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I've just opened a packet of Jaffa Cakes so they're not going to last very longWhat doesn't last very long once you've opened it?
ALT Best film you've watched recently. I watched Whiplash last night and it was fucking brilliant. Who knew drumming could be so nerve wracking.
ALT2 Beetroot Y/N
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Well, it's no "Hi Friends How's It Going?"but give it a fucking chance you whiny little bitch
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I hope you have to watch everyone you have ever loved die slowly and painfully whilst you stand unable to help.(
Peej, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:09,
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A box of Ritz crackers in our houseALT
I rather enjoyed Shooter for mindless head exploding violence
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Y to the motherfucking es. I love beetroot
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:03,
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those 'tubes' of crisps, i find that once i have removed the plastic lid and foil seal i might as well not bother replacing the lid as i cannot stop eating themthey should use this phenomenon in their marketing and advertising really as i can't believe i'm the only one who does this
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:03,
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OMG me tooI thought I was the only one who once removing the lid was unable to prevent myself from consuming the entire tube
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The knock-off ones in lidl for a quid are pretty good, seeing as it's relevant.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:11,
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I've thought of a slogan they can useOnce you pop the MSG prevents you from being able to stop eating them!
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Peej, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:20,
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Neau wai! Did you read in the Metro about that Chinee bird who cut her husband's cock off twice?!?!?!?!?
The second time she threw it out of the hospital window, having cut it off after the reattachment surgery, and they think a dog or cat ran off with it!
lol
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.... And now it's only 5' 4".....(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:20,
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I have of a device that you can use to create a vacuum in an open wine bottleso that the rest of it doesn't go off, who the hell doesn't finish a bottle of wine once its opened
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My mum bought herself a 'glass measurer' like a big shot thimble for wine.She didn't like me pointing out that it was utterly pointless because the minute the cork's out we all know she's finishing it off.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:13,
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I has one of thosein the back of the kitchen cupboard somewhere, unused
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Aren't they bollocks anyway? like those pump things that Tupperware sold to re-pressurise coke bottles. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:17,
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Might as well, goes off if you leave it. Like rum.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:12,
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I watched three good films on the trot at the weekend:The Double - looks ace - reminiscent of Brazil
Wolf Of Wall Street - great fun - reminiscent of Goodfellas
12 Years A Slave - soon to be made into a musical, along with Schindler's List.
Beetroot is horrible. My local pub has gone craft ale and gastro, and they put it in their burgers, ffs. Ugh. Anyone who likes it is a freak and a weirdo in the wrong ways and should be shot.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:09,
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Ah - really?That's inneressin, because the owner's BiL, who oversees the daily running, is one. Or a kiwi (tomato/tomato, right?).
I shall blame him thoroughly in the face next time I'm there.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:21,
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Parma hamalso Alpen never survives the week.
alt: it's not recent but I thought Rust and Bone was superb.
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you try to take one slice and two come with itnext thing you know half of the packet is gone and you haven't even shut the fridge door yet.
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ALT: Watched Predestination at the weekend, that was very good.I also watched Inside Llewyn Davis last night, that was alright and all.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:16,
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sounds like a load of gash. is this the one that was filmed over 15 years or whatever?
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I thought ILD was a bit ... meh.Nice enough, but I can't really remember anything about it.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:22,
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It was alright to watch yeah, but it's typical cohen brothers where not much happens.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:35,
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Stay classy, Jimmywww.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2905867/Whole-Lotta-Love-Led-Zeppelin-guitar-hero-Jimmy-Page-71-takes-actress-girlfriend-s-age-dinner-Nando-s.html
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:48,
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If I was a multi-millionaire rock star I'd do this.Indeed, I'd go as far as to say multi-millionaire rock stars SHOULD do this.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:57,
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hey that's the actual nandos branch i've been in....twice!!!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:59,
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Thankfully Brian from popular musical combo 'East 17' can still rock it like a ledgewww.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2908760/East-17-s-Brian-Harvey-smashes-sales-discs-achieved-pop-career-posts-bizarre-video-outburst-online.html
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you're talking about a guy here who managed to run over himselfsurely the darwin awards need their own category for that level of special
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 12:09,
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Careful now, he's closing in on 'the truth'www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pqQy-JC3nU
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i hate these cunts who don't pay their bills on some made up point of 'principle', he'd get more sympathy if he just said 'i'm skint', not from me though, I think he's a knob(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 12:16,
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Because I'm one of them lizard folk he don't like(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 12:18,
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they do awfully long links don't they?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 12:10,
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they quite handily sum everything up so you don't have to even bother clicking on it askturally(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 12:12, Reply)
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2908760/East-17-s-Brian-Harvey-eats-too-many-baked-potatos-smashes-sales-discs-achieved-pop-career-posts-bizarre-video-outburst-runs-himself-over-online.html
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Peej, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 12:14,
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I think you can write what you like www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2908760/Geordie-Jay-fucks-brian-harvey-right-up-the-million-selling-award
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Peej, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 12:15,
