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	alright
 	
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 mr horrible up yours, dickface
 mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 17:48,
	
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	 Where the fuck have you been bitch tits?
	Where the fuck have you been bitch tits?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 17:49,
	
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	 hes just been posting as dozer over xmas
	hes just been posting as dozer over xmas
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 18:02,
	
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	 on /talk with the growed ups
	on /talk with the growed ups
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 18:29,
	
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	 alright
	alright 
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 18:44,
	
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	 Don't stop,  never give up
	Don't stop,  never give up
 	Hold your head high and reach the top. 
Let the world see what you have done.
Bring it all back to you.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 19:22,
	
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	 The Guildford Four were innocent, as were the Birmingham Five
	The Guildford Four were innocent, as were the Birmingham Five
 	but S Club 7.......
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 19:23,
	
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	 They know how to throw a party though.
	They know how to throw a party though. 
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 19:33,
	
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	 That Tina, eh?
	That Tina, eh?
 	Cor!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 19:38,
	
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	 Is she the one 'doin' her thing'
	Is she the one 'doin' her thing'
 	or is the the racist one?
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 19:44,
	
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	 she's the fit dusky one
	she's the fit dusky one
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 19:48,
	
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	 Dusky eh?
	Dusky eh?
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:02,
	
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	 Cor!
	Cor!
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:12,
	
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	 'mouthpiece', eh?
	'mouthpiece', eh?
 	/ac
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 22:06,
	
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	 I am now I've finished work.
	I am now I've finished work.
 	Got a massive cup of tea, going to enjoy a nice sit down.
/old lady blog
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 27 Dec 2014, 19:27,
	
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	 Have some biscuits b3th.
	Have some biscuits b3th.
 	Go on. You'll like them.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 19:32,
	
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	 Nah, it's alright.
	Nah, it's alright.
 	I had a mince pie.
And then another mince pie.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 27 Dec 2014, 19:35,
	
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	 Watching owt good on the telly?
	Watching owt good on the telly?
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 19:43,
	
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	 I got Horns on the telly, I don't like Daniel Radcliff with a yank accent
	I got Horns on the telly, I don't like Daniel Radcliff with a yank accent
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 19:45,
	
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	 Well he is on ITV at the moment in a documentary.
	Well he is on ITV at the moment in a documentary. 
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 19:47,
	
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	 Some horror thing called Radcliffe house is on tonight I may record it
	Some horror thing called Radcliffe house is on tonight I may record it
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:29,
	
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	 Watching last night's Big Fat Quiz.
	Watching last night's Big Fat Quiz.
 	I do love that show.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 27 Dec 2014, 19:48,
	
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	 Alright? I'm making Richard's Chili, only this time I've added coffee too.
	Alright? I'm making Richard's Chili, only this time I've added coffee too.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 19:44,
	
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	 Have you put chocolate in this one?
	Have you put chocolate in this one? 
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 19:47,
	
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	 Yup, but I only had Options, forgot to pick up some proper chocolate.
	Yup, but I only had Options, forgot to pick up some proper chocolate.
 	I'm drinking Kahlua at the moment and I think a swig of this would go well in the chili - what do you reckon?
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 19:51,
	
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	 Well, I don't suppose it'll kill you, I say 'go for it!'.
	Well, I don't suppose it'll kill you, I say 'go for it!'.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 19:54,
	
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	 True - could be a revalation, nobody knows. I'll put a swig in
	True - could be a revalation, nobody knows. I'll put a swig in
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:06,
	
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	 What were the other options?
	What were the other options? 
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:08,
	
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	 Oh, I meant the hot-chocolate stuff called Options.
	Oh, I meant the hot-chocolate stuff called Options.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:14,
	
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	 00o0o0oh, the Karlua works well.
	00o0o0oh, the Karlua works well.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:17,
	
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	 I've won a prize in the pub Christmas raffle.
	I've won a prize in the pub Christmas raffle. 
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:04,
	
