I bought a load of spam to give to the stray dogs, but then the key on the tin broke and I couldn't get to the meat....
... so they were following me around for about an hour and there was nothing I could do.

I then last night saw a puppy who went missing a few days ago, so I rang up who I thought was the owner, who said they don't want it, so there was nothing I could do there either.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:06, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

dog botherer.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:07, Reply)

Much better than people

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:08, Reply)

Same thing happened when you had that peanut butter on your penis.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:08, Reply)

a er
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:13, Reply)