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Terrorists shot up a french magazine office
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-30710883?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbc_breaking&ns_source=twitter&ns_linkname=news_central
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:47, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

The french terrorists are really going for it, aren't they?

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Muns, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:50, Reply)

I'm slightly impressed that within an hour the president is there.
Wouldn't happen in many other countries.
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Peej, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:52, Reply)

Yep, I don't see that happening here.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:53, Reply)

I would think that here was a little beyond the French president's remit

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:54, Reply)

Isnt that a cheese

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:55, Reply)

French president's rennet

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:17, Reply)

But if he is coming over, do you think he'd get me some baccy and wine in one of those hypermarkets?
I can give him the cash when he gets here.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:56, Reply)

Any shit like that happens over the next five months, every political leader will be there.
They'll go back to not giving a fuck after the election.
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Muns, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:55, Reply)

"National Security"
Which is bollocks really. If someone shot David Cameron the nation wouldn't suffer, they'd just replace him.
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Peej, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:55, Reply)

They wouldnt need to
he is the first in a line of "westworld" style androids, they would simple patch him up and reboot
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:55, Reply)

they hate Hollande even more than we hate Cameron.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:56, Reply)

I hate you more than Hollande and Cameron combined.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:06, Reply)

Even with their 1p sale?

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:17, Reply)

I hate you more than Holland & Barratt.
BOOM! SATIRE!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:20, Reply)

You are the Gordon Brown of /OT.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:21, Reply)

If only he were the John Smith of OT

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:27, Reply)

Hey now look here
Cameron has already tweeted to say that terrorism is bad, so he has defo done his bit.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:54, Reply)

I was thinking more of America TBH
I can't imagine the secret service letting Obama anywhere near the place
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Peej, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:59, Reply)

unless there was a bombing in a field of watermelons.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:02, Reply)

3dgy

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:03, Reply)

it's how I roll.
deal with it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:04, Reply)

have you finally lost the other foot and got wheels?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:05, Reply)

Stunned and the Wheelies!

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:07, Reply)

*signs in*
*clicks dis*
*signs out*
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:08, Reply)

hahahaha.
It's like Starlight Express around here at the moment.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:20, Reply)

Really camp?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:27, Reply)

inexplicably popular?

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:27, Reply)

Written by a toad-like rich man who somehow manages to shag pretty girls?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:28, Reply)

his best feature is that he's slightly less revolting than most withered old billionaires

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:30, Reply)

And if you fuck him you'll probably be a lead in a play for a few years.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:32, Reply)

oh boy! I've always wanted to play The Dane

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:33, Reply)

shut up, you cunt.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:29, Reply)

To be fair
it's a rubbish magazine
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:13, Reply)

it's alright
it's basically a low brow Private Eye
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:21, Reply)

Zackly, see? "Low brow"
"Low brow"

For thick people, not like me, who is very clever, and can spell polysyllables and everything.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:24, Reply)

it's got cartoons so you don't even need to read the short words

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:25, Reply)

Maximising their market share and pushing forward into a wider audience.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:28, Reply)

and pissing off fundamentalist islamists

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:28, Reply)

This is my favourite bit of reporting so far this millenia:
"Police have warned French media to be on alert and pay attention to security following the attack."
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:23, Reply)

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