My gardens great. Its full of brick and rubble and theres a fires of pallets and plastic on it at least once a week

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:22, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I love a good pallet fire

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:24, Reply)

Pallets ftw
I'm still burning the old fence that I acquired from our neighbour when she had 240' of it replaced round her entire garden. I've almost burnt all the slats but haven't as yet started on the big posts
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:26, Reply)

I love fire.
Palletts burn like billy-o. I got some fire powder for Xmas. It makes a campfire burn bright and different colours or saink.

It's just sachets of copper chloride and shit like that.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:32, Reply)

like this?
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/321025552048?limghlpsr=true&hlpv=2&ops=true&viphx=1&hlpht=true&lpid=108&chn=ps&device=c&adtype=pla&crdt=0&ff3=1&ff11=ICEP3.0.0-L&ff12=67&ff13=80&ff14=108&ff19=0
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:41, Reply)

yer

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:46, Reply)

Ironically YM started on my big post last night

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:42, Reply)

also
(I could be doing maths wrong here) but doesn't that make her garden something like 6000 sqft?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:45, Reply)

YM's gash is 6000sqft

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:46, Reply)

I should have seen that one shouldn't I

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:47, Reply)

FROM SPACE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:48, Reply)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:49, Reply)

splendid

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:51, Reply)

POTD

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:51, Reply)

JUST LIKE MM's
hey wait a minute
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:54, Reply)

my friend fitted the victorian fireplace they ripped out of their dining room into their fence in the back garden
now she can't decide if it looks cool or tacky.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:29, Reply)

tacky
see also Belfast sinks, twee wheelbarrows with gnomes climbing out and old rusting ploughs
(Mr Udagawa, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:33, Reply)

i thought it looked good at night when all you could see were the candles in/on it
but would sadly agree with you for during the day
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:37, Reply)

I've got a Belfast sink in the garden ... although it's acting as a sink rather than an ornament
And I've built a ridiculous fairy house hanging from a tree because my kids are credulous idiots
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:45, Reply)

I have been trying to get a funny strikethrough relating to George Best and Belfast Boy but they are all really shit

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 17:01, Reply)

Or even Belfast Child and Simple Minds
But again they are all shit... I can see the material is there though.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 17:02, Reply)

* Not a euphemism

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:54, Reply)