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	 I hope it's that pub raffle staple 'meat'
	I hope it's that pub raffle staple 'meat'
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:12,
	
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	 Meaty.
	Meaty.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:23,
	
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	 Booze, chocs or mixed grill?
	Booze, chocs or mixed grill?
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:23,
	
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	 Chocolate truffles,  bottle of Baileys, bottle of amaretto and a bottle of brandy.
	Chocolate truffles,  bottle of Baileys, bottle of amaretto and a bottle of brandy.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:27,
	
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	 Why do I feel like there is about to be some terrible punchline coming?
	Why do I feel like there is about to be some terrible punchline coming?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:29,
	
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	 Lol, chocolate.
	Lol, chocolate.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:31,
	
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	 No. Won third prize.
	No. Won third prize.
 	I think,  having heard who won first and second,  prizes were likely awards based on spend.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:34,
	
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	 I don't get it, how is that even funny.............
	I don't get it, how is that even funny.............
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:36,
	
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	 It isn't.
	It isn't. 
 	Just means I need to increase spend next year.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:46,
	
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	 Moar booze then?
	Moar booze then?
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:52,
	
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	 Reckon so.
	Reckon so.
 	As a publican I assume you approve.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:54,
	
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	 Of course!
	Of course!
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:57,
	
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	 Evening, how did all your crimblepops go? I think I may have broken my record for the Boxing Day download :)
	Evening, how did all your crimblepops go? I think I may have broken my record for the Boxing Day download :)
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:23,
	
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	 Doc?
	Doc?
 	We were all worried that you died in a horrible house fire
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:28,
	
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	 That's what dozer wants. Nah, been busy mate, family and work. How wuz Crimbo? Crywanking in your unheated bedsit?
	That's what dozer wants. Nah, been busy mate, family and work. How wuz Crimbo? Crywanking in your unheated bedsit?
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:31,
	
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	 Boozer busy for Crimbo then?
	Boozer busy for Crimbo then?
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:35,
	
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	 Eve, hammered. Day between 12&2, regulars. Not many, wasn't really worth it. Boxing Day busy too, it's quiet tonight.  Good Crimbo?
	Eve, hammered. Day between 12&2, regulars. Not many, wasn't really worth it. Boxing Day busy too, it's quiet tonight.  Good Crimbo?
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:37,
	
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	 I'm not a fan of the festive season,  but it was okay thanks.
	I'm not a fan of the festive season,  but it was okay thanks.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:47,
	
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	 I'm not mad on it, when you have a kid you have to make an effort.
	I'm not mad on it, when you have a kid you have to make an effort.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:52,
	
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	 Best EVAH crywank since I got the callor gas heater
	Best EVAH crywank since I got the callor gas heater
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:35,
	
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	 Don't die of carbon monoxide poisoning, you're one of the better ones here.
	Don't die of carbon monoxide poisoning, you're one of the better ones here.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:38,
	
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	 Faint praise.....damn faint praise
	Faint praise.....damn faint praise
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:39,
	
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	 Between fourth and fifth at mo.
	Between fourth and fifth at mo.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:40,
	
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	 I wasn't
	I wasn't
 	
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 Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later
 Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 21:03,
	
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	 Hello person I don't think I recognise.
	Hello person I don't think I recognise.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 21:06,
	
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	 Evenin Doc Barman person
	Evenin Doc Barman person
 	I'll have a large gin please
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 Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later
 Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 21:16,
	
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	 Np.
	Np.
 	House rubbish, or decent?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 21:22,
	
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	 As long as it's a double I don't care
	As long as it's a double I don't care
 	
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 Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later
 Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 21:32,
	
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	 *hands bottle*
	*hands bottle*
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 21:40,
	
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	 ^prepares bill
	^prepares bill
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 21:46,
	
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	 *throws in peanuts*
	*throws in peanuts*
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 21:50,
	
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	 ^adds 'credit card surcharge''
	^adds 'credit card surcharge''
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 21:51,
	
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	 We don't actually do that :((
	We don't actually do that :((
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 21:53,
	
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