Soup talk finally killed that. What nice things have you done for the lolz?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 14:58, 90 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Not for lolz as such
but I ended up bringing in a plug in radiator on the Metro yesterday so that my mate's husband could take it home as they were getting their boiler replaced and didn't want their twins to freeze to death
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:01, Reply)

Good lad, I did ym

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:02, Reply)

bit gay

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:03, Reply)

Nice is the word you are looking for

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:03, Reply)

Too fucking right, it's nice to be nice.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:05, Reply)

Damn right

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:05, Reply)

Are you two fucking?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:09, Reply)

YES
Nicely though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:11, Reply)

Shut UP

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:14, Reply)

...and suck it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:28, Reply)

No.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:11, Reply)

How do you get Geordie Jay to sleep with your wife?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:05, Reply)

Shit in her cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:06, Reply)

Ew.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:07, Reply)

Alright Jay, we're up your neck of the woods later.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:11, Reply)

Oh great!
*locks door and closes curtains*

what are you up to?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:14, Reply)

Beer festival at the velodrome, might hang about the village and waggle my buns too.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:16, Reply)

On a Tuesday?
Good luck to you, it's usually full of toothless Benefit cheats
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:18, Reply)

watch out Manchester! It's jaysums big night out!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:18, Reply)

Great! Out for a meal tonight, do one of those stuff your face, all you can eat buffets. Festival tomorrow. Cottaging Thursday.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:20, Reply)

+ choking for cock.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:21, Reply)

Hahahahaha.
I love that joke.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:07, Reply)

I... erm... nah... got nothing, sorry.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:06, Reply)

I bought a load of spam to give to the stray dogs, but then the key on the tin broke and I couldn't get to the meat....
... so they were following me around for about an hour and there was nothing I could do.

I then last night saw a puppy who went missing a few days ago, so I rang up who I thought was the owner, who said they don't want it, so there was nothing I could do there either.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:06, Reply)

dog botherer.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:07, Reply)

Much better than people

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:08, Reply)

Same thing happened when you had that peanut butter on your penis.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:08, Reply)

a er
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:13, Reply)

have any of you ever read this
www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris

It's a whole website just about stalking some online autism, it's impressive.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:08, Reply)

Wow

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:12, Reply)

There's hundreds of pages...

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:14, Reply)

www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Carlos_Chantor
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:15, Reply)

I only read a bit of the transscript here....
www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Julie_Reveals_Herself

But I don't see how they can be proud of that, there's no lulz, it's pure bullying a disabled person. Whoever that Max person is should be so beyond ashamed.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:33, Reply)

An entire book could be written about how the fuck that website came about.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:48, Reply)

what a waste of blood and organs.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:14, Reply)

Virgin with rage? Does he post here?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:15, Reply)

I had (briefly) wondered what AA was up to

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:18, Reply)

AA isn't a autism life fail, he's just not very interesting.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:19, Reply)

he reeks of bedsit failure just like chris

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:24, Reply)

Chris still lives with his Mum.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:29, Reply)

Mind piss
He does look a lot like him doesn't he.
( Peej, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:41, Reply)

lol
www.sonichu.com/cwcki/26_December_2014
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:34, Reply)

i am a kind, generous and thoughtful man, that's true enough, but quite how this could be done 'for the lolz' is something i don't understand

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:13, Reply)

Hi! Here's a present.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!oneELEVEN!11
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:15, Reply)

Here homeless person, have this brand new coat so you don't freeze to death hahahahahaha

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:16, Reply)

Laughter, the best of gifts.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:17, Reply)

Laughter is bent, I prefer banter or bants

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:19, Reply)

you're improving slightly.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:22, Reply)

gr8 thanks oh wonderous lord of the internet, so glad you're here to arbitrate with your rapier wit and humourous asides, you fucking great bell end.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:26, Reply)

Ty

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:27, Reply)

Fo

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:35, Reply)

That's NUMBERWANG!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:16, Reply)

Gave an 'Arry an Ayerton the other day.
I was a bit pissed and loved-up, though.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:20, Reply)

Ayrton.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:22, Reply)

*grammer

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:25, Reply)

You gave a Japanese person £10?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:23, Reply)

Yes.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:25, Reply)

£10 is a cockle or cock & hen.
Japanese person is a kitchen tap.

HTH.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:28, Reply)

This has been marked Cockney 16 Mockney 97

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:42, Reply)

In a show of solidarity with white van men and builders across the UK
I've just punched Lucy-Anne Holmes in the tits.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:33, Reply)

She doesn't like Page 3
because she is an ugly, flat-chested cunt.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:49, Reply)

I send former poster and much missed "FRIEND" Monty Boyce the odd USB key with films on as he is in to film
The lolz part is I hide a virus on them which downloads child porn on to his HDD and am going to call the filth soon.
( Peej, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:34, Reply)

genuine officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:41, Reply)

I do nice things to be nice, I don't know how 'lolz' would ever enter into it
How is everyone btw?
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:51, Reply)

dreadful
I have a cold AGAIN.

But you won't catch me complaining about it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:52, Reply)

Take some massive drugs and have a crywank you big baby

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:54, Reply)

gladly

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:04, Reply)

Good boy, now stick out your tongue...

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:05, Reply)

Do you have some envelopes that need sealing?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:22, Reply)

I assumed they were out of toilet paper

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:42, Reply)

everyone is fine

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:55, Reply)

I doubt it

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:55, Reply)

well, everyone i care about is fine

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:56, Reply)

So you and your budgie are fine? Got it.

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:56, Reply)

Lemmy's not that mad on him tbh.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:58, Reply)

we are, thank you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:08, Reply)

No thought about your better half then?

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:11, Reply)

Nah

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:28, Reply)

I just put a hot water bottle and a blanket around my beer.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 15:57, Reply)

+ belly

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:02, Reply)

I hope you die tomorrow.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:01, Reply)

Don't be mean you big meanie

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:03, Reply)