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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Pay day today.
You know what that means?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:27, 7 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
nothing at all to anybody who doesn't live hand-to-mouth?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:28, Reply)
one twelfth of your annual salary is paid to you, plus any discretionary bonuses, less deductions for taxes and pension contributions

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:28, Reply)
you old romantic fool

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:29, Reply)
kiss me, my lover

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:30, Reply)


(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:31, Reply)
would.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:33, Reply)
I really want to embed an NFC chip in my arm when Apple opens up an NFC api.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:56, Reply)
Mind you, in a couple of months i'll be wearing a watch that can have it anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:56, Reply)
Wearable tech is shit
HTH
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:07, Reply)
the term 'tech' is shit
HTH
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:10, Reply)
YM/GF/BUDGIE is shit
HTH
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:12, Reply)
Also FACE

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:12, Reply)
YOU ARE POPULAR PAGE PICTURE IS SHIT
HTH
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:13, Reply)
YOUN ARE!
HTH
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:14, Reply)
Yeah', but what you gonnna do, a fella with a disposable income has to buy something.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:21, Reply)
Apple only wants NFC for payment
I doubt they'll open it up for owt else
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:10, Reply)
I dunno, Apple sound like the kind of company that would encourage its users to microchip themselves

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:13, Reply)
you don't need microchips if you have a decent Smug Detector

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:15, Reply)
Q - How do you know when a Gonz type buys new apple shit?
A - They tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:17, Reply)
Q - What's the easiest way to fleece a sheep?
A - Bring out a new Apple product
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:20, Reply)
I'm pretty sure most people mention when they get new toys.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:23, Reply)
Nah', they'll open it up for home automation - hotel/car keycards and the like.
But I'm not hold my breath for anything else.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:22, Reply)
A handjob from a prostitute and a line on the euromillions?

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:29, Reply)
PROSTITUTES!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:29, Reply)
^TGGI
You're nearly right, the answer is inexpensive prostitutes. Preferably one without a womb.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:32, Reply)
So you can fuck her a new one RIGHT!!!?????

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:32, Reply)
no womb?
go on love, we can do it up against the wailings!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:34, Reply)
without a womb?
So, a man then?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:01, Reply)
The lady from accounts will be round with the payslips in a little while?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:30, Reply)
bit sexist

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:30, Reply)
Just had them. From the receptionist.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:32, Reply)
The answer of course is pay-day cans.
Thanks for playing.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:36, Reply)

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