this sort of thing is the single most bollocking shit wank "news" that makes me want to take journalists and drown them in the papier mache mix of their fucking toxic human interest codswallop

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:40, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

no jury would convict

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:41, Reply)

I've had people fucking me around all day, and I think this is the final straw.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:41, Reply)

99% of people wouldn't share that.
Were you part of the 1% that have a soul?
( Muns, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:43, Reply)

I am an 11 year old boy and I'm dead now.
I didn't share this post and I died. Share with at least 20 of your friends and you can save my life. Share with 40 and you can save yourself
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:45, Reply)

Some people die at 25 and aren't buried till they're 75.
#makeuthink
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:46, Reply)

I love fucking with people who post those things.
Usually the 'pray for this kid with cancer' type stuff. Usually when they go that far, there is evidence that the kid either died or never existed in the first place. Doing that really pisses on their chips.
( Muns, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:47, Reply)

IN HEAVEN

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:48, Reply)

wiv da angles

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:49, Reply)

click 'i like this' if u cry every tiem

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:49, Reply)

^ upset

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:46, Reply)

I just need a hug. and for site contacts to fucking let me do my job.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:48, Reply)

I cant do a hug
but can offer a cheeky reacharound if that will suffice
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:49, Reply)

Pricks. You want me to dirty look them, while pouting and making catty comments?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:56, Reply)

news, you say?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:49, Reply)

read a book called Flat Earth News
that explains why the news is shit
( $imon $quibb ✅, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:59, Reply)