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slapping and slopping with every chew and making nyom nyom nyom noises the repellant fuck. then he ate a packet of crisps. prawn cocktail. i hope today improves
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with a guy who slurped a mouthful from his Coke can and gargled with it noisily every ten seconds or so. The entire carriage was laughing at him and he appeared completely oblivious to it.
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I know that has nothing to do with this story but I like to tell people
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but needless to say no-one believes me.
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Does a threesome count as two shags? I've never really thought about it. I've always thought of it as one blowjob with two girls helping each other out with the task in hand.
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i'd say it's more like two blowjobs racing to the finish line
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