He hates you.
Can we all talk about Madonna falling at the Brits pls?!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:16, 6 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I saw it on Facebook.
Looked like she could have really hurt herself. Poor Thing. Glad she's OK.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:18, Reply)

It was built up throughout the whole show
"For the first time in twenty years!!"
Then that happened.
I went through all the emotions, bless her. I bet one of her dancers got a bulls horn in the neck

all the next lyrics were about her stumbling and getting up. it was well lol.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:23, Reply)

I didn't watch it, but it looks to me like it was planned and the cape was supposed to come.off
Hardly the dancers fault.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:26, Reply)

Yeah but it's Madonna.
She did actually post on instagram saying the cape was too tight.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:30, Reply)

I still don't see why we're blaming the dancer.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:31, Reply)

BECAUSE MADONNA!!
Yeah it wasn't the dancers at all.

She proper limps on the platform after poor cow
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o18ju4Vb0zc
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:34, Reply)

but why would madonna blame the dancers?
Is this a gay thing?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:35, Reply)

Probably
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:51, Reply)

Zackly.
She livened up an otherwise incredibly bland awards ceremony.

Ed Sheeran? Sam Smith? The sound of smug middle-aged chillaxing.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:35, Reply)

I really couldn't be bothered with it.
Although I watched the Adele one, abd she actually is a very very good singer. And fat.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:36, Reply)

she should hav echased more pavement and fewer chip vans

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:29, Reply)

That was one of the Mugababes

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:21, Reply)

She ent black!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:21, Reply)

Looks to me like she was supposed to undo it and have it yanked away to show a granny dressed as a slapper underneath
The dancer did as they were supposed to but she couldn't get her geriatric, arthritic, anorexic, fake british accent, whore hands to open the clasp fast enough. Oh I hope she dies of a related blood clot in three days.
( Peej, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:46, Reply)

From this day forth PJ speak for me on all Madonna related matters

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:08, Reply)

Gladly

( Peej, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:10, Reply)

Thnx bbz

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:13, Reply)

Alright Jaysums, I didn't watch it, I haven't seen 'the incident' and I'm not going to make any effort to do so, stick that in your pipe and smoke it you big wally.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:54, Reply)

Seriously, if an old lady falling over is front page news why didn't the mail put my gran in the paper when she broke her hip?

( Peej, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:06, Reply)

They might've done if she got her tits out in public more often

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:16, Reply)

you've obviously not seen her down the docks on a Wednesday night

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:17, Reply)

Come to think of it, she was in the Sun
"Todays Page 3 Girl is Judy from Cornwall recently broke her hip, but she hasn't let that get her down. From hips to NIPS!"
( Peej, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:24, Reply)

Is it true that your gran is younger than some of the posters on here?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:25, Reply)

Probably
My mum definitely is.
( Peej, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:27, Reply)

hahaha YOUR MUM!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:28, Reply)

YEH! MM!

( Peej, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:33, Reply)

haha great internet banter

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:34, Reply)

Yeh, I reported you to the modcunts

( Peej, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:36, Reply)

Did you ever see her "coffee table" book
It was pretty grim,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:23, Reply)

No, but I once lay underneath a glass coffee table as she squatted over it and curled one out.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:24, Reply)

I think I would have prefered that

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:26, Reply)

Cunt Evans was playing Material Girl on the Radio whilst I was being given a lift in to work
I was forced to recreate the scene from Four Men in a Car where Rik Mayall smashes the CD player with a wrench. I now owe my mate Mark a new CD player. What's the betting that Evans refuses to stump up the cash?
( Peej, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:17, Reply)

why was Chris Evans putting CDs in your mate's car?

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:19, Reply)

I'm assuming, because he's a cunt.

( Peej, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:25, Reply)

He once bought me a drink in Madam Jojo's

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:31, Reply)

Wot a cunt eh!

( Peej, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:32, Reply)

And now it's closed down
Coincidence?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:34, Reply)