When I was in cyprus there was some bloke talking about prostertutes and he was saying how he "makes their arsehole like this **makes an 'o' with two hands, the thumb and index**"
but it wasn't in a group, it was just to me, we were the only ones there, and it was in the guise of 'advise'. He was this 60 year old dirty fisherman with manky teeth who only washes every other week.

I don't think i've masturbated since, it's proper put me off the whole idea of sex. It's not that I can't get it up, it's just that I don't have the gumption to do anything with it since.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 18:23, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

how is that advice?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 18:26, Reply)

About how I should go with prozzies but never marry them.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 18:32, Reply)

That's not the worst advice I've ever heard TBF

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 19:06, Reply)

clickin dis

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 18:53, Reply)

There was a bloke in my local who used to regail us in great detail about his brothel exploits.
Including one proud boast about how she jumped on bareback. It didn't occur to him how manky that was or how given his penchant for lasses from foreign parts the high likelihood they'd been trafficked.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 18:58, Reply)

You sound like a fuckin poof

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 19:04, Reply)

lol

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 19:27, Reply)

poove

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 20:16, Reply)