Happy Frogday one and all!!!
Alt: Ten years. I could have killed her and been out on parole by now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:28, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alroght DG

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:31, Reply)

hahaha look at this it's like an old war poster you can change to literally anything and it still makes sense!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:32, Reply)

Oh now that IS clever.
Thanks internet chum!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:35, Reply)

my pleasure. and google images, don't think i wasted my time making that because i didn't and wouldn't..

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:36, Reply)

Hey, it's the typing the words into a search engine that counts

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:37, Reply)

at least youve achieved your dream of being married to a plain if stupid wife trapped forever in your hometown

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:32, Reply)

Dream big, that's what I always say.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:35, Reply)

by virtue of having found someone approximating a woman you've virtuely won offtopic

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:38, Reply)

Come now, you're being modest - I'm second place behind you, at best.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:39, Reply)

Not wishing to blow my own trumpet but I certainly am the least biggest retard here.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:42, Reply)

You're full of yourself, aren't you?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:44, Reply)

^jelly of my pancreatic skillz

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:46, Reply)

and kidney function

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:00, Reply)

It's quite an achievement.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:47, Reply)

I'm not really up for the whole murdering thing but I have been trying to drive mine away for years and she just won't leave me.

( Peej, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:37, Reply)

I know what you mean, I don't get it - I'm horrible to her, I ignore everything she says, I try to make her life as miserable as possible and yet she's still here.
Women are weird.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:38, Reply)

don't forget you're really ugly too
and you smell like eggy lentil farts
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:10, Reply)

and fat I bet.

( Peej, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:15, Reply)

no, he's more like a beanpole*
a beanpole made of hair and mung beans with a vague resemblance to the sheriff of nottingham in "prince of thieves"



*i don't really know what he looks like, but this sounds about right
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:17, Reply)

Yeah yeah, like you don't stalk my facebook profile all the time

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:21, Reply)

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:25, Reply)

Delete this picture of me please.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:31, Reply)

let me finish my wank first

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:39, Reply)

You done yet?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:44, Reply)

lend us a thumb

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:50, Reply)

Ok, but I'd like you to wash it afterwards this time

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:55, Reply)

The Sheriff of Nottingham in "Prince of Thieves"
was a very handsome chap
( Peej, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:29, Reply)

So is tangiers

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:30, Reply)