Pretentious making of shotgun video for you all.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lfo1QUGfWZE&channel=BerettaVideos

I thought it was ok.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 16:05, 79 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Bit tasteless considering current affairs.
#Illridewithyou
( Muns, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 16:08, Reply)

I think these shotguns are a bit too classy to sell in Australia.
#shouldertoshoulder
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 16:09, Reply)

The Sydney siege is so an hour ago.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 16:33, Reply)

I didn't watch all of it.
I'm not interested in guns.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 16:10, Reply)

+ except those on well oiled young men

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 16:11, Reply)

It's some kind of slang for biceps, I think. Is that right?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 16:12, Reply)

Yes, from popular film AnchorMan.
'member that film? 'member?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 16:14, Reply)

Its been around as a phrase far longer than that

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 16:18, Reply)

I have not seen this film.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 16:20, Reply)

Yes I am suggesting that you are a bottomist

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 16:17, Reply)

I see.
And you assumed that my type would be the sinewy, oily type, did you?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 16:23, Reply)

Yes
I thought they would be more up your alley that a fat hairy man
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 16:23, Reply)

They could be modified to piledrive yurt pegs.
#illpegwithyou
( Muns, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 16:13, Reply)

Think I might go home for the day.
Not a lot happening in work. The pub might be more interesting.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 16:18, Reply)

Might?
Unless you work in a bouncy castle factory as a quality control tester, then it'll definitely be more interesting.
( Muns, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 16:19, Reply)

He is a professional bikini model greaser
Gets them all shiny for photo shoots
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 16:21, Reply)

Also depends on the pub.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 16:21, Reply)

The Dog & Finger in Brighton.
Always an atmosphere since the mods took over.
( Muns, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 16:23, Reply)

nature watch in 'spoons

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 16:24, Reply)

I see the chocolate hostages have been released.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 16:36, Reply)

fuck off to links
/ac
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 16:55, Reply)

You know how sometimes you finish a mug of tea
and immediately want another? I'm going to have another.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 16:59, Reply)

Doesn't really happen to me.
Sometimes with coffee.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 17:00, Reply)

I'm exactly like this with orgasms.

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 17:01, Reply)

Man.
Once I had a cup of tea, and went to take the last sip, but I'd actually finished it a few minutes before, and forgotten.

It was a terrible, terrible experience.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 17:15, Reply)

NIGHTMARE

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 17:20, Reply)

This is a 39 megapixle photo of a burger
Looks like a mcdonalds burger to me.
i.imgur.com/R1QdxPp.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 17:18, Reply)

Can't believe the NHS pay you to watch YouTube videos.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 17:18, Reply)

They don't I was made redundant.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 17:19, Reply)

Well who pays you to watch YouTube videos now?
I would like this sort of employment.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 17:21, Reply)

He's a self-employed YouTube watcher

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 17:22, Reply)

Probably provides a financial buffer(ing)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 17:35, Reply)

did you preserve your pension?
Assuming it was a DB scheme.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 17:22, Reply)

I did yes.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 17:23, Reply)

the right choice

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 17:24, Reply)

no whisky

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 17:25, Reply)

whiskey

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 17:26, Reply)

pleb

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 17:28, Reply)

it was a joke, you thick-skulled sodomite

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 17:31, Reply)

i know it was a joke on the irreverent web site b3ta, you you you

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 17:59, Reply)

2 meta 4 me m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:00, Reply)

Please flounce again.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 17:23, Reply)

Keep your fingers crossed!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 17:25, Reply)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 17:38, Reply)

Hay Chomps, how's it going? Looking forward to christmas?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 17:37, Reply)

Hey,
not really christmas itself but a few things in the "holiday season" what about you?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 17:45, Reply)

Same really, totally getcha
It's not that i'm down-in-the-dumps too hard, been way worst before, and I didn't even get a christmas last year.....but it doesn't quite feel quite right if you get me. I'll feel better though when I go round Ma's on xmas eve and get some TLC.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 17:48, Reply)

Yeah, I just want it to get to christmas eve, then from boxing day skip to new years eve. then skip back to mid February.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 17:55, Reply)

^ Timelord wannabe

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 17:56, Reply)

Pretty much, Dr Who is shit. That doesn't mean I don't want a TARDIS

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 17:58, Reply)

Yup, that would suite me out nicely. I'm off to Cyprus for the first time in like 5 years, in Jan, and i'm 50/50 on it, really bitter-sweet if you get me. Can't see me going out there again after that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:15, Reply)