i had a client who asked me to "lick" the landlord's arse instead of "kick" it
that amused me.

alt: not really bothered for valentines, so long as i get pretty flowers, the rest of it can meh off.

altalt: should ask who's the worst one here, that'll cause moar UPSET.

we saw a horrible man yanking a gay windydog along the street because it tried to sniff things yesterday, i wanted to swerve the car and run him over.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 15:36, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

any cruelty to little gay dogs should be met with over the top cartoon violence.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Feb 2015, 15:38, Reply)

You must really hate Windys dog

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 15:38, Reply)

haha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 15:39, Reply)

andithankyou

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 15:40, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 15:44, Reply)

She's definitely retained the right solicitor.
Is there pizza in it for you?
( Muns, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 15:38, Reply)

It's ok to say me, I'm sure Frog won't mind.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 15:38, Reply)

I'd agree

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 15:39, Reply)