there's a big fat chap here at work, and we do a huge amount of walking around so I was trying to figure out how he stayed so huge.
I've moved chairs in the break room, and noticed for first break (where most have a coffee and maybe an apple or some crusps) he eats a whole 500g block of mature cheddar.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:15, 4 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:20, Reply)

gotta work hard to maintain a physique like that

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:50, Reply)

Fucking hell

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:28, Reply)

Urgh.
Hope he enjoys his impending heart attack.
Does he have family that he will heartlessly leave behind?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:33, Reply)

he is unlovable

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:49, Reply)

Ugh', I don't get people who just eat cheaddar, even the posh ones - they're nice as a component, but just to eat on it's own is just,erm, basic.
It's an ingredient, like eating raw onions or something
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:51, Reply)

what about plastic wrapped cheese slices?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:54, Reply)

tggi.
I never tire of cheese and chilli sauce sarnies though.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:13, Reply)