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But like a Rotherham unwanted white chav child, I need to
( , Wed 11 Feb 2015, 18:43, 50 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I really think this election will be a war of class which rather worries me.
( , Wed 11 Feb 2015, 19:04, Reply)

"A pint of broken square please"
Cowardice being something the Welsh share with the frogs.
( , Wed 11 Feb 2015, 19:22, Reply)

See, if you can't spatially expand my horizon
Then that leaves you in the class with scrubs, never rising
I don't find it surprising
and if you don't have the Gs
To please me and bounce me here to the coast of over seas
So, let me give you something to think about
Inundate your mind with intentions to turn you out
Can't forget the focus on the picture in front of me
You as clear as DVD on digital TV screen
Satisfy my appetite with something spectacular
Shake your vernacular
and then I get back to ya
With diamond like precision
Insatiable is what I envision
Can't detect acquisition
from your friend's expedition
Mr. Big Willy, if you really want to know
Ask Chilli, could I be a silly ho?
Not really
T-Boz and all my senoritas
are steppin' on you Filas
but you don't hear me goin, no
( , Wed 11 Feb 2015, 19:32, Reply)

Welcome, and enter the center
Of my Super Mario adventure
My girl is trapped on the other side of town
So I'm movin' in leaps and bounds
Folks around my way think I'm strange
But there's a villian to blame.
Even my ma, she thinks I'm crazy
But I've got to rescue Daisy
There ain't
Th-th-there ain't
Th-th-there ain't no place like Super Mario Land
Well I'm back off my Lisa Stansfield trip
And I'm rejuvinated and I'm remixed
I took planes, trains, and automobiles
And for real got ill in Brasil
I'm the Wizard of Oz when on tour
And got poor in Singapore
And I've eaten sushi in Japan
But there ain't no place like Super Mario Land
She's my lady, my pride and joy
'Cause to her I'm a hero, not a toy-boy,
So I'm climbin' mountains, swinging through trees
And even facing killer bees
Down secret tunnels in dark rooms
Met with the creature from the Blue Lagoon
Folks out there might think that I'm crazy
But I've got to rescue Daisy
Since she's gone, there's no sunshine
I'll make a wish to my hills; three times
And I'm gatherin' coins like Indiana Jones
So one day we can make a happy home
So I'm duckin', divin', bobbin', and weavin'
But I sure ain't leavin'
Get with the program, come join the man
'Cause there ain't no place like Super Mario Land
( , Wed 11 Feb 2015, 20:30, Reply)

I could have just eaten all the ingredients seporatly in a nice bit of anty-pasty
( , Wed 11 Feb 2015, 21:18, Reply)

Just like a live lobster, I keep it in the freezer until it's dead before I drink it. I'm not a monster.
( , Wed 11 Feb 2015, 22:33, Reply)
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