?
that was proper lol
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:10,
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what pics?
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:11,
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ah well
guess you don't see all after all.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:13,
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what are you twittering on about, fatso?
/ac
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:19,
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hahaha good one
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:25,
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better that than trying deliberately to upset someone just for the sake of it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:10,
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Yeah let's hear more about the tiles you've been refurbishing for years
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:11,
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the man's on his way, I'll let you know how much the quote is!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:12,
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Live updates, please!
Do you have a webcam? A builder's arse cleavage crawling around your mucky kitchen would make my afternoon.
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:13,
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it's my hallway, not my kitchen
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:16,
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awww man ... I'm sure the Hyacinths were dying to point out that they have a more expensive hob
you awful spoiler
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:18,
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sozzo old pal
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:20,
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i might need some new floors after having the kitchen done
talk amtico to me baby
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:14,
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ha ha 'half a floor' hahahaha 'half a kitchen' hahaha i hope you get 50% off hahaha
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:19,
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If there is one thing I have learned from that last thread, it is that Bonz DEFINITELY works in IT
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:02,
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He really does.
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Kroney, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:11,
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#prayforbonz
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:20,
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I do everyday m8
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:25,
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Thnx bbz
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:40,
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oh boy ... I sure hope this thread gets diverted into IT support for consumer electronics!
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:04,
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I've got my Aha cassette stuck in my Sony Walkman ... dies anybody know how to open the door without shredding it?
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:06,
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Yes.
Post a massive Jive Bunny picture online, admit you're a chutney and before you know it, your A-Ha tape will be in your hand.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:07,
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THANKS!
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:10,
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wubba lubba dub dub
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:06,
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I don't like Jonah Lewis, soz.
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:07,
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sounds a bit jew-ish
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:08,
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Loaner Jewish ahahahahalol
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:11,
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Anti semitism is simply not funny.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:12,
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yes it is
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:14,
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My turntable has scratched all my CDs and music won't come out of my jamos
Do I need an upgraded stylus?
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Peej, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:15,
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No, you need gold plated unidirectional OFC cables and isolators to stop them picking up stray vibrators
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:18,
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My Brother in Law has powder filled cables that are about as round as a 2p coin
I laugh at his stupidity. He goes to audio shows and shows off just how much better the quality of his mythical cables are.
I use 2 core mains flex. Fucking great stuff and sturdy too.
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Peej, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:22,
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mains flex for the win
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:23,
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Enjoys watching "Gun" shows
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:34,
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not one word of this makes sense
apart from picking up stray vibrators
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:22,
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good, good, good stray vibrators
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:29,
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the beach boyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:30,
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You should never pick up a stray vibrator
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:35,
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it's audiophile bollocks
Golf plating helps stop corrosion on the ends, that's about it. OFC cable is oxygen free copper, costs a bomb makes jack shit difference, unidirectional is as laughable as fuck cos it's alternating current that has to go both ways and if you think speaker cables pick up vibrations there really is no hope for you. All bullshit designed to part rich idiots from their cash.
13 amp mains cable with decent ends ftw, unless you have some kind of PA rig which might need a higher current rating.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:29,
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golf plating?
is that to help you get it into the hole in one?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:31,
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golf plating is iron
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:32,
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That will have almost all gone over her head.
The only thing I can be certain of is that she's currently ordering a pair of £300.00 speaker cables and gold plated optical lead.
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Muns, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:32,
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do they do a pink one?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:32,
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I found a male to male lead in pink.
They weren't gold plated though, so I bet the tips of the plug will go rusty if given chance.
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Muns, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:37,
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male to male, eh? sounds a bit gay
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:38,
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Hence the rusty plugs
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:39,
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the pink ones are cheap cr@p, you need these
www.bornrich.com/top-3-most-expensive-audio-cables.html
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:37,
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i had some of those
but YD insisted on borrowing them for a danger wank
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:40,
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At that price more of a posh wank, surely?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:42,
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This is the stuff that really makes me laugh.
www.futureshop.co.uk/product_info.php?products_id=6523
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Muns, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:43,
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I do like the way it says precisely fuck all about the actual piece of wire
but wastes the whole page on a load of guff about the designer working for NASA etc. Could be made of wet string for all you can tell.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:48,
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Hey just because I have a caring side
that means I like to help people doesn't mean you have to be a meany moo poo face OK
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:21,
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caring sides are for the gays
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:28,
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meany moo poo face
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:33,
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^ Gay IT worker
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:34,
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jelly.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2430459
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:35,
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Not even in my Top Ten Tube Lines
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Peej, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:18,
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delete this please
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:35,
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