I do know a guy that quite regularly has a bowl of instant stuffing with ketchup as a meal.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:28, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

It's you, isn't it?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:29, Reply)

me sir?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:31, Reply)

with your weird cambridgeshire ways.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:34, Reply)

fucking hell.
My old housemate used to throw super noodles over the top of pie and chips.

I've also seen people microwave a whole haggis and just mash it up with a fork and shovel it in.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:30, Reply)

I've done that. I like haggis.
My old housemate used to eat super noodles on toast and consider it a proper meal.
( Peej, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:32, Reply)

It's not abhorrent, but if you've got basic cooking facilities you could get some gravy out.
And have some (s)mash.

I also like haggis; the Nepalese I went to at the weekend did haggis pakora.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:34, Reply)

I've only done it in work where they only had a microwave,
At home I boil it, spread it on a baking tray and bake it.
( Peej, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:35, Reply)

The co-op down the road does tinned steak pie filling.
I've considered whether I can knock up a 'banquet' involving it, smash some peas and the works boiler/microwave.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:37, Reply)

Last Burns night
we went to a do round a friends and there was also vegetarian haggis which was rather odd
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:45, Reply)

I can never understand why vegeterians try to make food that looks/tastes like the products they refuse to eat?
If and when I choose to eat a vegetarian dish it's precisely because it's not meat.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:54, Reply)

It was basically barley mushed up
The missus is a foodwrong so I often do quorn based dishes which are ok, her point is that its the "food with a face" bollocks rather than the taste or look, so she can have imitation meat.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:56, Reply)

Vegans are even worse
I've had to be quite rude to one that insisted on shoving their foodwronger beliefs down peoples throats
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:01, Reply)

Well of course you do, because if you wanted a dish that looks/tastes like meat you can eat meat.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:57, Reply)

^ This

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:02, Reply)

So what do you not understand?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:07, Reply)

If the idea of eating meat is so abhorrent why try to simulate them

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:09, Reply)

+t

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:11, Reply)

Perhaps not all vegetarians find the look/taste of meat to be abhorrent

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:24, Reply)

What percentage of them would be your guess?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:26, Reply)

I don't care

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:26, Reply)

You cared enough to bring it up

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:31, Reply)

fray bentos tin pie, smash and a tin of marrowfat peas.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:35, Reply)

Smash + Beans + Corned Beef when I'm 'ere.
/ac
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:36, Reply)

FUCK MARROWFAT PEAS
vile things.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:54, Reply)

My ex used to mix up packets of stuffing mix with hot water and eat them out of the bowl.
No ketchup though, that's just wrong.
( Peej, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:31, Reply)

Please make up your own joke about her liking a good stuffing

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:41, Reply)

she needed the energy to shag all your mates.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:41, Reply)

Then why not just eat bread and herbs?

( Peej, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:43, Reply)

Mates?

( Peej, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:43, Reply)

Trojans?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:44, Reply)

Dulux?

( Peej, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:47, Reply)

Andrex?

( Peej, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:47, Reply)

Nicole?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:47, Reply)

Bleu?

( Peej, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:48, Reply)