mixed kebab calzone is where decadence really comes into its own.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:21, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Murphy's Pizza Bar in Glasgow used to do meat vindaloo in a calzone.
The dirty delicious bastards.
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:26, Reply)

Totes making that on Saturday now
Fat bastard weekend ahoy!
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:28, Reply)

the pakora bar next door did haggis and black pudding pakora
How I lived there without becoming a gigantic whale is a mystery that can be explained only by supernatural forces or massive drugs.
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:30, Reply)

Surely you mean "birmingham"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:36, Reply)

Hahaha Birmingham!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:36, Reply)

it's funny when colonials pronounce it "Birmingham".

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:37, Reply)

I find it quite amusing when they are aware of their different pronunciation and attempt to pronounce it "Birmingham"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:39, Reply)

it's almost as good as "Edinburgh"

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:43, Reply)

Birmingham was baltis, you racist.
I mean ... "Birmingham" was "baltis", you "racist".
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:37, Reply)

There used to be a long-running newspaper ad in one of our local rags posing the question (and answer): Who brought the famous Birmingham balti to Coventry? This man did.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:38, Reply)

A "local" "hero"

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:40, Reply)

i've had balti in birmingham and brick lane many times
conclusion: manchester is still the best place for curry in the uk
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:41, Reply)

Manchester though.
They manage to combine the sort of self-importance that's usually reserved for londoners with the northern chip-on-shoulder.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:42, Reply)

there's some great bits in manchester
where's jaysums when i need him??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:43, Reply)

In one of the many shit bits of Manchester.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:44, Reply)

sorry, i couldn't hear you with your head inside that MASSIVE BLACK POT

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:47, Reply)

Bit Racist

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:59, Reply)

tangles is now running around looking for a massive burnt joint

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 11:01, Reply)

I know where my stash is.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 11:02, Reply)

Yes, it's just ruined by all the Manchunians.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:48, Reply)

I'm going to Manchester tomorrow
The Uni are looking for a 3D printing machine and, as usual, they have a) no real firm idea of what they want, b)No real idea of what they want it to do and c)No idea of how much these machines cost.
But they reeeeeaaaally want one. Lord save me from academics
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:52, Reply)

Haha yeah educated people really are stupid!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:53, Reply)

They wrote a spec for machine capabilities
One that prints plastics, rubbers and metals - such a machine does not and will not exist. Also, they think a budget of £10k will buy one.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:56, Reply)

Balti isn't even recognised as curry by Indians, it just means bucket.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:44, Reply)

i don't think most of the stuff on most menus would be recognised by indians
there's one in kingston that does chilli curry, or curried chilli, not quite sure which.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:45, Reply)

Chilli paneer is delicious and I commend it to the house.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:48, Reply)

shush, don't do that
more for us when they tear into their greasy animal carcasses
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:51, Reply)

I doubt many British curry house menus would be given that they're mostly from Bangladesh, you "terrible" "racist"

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:47, Reply)

While this is true, their are not massively indistinguishable and I'm sure Indians would recognise Bangladeshi food, "you" terrible "racist"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:52, Reply)

what an utterly meaningless statement

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:46, Reply)

shush grampa
people are talking
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:46, Reply)

talking shit, yes
you can compare one restaurant against another but comparing entire cities is utterly fatuous

You thick, fat foodwrong.
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:49, Reply)

having seen those hilarious pics of you...
not really in a position to criticise anyone else's appearance are you, you wrinkled grey uggo.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:51, Reply)

yerr

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:52, Reply)

good stuff

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:55, Reply)

I still haven't had a balti that beats Imran's in Birmingham.
I insist on going there every time I visit me mum and dad.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:41, Reply)

^^TGGI^^
Imran's FTW
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:53, Reply)