Last takeaway was cod chips mushy peas and whitebait, it was ace, thanks. Not much more to add, apart from they charged me 50p for some tomato sauce but the bird who fancies me in there usually gives it to me for nuffin so that was a bit of a low
Alt: yeah it's alright living in a flat worth loads in a nice area whilst also having a 3 bedroom property sitting empty with a token mortgage on. If I were to move I'd go to Dungeness because it's bleak and empty like my head.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:06, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

When she tires of you, and throws you out, taking custody of lemmy, you'll be back to your cold empty house and pricey train tickets. Just a thought.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:12, Reply)

lemmy AND rocky

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:17, Reply)

Have you got Rocky home now?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:20, Reply)

yep
he's tiny and sooooo cute.

and he can fly like a fucking bullet from a gun. poor bumbling lemmy is going to be like the fat kid on sports day :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:26, Reply)

How is lemmy with him? Lemmy sounds a bit rubbish really.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:28, Reply)

nooooooooooo
lemmy is sweet, he's just a bit shit at flying.

we've only let them have a quick peek so far; lemmy is utterly intrigued. rocky just looks at him as if to say, "only 1 of you?"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:34, Reply)

Separate rooms?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:38, Reply)

at the moment, aye
when rocky is tame and settled, they will go in together, we hope.

otherwise that's a LOT of cleaning up shit for poor frog.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:53, Reply)

How much do these things shit all over the place? Is there dollops of shit and piss everywhere ? Eww

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:59, Reply)

fewer
are
(Mr Udagawa, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 19:00, Reply)

yeah they don't have a colostomy bag like you, andrew marr
hahaha yeah
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 19:03, Reply)

jeez it's just a question. Why all so upset

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 19:22, Reply)

I'm just jealous

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 19:23, Reply)

fascinating fact for you
they don't piss - because of where they come from, their bodies absorb all the liquid. they do tiny little dry pellets that are immediately wiped up with a disinfectant wipe.

not sure if it's better or worse than shovelling dog shit into a bag. that happens less frequently, but dog shit is soooooo much worse.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 19:09, Reply)

less fewer
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 19:10, Reply)

and by immediately you mean you find pellets of shite everywhere. That's really cool and hygienic sounding too.

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 19:23, Reply)

LIKE SHALALALALALA A LICKITY BOM DE BOM

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 19:24, Reply)

I meant for you and frog, lollollol.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 19:13, Reply)

Of course, we aren't married. As Christians we believe that is Gods will.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 19:14, Reply)

Cool story bro. Stick to your failing pub and moribund family life eh?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:21, Reply)

i need some medical advice
Can anyone here give me some serious advice?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:24, Reply)

suicide cures anything

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:25, Reply)

I can practise med till the end of the month. Do you need a sick note, or a bum fingering?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:27, Reply)

nah, i have itchy arms

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:28, Reply)

First sign of Ebola

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:39, Reply)

In my professional opinion, you're a bender.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:42, Reply)

I suggest you don't get it checked out.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:43, Reply)

Sounds like early stages of
JIMMY HILL-ITUS.

If it speads to your chin then no one will believe you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:46, Reply)

A short course of chinny reckons should clear it up

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:57, Reply)

no, it's not supposed to be that small

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:29, Reply)

we're talking about your intellect, yes?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:31, Reply)

NICE ONE!!!1111!!111ONEELEVEN!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:38, Reply)