I feel soiled and depraved for doing a new thread
But like a Rotherham unwanted white chav child, I need to
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 18:43, 50 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

edgy
Needs more casual coonhate.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 18:44, Reply)

Chav hate
Colour and identity don't matter.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 18:52, Reply)

maybe not to you

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 18:57, Reply)

I don't think they do
I really think this election will be a war of class which rather worries me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 19:04, Reply)

I really think you should step away from the keyboard

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 19:15, Reply)

Nearly done, then it's all yours again.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 19:17, Reply)

you really didn't

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 18:44, Reply)

life ain't so easy
when you're a white
chav child
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 18:46, Reply)

soz can't join in without a question

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 18:53, Reply)

I'd rotherham you didn't

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 19:06, Reply)

moah like Rogerhim

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 19:13, Reply)

croque monsieur for tea
My cheesy glory is better than yours
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 19:08, Reply)

blah blah food wrong. Welsh rabbit is best.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 19:12, Reply)

nothing welsh is ever best

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 19:17, Reply)

allow them the Welsh Rabbit and cockles with bacon. they are a proud, short race who deserve recognition for some things.
"A pint of broken square please"

Cowardice being something the Welsh share with the frogs.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 19:22, Reply)

keep your cheesy glory in the bumbag, ta.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 19:28, Reply)

my bag is a cheesy glory hole.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 19:29, Reply)

the unwanted ones make the best belami models.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 19:11, Reply)

Dutty attention ho

( .Yeti., Wed 11 Feb 2015, 19:21, Reply)

See, if you can't spatially expand my horizon
Then that leaves you in the class with scrubs, never rising
I don't find it surprising
and if you don't have the Gs
To please me and bounce me here to the coast of over seas
So, let me give you something to think about
Inundate your mind with intentions to turn you out
Can't forget the focus on the picture in front of me
You as clear as DVD on digital TV screen
Satisfy my appetite with something spectacular
Shake your vernacular
and then I get back to ya
With diamond like precision
Insatiable is what I envision
Can't detect acquisition
from your friend's expedition
Mr. Big Willy, if you really want to know
Ask Chilli, could I be a silly ho?
Not really
T-Boz and all my senoritas
are steppin' on you Filas
but you don't hear me goin, no
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 19:32, Reply)

dats bout ghetto as this momma comes

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 19:43, Reply)

Welcome, and enter the center
Of my Super Mario adventure
My girl is trapped on the other side of town
So I'm movin' in leaps and bounds
Folks around my way think I'm strange
But there's a villian to blame.
Even my ma, she thinks I'm crazy
But I've got to rescue Daisy
There ain't
Th-th-there ain't
Th-th-there ain't no place like Super Mario Land
Well I'm back off my Lisa Stansfield trip
And I'm rejuvinated and I'm remixed
I took planes, trains, and automobiles
And for real got ill in Brasil
I'm the Wizard of Oz when on tour
And got poor in Singapore
And I've eaten sushi in Japan
But there ain't no place like Super Mario Land
She's my lady, my pride and joy
'Cause to her I'm a hero, not a toy-boy,
So I'm climbin' mountains, swinging through trees
And even facing killer bees
Down secret tunnels in dark rooms
Met with the creature from the Blue Lagoon
Folks out there might think that I'm crazy
But I've got to rescue Daisy
Since she's gone, there's no sunshine
I'll make a wish to my hills; three times
And I'm gatherin' coins like Indiana Jones
So one day we can make a happy home
So I'm duckin', divin', bobbin', and weavin'
But I sure ain't leavin'
Get with the program, come join the man
'Cause there ain't no place like Super Mario Land
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 20:30, Reply)

Great work!
Here, have a click!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 20:34, Reply)

I put together a pizza but it's got a proper soggy bottom and now I wish I didn't bother.
I could have just eaten all the ingredients seporatly in a nice bit of anty-pasty
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 21:18, Reply)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 21:43, Reply)

I'm drinking vodka
This is a good thing
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 22:14, Reply)

but not a good thing for the vodka

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 22:23, Reply)

I'm very humane towards the vodka
Just like a live lobster, I keep it in the freezer until it's dead before I drink it. I'm not a monster.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 22:33, Reply)

aha, playing the humane card....

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 7:18, Reply)