this weekend I are mostly.....
...Making a wine rack to fit the space in the cupboard, finishing off the repairs to my Craviola*, taking the Doris out for a meal in Leamington Spa and sitting around drinking. Seems like a plan.

Alt: OK, as long as I can finish on your face


*look it up
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 8:25, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

p something t something h something craviola

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 8:32, Reply)

worst Village People cover ever
and a poor effort.

He'll be applying a patch to his craviola, obv. but why pasta should need repairing I have no idea.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 8:40, Reply)

Is Craviola a form of pasta?

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 8:51, Reply)

yes, yes it is

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 8:52, Reply)

*sigh*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 8:53, Reply)

Damn!
How am I going to fit the strings?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 8:59, Reply)

I think you're fretting too much

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 9:16, Reply)

I knew you'd pickup on this

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 9:19, Reply)

bah humbucker

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 9:35, Reply)

Right you lot!
Before there's any treble, let's get down to bassics. I know this forum is a kind of soundboard for differing opinions but some of you are sticking your necks out.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 9:39, Reply)

Who twanged your g-string?

( Muns, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 9:41, Reply)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 9:41, Reply)

Awesome!

( Peej, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 9:48, Reply)

^^What she said^^

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 9:48, Reply)

I still like this

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 9:55, Reply)

Your just distorting the facts

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 9:38, Reply)