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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
i reeeeaaalllly want tomorrow off.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:09,
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Any particular reason?
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Kroney, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:13,
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You said whine.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:15,
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I see.
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Kroney, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:16,
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I have of a device that you can use to create a vacuum in an open wine bottle
so that the rest of it doesn't go off, who the hell doesn't finish a bottle of wine once its opened
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:11,
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My mum bought herself a 'glass measurer' like a big shot thimble for wine.
She didn't like me pointing out that it was utterly pointless because the minute the cork's out we all know she's finishing it off.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:13,
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Gays.
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Kroney, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:14,
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DAMN STRAIGHT
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:15,
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I has one of those
in the back of the kitchen cupboard somewhere, unused
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:15,
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Aren't they bollocks anyway? like those pump things that Tupperware sold to re-pressurise coke bottles.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:17,
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^^this. Also beer.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:12,
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Might as well, goes off if you leave it.
Like rum.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:12,
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ru y
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:15,
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