alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 17:05, 65 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Lake District Mother Fuckers

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 17:26, Reply)

8 hours?
What, did your wife drive?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 17:32, Reply)

A woman, driving?
Classic!!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 17:34, Reply)

alright, prince mcSaudi

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 17:36, Reply)

what? it's about four hours and my wife isn't coming

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 17:35, Reply)

married to you, of course she's not coming

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 17:36, Reply)

yeah ... like married people even do sex

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 17:38, Reply)

you could try not posting from your holiday?
give us a holiday too, you know??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 17:42, Reply)

welcome to lake district motherfucker

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 17:51, Reply)

One of The Fall's finest live albums.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 18:23, Reply)

oh god are you *still* upset on the Internet ?
y/n
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 18:00, Reply)

I'm permanently Upset McUpsettington

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 18:01, Reply)

just turn 360 degrees and walk away !!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 18:02, Reply)

When I was in cyprus there was some bloke talking about prostertutes and he was saying how he "makes their arsehole like this **makes an 'o' with two hands, the thumb and index**"
but it wasn't in a group, it was just to me, we were the only ones there, and it was in the guise of 'advise'. He was this 60 year old dirty fisherman with manky teeth who only washes every other week.

I don't think i've masturbated since, it's proper put me off the whole idea of sex. It's not that I can't get it up, it's just that I don't have the gumption to do anything with it since.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 18:23, Reply)

how is that advice?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 18:26, Reply)

About how I should go with prozzies but never marry them.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 18:32, Reply)

That's not the worst advice I've ever heard TBF

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 19:06, Reply)

clickin dis

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 18:53, Reply)

There was a bloke in my local who used to regail us in great detail about his brothel exploits.
Including one proud boast about how she jumped on bareback. It didn't occur to him how manky that was or how given his penchant for lasses from foreign parts the high likelihood they'd been trafficked.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 18:58, Reply)

You sound like a fuckin poof

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 19:04, Reply)

lol

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 19:27, Reply)

poove

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 20:16, Reply)

Exciting news.
The UPS delivery driver left my parcel with the good people at number 8 and not the neighbours I fell out with.

#NewTrainers
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 19:35, Reply)

I honestly can't remember if you have good or bad taste in footwear
So what trainers have you had delivered?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 19:36, Reply)

Bad taste
www.urbanindustry.co.uk/nike-jordan-spizike-shoes-wolf-grey-gym-red.html?gclid=CPzGp8Ob58MCFcvJtAodTDgASA

but then these will be one pair of many, most of them very different to those.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 19:38, Reply)

I'm really not feeling them, jordans have a massive fan base I'm just not one of them

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 19:48, Reply)