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www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2908760/Stephen-Ill-tell-you-why-Because-this-book-is-balls-thats-why-It-is-complete-balls-Hugh-Im-afraid-I-really-cant-agree-with-you-there-Stephen-I-want-to-read-a-book-that-doesnt-go-on-about-window-seats-youve-never-even-heard-of-and-then-has-some-mad-bitch-whos-supposed-to-be-dead-calling-you-reader-all-the-time-Hugh-What-about-this-proving-very-popular-Hugh-hands-Stephen-a-book-Stephen-Whats-this-Hugh-The-Invalid-by-Myra-Penworthy-Fennerweave-Stephen-Any-good-Hugh-Excellent-Stephen-starts-to-read-Stephen-Talbot-entered-the-room-in-a-feverish-haste-bearing-his-precious-cargo-before-him-like-a-votive-offering-Elizabeth-lay-back-on-her-bed-her-face-pale-and-pinched-Richard-is-that-you-she-moaned-plaintively-Oh-this-is-just-complete-BALLS-Balls-balls-balls-Hugh-Its-not-actually-Its-true-It-actually-happened-Stephen-Oh-double-balls-and-bollocks
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Peej, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 12:31,
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no, i didn't get anything. not even a present.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 12:38,
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on the plus sideshe said your dad appreciated the time she spent with him
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:28,
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imagine sliding up and down on his whittled, wrinkly, bobbin for a couple of minutes. (
$$ ✅, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 12:58,
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I assume their relationship is entirely a love matchand the fact that he has millions and she needs a career boost has nothing to do with it.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:12,
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Any food tbh.Alt. I rewatched The Cube on Netflix the other day. That's still pretty good. Also; The Machine, seems to be a pretty similar story line to that Ex Machina that's out now.
I'd give it 7 popcorns.
alt2. Y
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:54,
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I'll put all your furniture in the gardenAnd all your CDs in the freezer
Cut up your credit cards and bank cards
And you won't like THAT.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 12:34,
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Lee Scratch Perry.So it might as well be.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 12:49,
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chocolate fingers. whole box in one mouthful.Alt: I watched the Princess Diaries on the weekend while so hhungover I couldn't move. It was alright, let down by its soundtrack in the most part. And the acting. And the story. And the script. Actually, it was terrible, but part of me really enjoyed it. Maybe I'm queer. Or a 14 year old girl.
Alt: facking lav a bit of beetroot
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Jan 2015, 12:43,
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Chocolate fingers and enjoying films aimed at thirteen year old girls = Gay.It also suggests that you're a taker.
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Muns, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 12:48,
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I'm OK with that.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Jan 2015, 12:50,
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I think we're all ok with this news(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:24,
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It was the part of you that wants to put your winky in Anne Hathaway.Happy to help.
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Kroney, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 12:50,
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probably.How's life "in the gutter"
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Jan 2015, 12:55,
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It's great. All these people drop their Ts and Hs and talk about Eastenders!(
Kroney, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:03,
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Yeah, so far!I actually am quite tragically excited by all the uniform and safety gear I'll be getting.
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Kroney, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:24,
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Uniforms are for underlingssorry to be the bearer
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:59,
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Wine generally gets drunk, even the white rubbish the GF leaves in my fridgeAlt: Probably Dredd (the Karl Urban version). Fairly true to the source material I thought.
Alt2: Recently had it roasted for the first time, lovely like that. Pickled can fuck off.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:15,
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Pretty sure it may have come up at Meatsnake's birthdaywhen you harangued her on Michael Gove for 4 hours.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:53,
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congratulations on keeping your new relationship a secret for so long(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:24, Reply)
One doesn't like to brag(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:53,
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Have you mentioned this girlfriend you supposedly have on Facebook at all?I think it might be the sort of thing people might like to see.
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Kroney, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:25,
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I believe I've clicked the relationship thingy(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:54,
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"Mrs Lighty"I did enjoy Dredd.
There were rumours of a sequel that never got off the ground. Would loved to have seen the Dark Judges on the big screen
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:30,
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i fucking love jaffa cakes, methose yard long boxes that they do at christmas are a challenge that must one day be met.
alt: i liked the imitation game. i also hear great things about birdman and the stephen hawking one.
alt2: fuck no
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:15,
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just because you can't even meet the one inch challenge(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:21,
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She tries daily, but constantly (and most would say intentionally) falls short by the tiniest crumb. Every day she lies to herself, saying that tomorrow will be the day she does it. Every day the same sorry scenario unfolds.
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Muns, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:24,
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don't you startand no. either mushroom stroganoff or a burrito in a box, ie no wrap.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:31,
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if theres no wrap how can it be a burrito?the folding of the wrap defines the food, surely?
Or all you have is meat and leaves, or in your case just leaves.
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brown rice or salad leavespeppers and onions, courgettes carrots and tofu, mushrooms, black beans, guacamole, sour cream, cheese, jalapenos.
what's not to cream your pants over?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:45,
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you need the head of marketing for poncho 8(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:50,
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She thinks a tenner is reasonable for a salad, so I'm estimating fourteen quid.(
Muns, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:46,
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eh upeverybody's favourite funsponge is here to suck away all the light hearted humour and banter
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:28,
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