Boring Thursday is boring.
I've just had some data entry thrust upon me (yeah yeah, strikethrough BENT IN ME).
What are your woes?

alt. what are your wins?

altalt. Happy Birthday Frog! What have you all got him?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 14:40, 35 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

WOE: not being a multi-millionnaire playboy
WINS: being amazing anyway.

Altalt: a lovely thought.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 14:49, Reply)

I am Thor!
In the admittedly somewhat limited sense that every time I go outside today the sun shines and every time I come back inside it pisses down.
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 14:54, Reply)

You're Thor? I can hardly pith!

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 14:56, Reply)

Put thome cream on it then

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 14:56, Reply)

Too thlow, grampth.

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 14:57, Reply)

thod it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 14:57, Reply)

YETH!!

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 16:17, Reply)

YD was thor when he got pillaged by my Mjolnir
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 14:57, Reply)

I got him a camouflage wetsuit and flippers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 14:55, Reply)

You killed it jase

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 15:10, Reply)

he's ruined my special day

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 15:14, Reply)

Are you meeting any of your real friends for a birthday drink or just internet?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 15:20, Reply)

i don't have any real friends

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 15:22, Reply)

Ich habe hunger
Alt:
It isn't long until the end of the day
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 15:15, Reply)

Woes are the stupid amount of coddling the supposed academic elite need to help them make a simple decision
Alt: Massive bonus next payday
Altalt: Some nice garlic butter for his legs - his tasty, tasty legs.....
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 15:26, Reply)

I'm thirsty and I haven't had any presents.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 15:26, Reply)

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( $$ ✅, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 15:49, Reply)

It's.......beautiful

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 16:06, Reply)

H̹͈̥̲͚͎̲ap̤͚͍̪̞̹̹pͅy̳̝ ̫̩̦̻̠ͅ

̝̰B̘͉̫͔̖̼̬i͚̥̠͇̟r̝t̺ḥ̙̱̖̟͍d̤̘̪̯͇̟̫a̝̩̩̞y̪̣ ͍̥̰
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͔͚͙͈M̜̣̲̗̠̖͍E̩͙͓̯A̜̺̭͕͙̫ͅTS̹̫̰̜̜ͅͅṊA̗̳͇̰͓̩K̭̯̠̹̟͔E͚͙̠
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 16:12, Reply)

What the fuck is that?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 16:20, Reply)

ZALGO
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͍̮̼̳
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( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 16:22, Reply)

ok

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 16:25, Reply)

knowyourmeme.com/memes/zalgo
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 16:34, Reply)

I recommend having a drink
and getting better RL friends, If I really knew you and lived down in that there London you would have had a nice prezzie from me by now
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 16:05, Reply)

Thanks man, I'm off for a pint now.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 16:06, Reply)

Alright Marc Almond no need to boast

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 16:08, Reply)

altalt: www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00KTJHXN4/
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 15:40, Reply)

or maybe
local.amazon.co.uk/East-London/B00R35QT5K
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 16:22, Reply)

I've paid swipey the going rate to give him a gobjob tonight
30p
( Peej, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 15:46, Reply)

Bloody helll, THREE blowies

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 15:48, Reply)

closest she gets to a proper meal

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 16:06, Reply)

it's the fact she pops it in with a fork that makes it worth 30p

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 16:16, Reply)

hur hur man-yoghurt

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 16:22, Reply)

Well this is shit - I'm off to the juicer.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 16:36, Reply)